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Current Characters:
Glowie: Germany
Kyl3: Estonia
Ju44: Russia

Current Situation:
Russia wants to control Estonia again.  Germany disagrees, as does anyone else who plays.


To play:
Simply say which country you are.

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General / SMH?
« on: June 27, 2013, 01:16 am »
Snape Marries Hermione

You guys say the oddest things, really...

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General / You know, today reminds me of a day...
« on: June 26, 2013, 07:15 pm »
Where my dad asked me if I wanted to go on a camping trip on the boat (though it couldn't go out, so it was pretend).  When I said no, he pretended I said yes.  Then, later, when I ran off the boat onto the dock and to the house, he threatened to throw my computer in the water.  It's funny because he then said that he would bribe my mother to not sue him for destruction of property.  Then, I didn't want to play the stupidest and most boring card game on earth, Phase 10.  His reaction?  More threats.  Then he just went on and on and on about how he was only doing this because he wanted me to be more social, and that I would regret spending time with him later on in life, and so on later.

NO.  He obviously doesn't understand my condition when he talks about it.


Oh, by the way, I remembered this because I saw a boat somewhere.

So, what was the least sensible memory you had today?

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General / My thoughts on that NSA thing:
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:25 am »
1. We're so ripping of the Soviets.
2. The justification, "9/11", is horrid.
3. This will change the internet's architecture.
4. The US will no longer be trusted.
5. The other justification "well we gave them criminals", is also stupid.  Those criminals didn't reveal that governments were committing something that the UN, the EU, and many others consider a national crime.
6. The media is only saying things from the politician's side where I am.
7. In conclusion, "You're a criminal for revealing our criminal activities!" - The United States Government

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You are either in Germany, Italy, US, UK, Japan, China, Russia, Brazil, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Spain, Sweden, Iceland, Greenland, or Cana... Canadi... That country to the north of the US, west of Russia, and east of Greenland.  Pick your country.
RULES:
First person to reply gets the action in their way.
If the first person gets to do the action twice in a row according to the above statement, then they are ignored.

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General / New Sploder ship: ShadRoss
« on: June 19, 2013, 08:38 am »
Shadross x Shadross

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General / I used to finish things; but now I
« on: June 19, 2013, 07:57 am »
^^

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General / Oh, well thats an odd place to spill milk. //_\\
« on: June 19, 2013, 07:16 am »
I'm just going to... change my clothes now...

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I can see a dog!  I can see a frog!  I can see a ladder, leaning on a log!

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In order for my sister, her friend and I to go to a water park, she's going to dialysis now (4:00 a.m) instead of 10:00 a.m.

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General / Thank this post for...
« on: June 18, 2013, 08:32 am »
1,2,3,11,12: A thank back
4,5,9,10: A smite
6,8: A quick sketch of something YOU request
7: Anything you'd like within my ability
13,14,15,16: Nothing
17,18,19: My opinion of you.
20: Thanks for the rest of the day.
21: 10 smites.
22: 5 free rolls.
23,24,25: Another roll. (Free!)
These results are calculated by Random.org, a website which all internet users are entitled to use.  Each result takes one roll.  6, 7, and 8 DO take time depending on what you ask for.  It is not my fault if you get a bad result.  Free rolls do not guarantee good results.  There are no extra rewards for getting multiple times in a row.  Bribery isn't accepted. Results may vary, restrictions apply.  This definitely isn't a laser beam intended for your destruction.

BEGIN!

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Right about where Ghandi's were.
(Economic Left/Right: -6.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.82 )

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For example, if you're getting a book:

I shall read this book to the best of my ability.  I will learn all there is to learn about my universe, or the universe this book takes place in.  Soon, I WILL be entertained or informed, I WILL!  Even though I know that if this is fiction the main character probably will win in the end, I don't care!  I WILL READ, AND I SHALL ENJOY IT!

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General / The way I measure time is weird.
« on: June 18, 2013, 03:58 am »
For days, I think of when the next meal is, or when I'm going somewhere.
For anything else, I think in terms of when the next big event is. (such as going to an uncle's wedding, visiting my grandmother, going to Florida, starting the path to being diagnosed for Asperger's, etc., all of which I am currently using now)

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General / An interesting question for you...
« on: June 17, 2013, 10:30 pm »
Look at the poll...

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However, according to Thewindlord, members with 15k to 20k posts can.

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General / Economics:
« on: June 17, 2013, 07:45 am »
Capitalism works on human nature, falls because of inequality.
Communism works on equality, falls because of human nature.

In conclusion, economics don't work for anyone.

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His was art pretty good, I must say.

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General / Post WW2 America...
« on: June 15, 2013, 07:08 am »
It makes me sad I live here. -_-

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General / I can't remember anyone here I have something against.
« on: June 15, 2013, 04:55 am »
Is that good or bad?

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General / You know what, forget it.
« on: June 15, 2013, 04:34 am »
I'll just look for some cinnamon.

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Projects / Scramble for Power
« on: June 13, 2013, 05:38 am »
BANNER HERE


Post guide:
1st post: explanations
2nd post: data and stats
3rd post: countries
4th post: other things



It has been 15 years since the Sacred Order of Ferm fell, and now even Ferm has fallen.  Thanks to this, all of west Valoria has practically restarted and lost civilization.  In east Valoria, the Great Empire of Xyokoul went through a series of famine, and, in the attempts to fix this, split into many pieces.  In a place called Octinokau, very far from these other two places, separated by an ocean and a strip of land, the struggle for domination has just begun.  Vijluke, the strip of land, has been settled by humans for the first time, and disputes are common.  Finally, in Bolivkan, the Republic of the Ocktim has been defeated by Valorian countries by accident.

