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General / Re: Who would find interest in this?
« on: February 15, 2019, 04:23 pm »
ok clap

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General / Re: B
« on: February 14, 2019, 05:21 pm »
Crazy replied a minute after I posted it Ethan lol

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General / Re: B
« on: February 14, 2019, 02:30 pm »
I can make u one if you like, Or is it too weird for you?
if I can jack off it'll be good

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General / Re: Epic Game Drop 13
« on: February 14, 2019, 02:18 pm »

guys
should I dm

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General / Re: Epic Game Drop 13
« on: February 12, 2019, 07:12 pm »
We need a terrible awards show for EGD showing the games that won voiced by sceptile


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General / Re: Epic Game Drop 13
« on: February 11, 2019, 09:25 pm »
Oof
I will make a big one uwu

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General / Re: ask me anything
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:48 am »
db lasted 2 days
it was splode

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Debate Tower / Re: VG Debate: Peach, Daisy, or Rosalina?
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:47 am »
she's not a princess she's my blow-up doll
and yours too
I hope

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General / Re: B
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:45 am »
awesomefinnz's anatomy
uwu

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General / Re: B
« on: January 31, 2019, 08:58 pm »
bobs
uwu

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General / 3D creator demo 3 protest
« on: January 28, 2019, 08:52 pm »

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When I clicked here I expected some discussion

Um
this is epic discussion shut

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General / Re: In your opinion, what are the worst fanbases?
« on: January 26, 2019, 04:10 pm »
oof

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Game Hyping / Re: WIN THIS GAME FOR AN AWARD OR MAYBE MORE
« on: January 26, 2019, 02:28 pm »
oof

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General / Re: I've friended myself!
« on: January 26, 2019, 02:02 pm »
I did it when it was possible with 2 windows
epic

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My mom doesn't know where I went after my brother died

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you die but there is no after-life and you see nothing for eternity

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I'm telling the pwincable  :'(
P        R        E        V        I        O        U        S        L        Y
"pwincable i need to tell thing"
"oke what"
me: ate pwincable

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General / Re: I'm gonna leak Geoff's phone number...
« on: January 26, 2019, 12:24 pm »
If you had a full-time job and some 12-16 year olds want a free game creator which gives you almost nothing in return and absolutely nothing if someone uses adblock what would you do?

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RPFG's, Groups, Contests and Forum Games / Re: Count Backwards
« on: January 26, 2019, 12:23 pm »
97

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T h e n  I  w i l l  c r a w l  i n s i d e  y o u r  m o u t h
A n d  t a k e  o v e r  y o u r  b r a i n
A n d  f r a m e  y o u  f o r  m u r d e r
W   A   T   C   H      O   U   T

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I'll transfer to under your bed soon

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Okay but I'm not fine
I put my brother in a washing machine because he gave me a gift card with 10 dollars left
He died
I live in your car now

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When I say the creator I mean the game creator Ethan

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Good luck. I don't like how you said that lordofold put the water there... Because who else could? But it's a good review
I was showing that the water in Platformer is annoying, but shifting the blame to Lordofold because he was the one who placed the water.

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This is a second attempt at a rejected review 2 weeks ago.
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First of all I need to flex on y’all that I have the record of 1:56 [B)]

MINECRAFT like but COOLER is a game by Lordofold from 2011 that has 835k views, making it the 2nd most played game on the site. And it probably has exploited views because it only has 29 ratings.
It’s a game based off Minecraft that centers on a mine taken over by thugs.
There’s also a story which goes nowhere.
Okay
Let’s delve deeper into this creeper

GAMEPLAY:

  This game is big. I don’t mean long and slow big, I just mean large map big. This game has 31 crystals to collect and 30 of them are hidden in the mine section in the game. Due to the short length of the upper section, I’ll focus on that for now.

  The upper section of the game is mostly boring. The gameplay is long and tedious and unnecessarily challenging. For example:
At the start, there is a water section. This water section is long and water in Platformer isn’t very good. Although this is mostly on the creator’s end, Lordofold was the one who put the water there. He also decided to put a brick in the water that you need to walk on to progress, but you can’t jump on it unless you have a laggy computer or mastered the pause exploit because old Platformer Creator was the best ever thing of all time.
See what I mean? Lordofold could have easily used the water as an obstacle that you can AVOID or just skip it altogether. Then there are trees that have inconsistent leaf collision, a lair where your only option is to sword climb, too many enemies, etc etc.

