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General / You know, today reminds me of a day...
« on: June 26, 2013, 07:15 pm »
Where my dad asked me if I wanted to go on a camping trip on the boat (though it couldn't go out, so it was pretend).  When I said no, he pretended I said yes.  Then, later, when I ran off the boat onto the dock and to the house, he threatened to throw my computer in the water.  It's funny because he then said that he would bribe my mother to not sue him for destruction of property.  Then, I didn't want to play the stupidest and most boring card game on earth, Phase 10.  His reaction?  More threats.  Then he just went on and on and on about how he was only doing this because he wanted me to be more social, and that I would regret spending time with him later on in life, and so on later.

NO.  He obviously doesn't understand my condition when he talks about it.


Oh, by the way, I remembered this because I saw a boat somewhere.

So, what was the least sensible memory you had today?

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Look at my arms,
My arms are so flimsy.
I can't open this milk!
Ooh, I'll do that one for you!

With a bit of pressure,
I begin to fall,
And go right back up,
When you anger me!
Ha, you're weak!

Do you think so?
Well at least I make up for it with knowledge.
Sweet knowledge!
Mmm sweet knowledge!
Sweet knowledge!
Yeah sweet knowledge!

Make me do work,
I certainly disappoint you!
And then die of stress too!
I think you'll find that isn't really going to happen!

Shut up moron give me a book!

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General / Re: I'm an atheist.
« on: June 26, 2013, 01:16 am »
http://i.imgur.com/jIZgW0S.jpg

And I see this on the front page. I have absolutely NOTHING against atheism, but posts like that just make me laugh. I think this thread puts it best: http://redd.it/1h2xem The content there never seems to change. /r/christianity (or even r/politics) isn't much better, but it's pretty much just lazy images and theist-bashing with barely any legit discussion.
Eh, we love it because we find it funny.

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General / Re: *Plays Nazi Zombies*
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:57 am »
1. DBOT
2. You're both being... I can't even describe it...

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General / Re: I'm an atheist.
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:56 am »
LOL no offense but /r/atheism is a joke. /r/TrueAtheism
I don't take offense.  /u/jij, /u/GodofAtheism, and /u/tuber turned it into something like /r/TrueAtheism.  Now we have /r/atheismrebooted

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General / Re: My thoughts on that NSA thing:
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:54 am »
I like how this thread turned into to idiots arguing over who was the most ... I don't even know.

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General / Re: My thoughts on that NSA thing:
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:35 am »
This why I'm moving to GB when I can.
Just wait a couple years, you'll realize Sweden is so much cooler.

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General / My thoughts on that NSA thing:
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:25 am »
1. We're so ripping of the Soviets.
2. The justification, "9/11", is horrid.
3. This will change the internet's architecture.
4. The US will no longer be trusted.
5. The other justification "well we gave them criminals", is also stupid.  Those criminals didn't reveal that governments were committing something that the UN, the EU, and many others consider a national crime.
6. The media is only saying things from the politician's side where I am.
7. In conclusion, "You're a criminal for revealing our criminal activities!" - The United States Government

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General / Re: I'm an atheist.
« on: June 26, 2013, 12:16 am »
Hi.  Welcome to the community.  Over there, you can see the Atheist Reddit corner, most of it devastated by some guys from circlejerk; the rest just uses satire and news stories to have laughs, anger, hope, and to convert religious people.  And... that's about it.

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When he gets on...
HE WILL MAKE A NEW CHAPTER.
OR I WILL DINE ON HIS BLOOD.

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General / Re: why are people using hashtags on sploder?
« on: June 24, 2013, 08:46 am »
#we use hashtags for fun
#tumblr hashtags

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*Drinks a gulp* Thanks!

*Star Power-Up Invincibility Music Starts Playing*

ohmai

*Charges towards a bunch of turtles*

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1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
1UP
...
*takes the Sword of Deletion*
*slices bluefire in half from his head to his stomach*
*watches as green mushrooms and coins spill out*

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Wh-what?
No chapter today?

45
Elroy.
I will look at what the hell you had on that screen.
And I will replicate it.
And then I will eat you for dinner.

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General / Re: why is drawing hands so hard
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:40 am »
Hands are easy for me... unless I'm drawing on the computer... which I already suck at.

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General / Re: Poke thinks im a splode
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:03 am »
I fell for a personal text trick. *looks around*
Oh, hey, look, a corner!

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General / Re: Intense weekend
« on: June 23, 2013, 12:16 am »
That's... interesting, to say the least.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 23, 2013, 12:13 am »
have fun with that ^_^
Indeed.  I might have, say, over 45,000 bursts of fun... one of which will be 500 mega-tonnes, but will be halved.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 23, 2013, 12:09 am »
oh i will c:
(I'm still going to use methods that as of now are disclosed to make America include the details to nuke making in his constant screaming and begging)

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 23, 2013, 12:06 am »
needs more Zyklon B
Have fun with your modified pest repellent, then.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 23, 2013, 12:02 am »

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:55 pm »
but i wanted to have working to death fun with them :C
But I need laborers to keep my nation alive!

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:49 pm »
okay.
Yay.
Oh, can I also have all the prisoners you get?

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:47 pm »
fine. Half of Poland and Finland.
And nyo. nyo. I want disappointment island.
Okay then... but then I get to have the Hawaii islands.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:44 pm »
You get the biggest continent and all of the Americas.
You can have Ukraine, Belarus, and the Baltics, but that's it >:L
Ahahaha, no.  I get half of Poland and Finland in this case.  And Disappointment Island.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:41 pm »
nonono
Keep your americas and asia
I will keep my europe, africa, and oceania.
Actually, I still want just a little bit of Europe.  The Baltic states, Ukraine, Belarus, POLAND, the Nordic guys except Denmark... and some southern islands from another place would be nice.

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General / Re: Hetalia Con! :O
« on: June 22, 2013, 11:37 pm »
No.
No
nononono
Then I just take the whole world in one fell swoop?

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