You are a powerful person from one of these continents.  You happen to rule a country there.  You must strategically plan out what to do in order to conquer other countries, but be watchful of your own country; you could cause famine by trying to conquer even the smallest of enemies.



Starting:
You must first choose your continent you start in, and your culture.  Culture determines your pros and cons.
You then set your country's name, and establish a government and military.
This game will take a while to join, but it will be fun once you do.



Gameplay:
The gameplay has many parts, and each part effects the others.

First of all is War.
War is conquering other countries and defending your own.  It is suggested to stay in your own continent first.  Your success and defeat in War depends on a number of things, including weather, your armed forces' sizes, your technology, random numbers, and your strategy.

The size of your armed forces increase a little bit each day by default.  However, you can set up drafts, which harshly force your citizens into the army whether they like it or not.

 You then assign your troops to certain positions.  You can have some go to your army, some to the navy, some to air forces, some to scientific development, and some to administration.  You can also set up custom departments that my helpers and I can approve or disapprove.  Each department can help with certain things in war.

To declare war, simply say "I want to go to war with *Country*" and then state what resources you will use to do so.

You set up the strategy, and maths (and myself) will do the work.


Your next part to worry about is Government.
Government is simpler; you are a tyrant (which, in classical definition, means rule by one) in order to make this game make sense.  So, you get problems you have to address with new actions based on previous actions; these problems will be fixed in a matter of time, depending on how effective your solution is.  The mods and I will look at your solutions and then be genies, so be careful what you wish for.

You will also randomly get letters from citizens, presenting issues from a civil perspective.


Now we go on to a multi-part part of gameplay, The Nation.

The Nation is everything involving your nation.  It includes multiple stats, including children, workers of multiple types-which you must define to us, though you start with scientists, explorers, teachers, and so on-you also have stats including free resources, buildings, hunger, scientific progress, etc.

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They should just do nothing, because if they do something, then people know what he said was true.

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General / Ju44's Sploder Story (accepting applications!)
« on: June 13, 2013, 12:46 am »
Chapter 1: Beginning a War

A sublime looking person with the most astonishing cape and garments was in a purely white room, with a scowl on his face.  There were to guards on either side of him.  He was on his knees, scarred and bruised, with dirt all over his clothes.  He was chained to a wall.  The guards were glowing a yellowish color, and had armor black armor with randomly flashing green numbers; they had guns pointed at the person. 

The person who seemed to be royal looked up as a door, completely seamless from the room, opened.  A humanoid figure walked in.  They seemed to have bat like wings, but it was difficult to tell due to the only part of them that wasn't as dark as black can get was their sinister looking smile, which was as bright as white could get.

"Thou hast cometh to kill me?  Why dost thou wisheth to do so?" questioned the royal person.

"Drop the royal speech, Qwert.  I want to kill you to start a war!" replied the black figure, who then kicked Princess Qwert.  Qwert opened his eyes wide, partly from pain and partly from astonishment.

"W-why would you want a war? Money?  Power?  To convert others to your religion?"

"We both know that religion has never played a part in my motivations; nor money.  Power, yes, but even that shallows behind my real reasons."

"What is it, then?"

"Enjoyment!  I will start a war for the pure fun of it."

"You know you will lose, and you shall die!"

"I quite possibly will; but it is almost certain that you will die, for when my guards and I leave this room, all oxygen flow will be stopped, forcing you to use it all up, and then die.  Don't be afraid, though; you weren't alive for billions of years before a small time ago, and that was never the slightest of inconveniences for you, now was it?"

Qwert remained silent.

"One last thing; that person you love?  Have her," forcibly offered the mysterious thing.  With that, he snapped his fingers, after which a girl appeared in the room. He motioned for his guards to leave.  They obeyed, but he stayed a little bit longer.

"I would suggest watching what you say, for this room will be monitored - for the history books, of course.  Your last words could be dull, or interesting; either way, people will remember that you were important enough to start a war, even if it occurred after you died!" he warned.  After this, he left.



In an hour or so, Princess Qwert and his love died.  His last words were, "Ah, the oxygen is running out; good-bye, world."  Then he died.


Application:

Name:
Species (human, robot(if robot specify what machine you are), or glitch):
Allegiance (Royal, Neutral, Rebels, or Destroyers):
Element (alchemical or periodic):
Short summary of life:
Other:


Info on allegiances:
Royal means your allegiance goes to the royal family and the army.
Neutral means your either a bounty hunter or you like to kill everyone.
Rebel is kind of like SCOURGE.
Destroyers include that weird humanoid thing.

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General / O.O Ravi's a girl.
« on: June 12, 2013, 11:30 pm »
Look at his title: KING Ravi.

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General / The Royal Family needs a refrigerator, no?
« on: June 12, 2013, 11:16 pm »
:D?

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General / One day, I will be The Refrigerator to all.
« on: June 12, 2013, 07:18 am »
Whether you like it or not, I will be; trust me.

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General / Wackyy:
« on: June 12, 2013, 05:20 am »
Says he left, signature still says he left; requests name change, comments in threads, and requests ponyified avatar from a thread.

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General / Oh Caesar, Caligula was hilarious. XD
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:40 am »
He tried making his horse a senator, and also forced his armies to collect seashells and bring them back to rome as "spoils from the conquered ocean."

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But I still do anyways, to read because my computer won't let me reblog.
#imgoingtomakethisaslongaspossiblebecauseimboredandangrythaticantreblogsadlybecausemycomputershoulddieinaholebecauseicantmakeitreblogthingsontumblralsoireallydontliketodisobeymymombecauseitraisesherbloodpressurewhichwithherconditioncouldkillherbutshedoesntknowsoitreallymatterbutifshefiguresoutthatsbadbutshesnicesoshewontbeatmeorpunishmeshelljustmakemepityherswagyoloanarchy

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