  But there is something that the upper section has that the mine section mostly lacks, and that’s the quality of the graphics. The graphics editor didn’t exist back then let alone in Platformer, so Lordofold had to use the many prefabs at his disposal to create a Minecraft like environment. And, he did pretty well. Sure, the water has random shades of blue in random positions covering the blue water, but the platforms and backgrounds are about spot on from what he had. From the bright look of the upper section you know Lordofold really felt passionate about what he was doing.

  Now we have the mine. The advantage the mine has over the upper section is the size of it. From corner to corner the mine is huge, and by all laws should be pitch black but, like Minecraft, there are many torches placed just close enough to cover the mine with a decent amount of light. But there are some places, just a few, that are completely invisible to the naked eye. This may be a mistake by Lordofold or an intentional design choice used to confuse/mislead the player and cause them to miss important places where crystals are located.
The mine looks… fine, to say the least. I mean, it’s not BAD by any means but it looks kind of dull compared to how fun the mine is to blaze through. It’s just the default black background of the underground, no background cobblestone or anything. Plus, the ‘mine’ only has a 1 block layer of cobblestone throughout, an obvious choice by Lordofold to save hours of time filling in the blanks of the mine but cost the game a much better look than the slim bland dark pathway we got.

  The gameplay was a fun, fast, mediocre looking, sometimes annoying, unintentionally or unnecessarily difficult, okay play. 6/10.

STORY:

 This story makes no sense and I’m very angry about that. The first look at the story of the game is an easter egg in a secret room in the water. It says: “GWEN COME TO MY HOUSE FROM OLD HENRY”. This signifies a possible relationship between Gwen and Old Henry. Speaking of Old Henry, we need to kill him to get the first crystal in the game. Wait, what? If we kill Old Henry, does that mean…. Okay. I need to start this over and figure this out from start to finish.
So, Old Henry lives in a cave. He left a sign for Gwen in another cave. But Old Henry tried to kill us! He wanted us to get out! He was afraid of us! WE KILLED GWEN AND WE WERE GOING TO KILL OLD HENRY TOO WHICH WE SUCCEEDED IN! It makes sense now. The murder of Gwen was horrible and he knew who was the killer.. us. He tried to kill us in an act of self-defense, trying to defend his crystal which we need for our need for greed. Due to our horrible greed, we kill Old Henry. But this is the first part of the game. What’s next?

  What’s next are the Thugs, the main enemy of the game. From the dialogue the Thugs gave us, we can gather the information needed to assume they have taken over the mine. I also believe Old Henry controlled the Thugs, but they started a revolution and took the mine for themselves. I have come to the conclusion that Old Henry was the former leader of the Thugs because, well, they look the same..?

  This story makes no sense. It’s like a connect-the-dots sheet that is missing two thirds and you need to draw them yourself. It’s a failed attempt at a story. Heck, I got more story out of ‘Diary of a Farting Creeper’ than this, and that book made me isolate myself for 26 years and come back in a time machine to write this. The only confirmed thing I’ve figured out is that the Thugs took over the mine and that Old Henry wants Gwen to come over for something. For a game that looks much better than other Platformer games at the time, Lordofold lacks a storytelling ability. In short, this story would be better off gone. It only distracts the player from their greedy goal. But, I will say that Lordofold gave information that can be tied together with a few new thoughts. At least it’s manageable. 2/10

CONCLUSION:

  This game is fine. It had a great choice of prefabs for the time but the mine lacks creativity, the gameplay is sometimes annoying and unnecessarily difficult but can be mastered and enjoyed for the large area it gives you, the story makes absolutely no sense but it lets me think of ties between events, and the title is very attractive outside of Sploder. Overall, this game gives me a good time speeding through it and collecting the crystals, etc, but, in the end, it’s just a Minecraft fan game on a kids game website that Lordofold made in his spare time, and he couldn’t make Final Fantasy VII, instead he made… Fortnite (hahaha funny joke get it because fortnite takes place on venus apparently hahaha okay). It’s a game I would recommend if you want a good time you can come back to, even if it isn’t great. Wait, that’s the average mobile game!

Gameplay: 6/10
  Quick and fun but not exactly good.
Story: 2/10
  This makes no sense. Why does this story exist?
Graphics/Prefab choice: 6.6/10
  The surface looks great but the mine lacks a lot.

Overall score: 5/10

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You wake up one morning and you're deaf blind mute and severely physically disabled

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General / Re: What's your favorite bottled water brand?
« on: January 25, 2019, 03:32 pm »
saliva in a can

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