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General / Re: JK Rowling disproven
« on: June 07, 2013, 08:18 pm »
What if the snake escaped and the zoo promtly replaced it. And whomever identified it when they put it there was a new employee and utterly failed at it. The size would just be the kid exaggerating (12 feet is gigantic to a little kid) and the pattern can be mistaken for diamonds.

I'm pretty sure that anyone employed in a reptile house needs some manner of herpetological competence, and it's relatively easy to distinguish a constrictor from a venomous snake such as an adder.

General / JK Rowling disproven
« on: June 07, 2013, 07:53 pm »
J.K Rowling claims that the snake that Harry released from the London Zoo in Book 1 turns out to be Nagini, Voldemort's snake.

However, there are several factors that disprove this:

- The boa constrictor is described as being long enough to "wrap itself twice around Uncle Vernon's car and crush it into a trash can." However, Nagini the snake is described as 12 feet long. A standard small car is about 5 feet tall and 6 feet wide. To wrap itself twice around even a small car like that, the snake would have to be at least 50 feet long. And that's just a small car. There's a huge difference between 50 and 12, if you ask me.
- Nagini is described as having diamond-patterned skin. However, a boa constrictor's skin looks like this:

Does that look like a diamond?

- Boa constrictors are not venomous. Nagini is described as having a venom with an anti-coagulant.
- The book says that the boa constrictor has a "low, deep voice" and is male, although Nagini is obviously female.
- The snake escapes from the Reptile House in London and then...what? How did it randomly pop up in Albania, where Voldemort was rumored to be hiding? It's over 1700 miles from the UK to Albania, not to mention that it has to cross the English Channel first...surely a 50 foot snake would have been sighted traversing across the British countryside, or the cold would have killed the ectothermic predator. However, this could be explained by animal smuggling.

And before you say "Magic," hear this: Voldemort is less than a ghost: some weakened wraith that is barely clinging to life. How could Voldemort have worked up the strength and magic to change the snake's gender, shrink it to 12 feet, give it venom glands, and change its color/pattern?

And yes, I am a huge Harry Potter nerd.

General / Chernobyl Bluegill o_o
« on: June 07, 2013, 07:08 pm »
I know it's not mutant, but it still looks cool.

General / Re: Single. -_-
« on: June 06, 2013, 11:02 pm »
"Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And easily severed."

Well, for one, a monkey is shooting fire at a rutabaga with boxing gloves...

General / Re: When I was little
« on: June 06, 2013, 02:50 pm »
I think a woman actually played that part.

General / Re: Excuse me while I hurt a few people
« on: June 06, 2013, 12:59 pm »
You seem to have givin up. Buh~bye.


And no, I did not give up. You are too menial and appalling to further engage in an argument.

General / Re: Excuse me while I hurt a few people
« on: June 06, 2013, 12:51 pm »
My rep is already ruined.

You are pathetic. I am finished here.

General / Re: Excuse me while I hurt a few people
« on: June 06, 2013, 12:48 pm »
I can care less.

You could care less about imprisonment and a ruined reputation?

General / Re: Excuse me while I hurt a few people
« on: June 06, 2013, 12:42 pm »
Trojans. My brother taught me.

That's illegal, you know.

General / Re: Excuse me while I hurt a few people
« on: June 06, 2013, 12:34 pm »
They can still use the "MODIFY" button, also, they shouldn't simply send a "-.-". That's just stupid. And watch your language... You don't want to f' with me kid.

What can you do from behind a computer screen?

General / Re: Finally, a new movie.
« on: June 05, 2013, 10:12 pm »
Bump because I can.

Maelstrom in my pants.

General / Re: I Have Found A New Favorite Fish
« on: June 03, 2013, 12:00 pm »
Parrotfish :P

General / My dog got a haircut.
« on: June 02, 2013, 03:41 pm »
It's literally been the first actual shave he's had in about 5 years. He's so smooth and clean now :3

The bad thing is, I can't call him "Scruffy Duffy" now :(

General / Re: EGD 7
« on: May 31, 2013, 09:19 am »
I'm not NPC one million -_-

General / Re: First screenshot of Timoris
« on: May 31, 2013, 08:34 am »

General / First screenshot of Timoris
« on: May 30, 2013, 10:02 pm »
Genera: Dark fantasy/horror

General / Re: Just Finished Reading "Touching Spirit Bear"
« on: May 30, 2013, 06:49 pm »
Yeah, it's a great book. A bit short, but rich.

General / Re: There is a mysterious spot on my leg
« on: May 30, 2013, 04:46 pm »

Hey, maybe there's a good side of this whole thing. Since the spider was a WOLF spider, and it bit me, maybe I'll be part wolf nao. =l


Grant's fault

General / Re: Platformer with Graphics RAW BETA
« on: May 29, 2013, 10:41 pm »
Um, sometimes a graphic will appear either behind an enemy or certain parts will appear and some will be hidden.

General / Re: Platformer with Graphics RAW BETA
« on: May 29, 2013, 10:26 pm »
Lol, I made Davy Jones :P

General / Re: I CONFESS, THIS IS AN ALT...
« on: May 29, 2013, 08:54 pm »
What? Well, you sir will be POWed, and this "ruistic society. Go figure" guy will be giblitized.

Reviewer Lane / Re: Review requests? [1 review made]
« on: May 29, 2013, 08:42 pm »

Yes, this is beatable, I've beaten it in the game creator.

General / Re: Choc50 For President
« on: May 29, 2013, 06:21 pm »
WTF is going on?

General / Re: I just got a baby boy.
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:04 pm »

General / Re: dragonoid350
« on: May 26, 2013, 02:42 pm »
Oh my God, please shut up before you sink even lower into the cellar -_______-

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