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General / Re: Well thanks to ransparen
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:57 am »
ಠ⌣ಠ Go to sleep.

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General / The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:50 am »
You walk into a room

and there are nothing but arms

and hands with fingernails that are much too long

and red

and then...

nothing happens at all

until eventually...

YOU ARE GRABBED BY THE HAND

AND THE DEADHAND IS COMING FOR YOU

AND HE WILL COME FOR YOU

UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

AND HE WILL EAT YOU

WITH HIS MOUTH

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO

AND YOU WILL DIE

the end

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General / Re: Go to sleep
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:41 am »
HAVE YOU LOOKED UP DOG PORN?
It's pretty obvious what that pertains to. Don't really need nor want to look it up...

Peanut, just click it lol it's fine. I promise you as a bro.

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General / Re: Go to sleep
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:37 am »

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General / Go to sleep
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:30 am »

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General / Re: A random thread with no topic
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:29 am »

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:26 am »
^^

Lucid dreaming causes sleep paralysis. If you realize you're in deep sleep in the middle of a dream, try to wake yourself up right then lol

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:10 am »
Man that sucks dude.. don't you start to realize that you are in sleep paralysis after several times of having it? Like you become in the sleep paralysis state and you think to yourself, "oh, I'm in sleep paralysis, I'll be fine," does that ever happen?
You always know you're in it. It's just that you're body's natural reaction is to panic in that situation, you can't really help it. Also, even if you know you're just imagining an old lady with fangs sitting on top of you, it's still scary as splode.

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 05:05 am »
I have it almost every night and it's horrible. I never watch horror movies anymore because it will just appear in my room. It never happens for more than a few minutes for me but I'd probably lose my mind if it was for a few hours or something.
I've heard that leaving a TV on in your room helps. It doesn't have to be loud, but when you wake up in paralysis, just focus on the tv until you snap back into reality.

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:55 am »
Don't sleep on your stomach. It might help prevent it a little bit, but not that much. You're can't move at all when you get sleep paralysis, so if you get it while you're on your stomach you won't be able to breathe at all.

Some guy suffocated because he got sleep paralysis with his face in his pillow.

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:47 am »
The best way to end it is to wake your body up. Don't panic, but just think about waking up. Distraction works too, listening for a tv or radio or something like that.

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I'm a sandwich and find this joke offensive

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General / Re: Sleep Paralysis
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:40 am »
You're laying in bed at night, trying to fall asleep. You're comfortable. All your troubles are behind you, you're ready for a new day. You slowly drift asleep.

Suddenly, you jerk into reality. You wake up in a rush, you need to get up, but you can't. You're in your bed, everything seems normal, but no matter how hard you try to can't even lift your finger. You start seeing visions, an old lady with claws and sharp teeth sitting on your chest, things lurking in the corner of your room. You might hear whispers, you start panicking and trying as hard as you can to get up, but you can't. You can't fall back asleep, and you can't move. It becomes hard to breathe, and the visions get worse and worse. You're almost suffocating now, and the panic attack is increasing until you can't handle it anymore.

That's the best first person view I can give lol. When I get sleep paralysis I see people in the corners of my room, just staring at me. Sometimes I have a lady with fangs sitting on my chest as described earlier. I often hear voices, too. When they say paralysis, they really mean it too. You can't even close your eyes to fall back asleep, you're just stuck there.

I get it a lot, but when I was 5 or 6 I was stuck in it for a few hours. I was sleeping with my parents that night, and when I woke up I was in paralysis. I could barely move my eyes to look out the window, and everything outside started distorting around. I saw my mom's face, and it started morphing. I thought I saw her smile, and she had sharp teeth and red eyes.

Sleep paralysis isn't fun lol. Your mind is awake, but your body is still asleep.

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General / Re: A random thread with no topic
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:26 am »
Dead hand goes beyond Mein Kampfort zone.
....Dead Hand....

It's all coming back now

THAT'S when the night terrors started.

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General / Re: A random thread with no topic
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:19 am »

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General / Re: Peanut
« on: May 29, 2013, 04:07 am »
I didn't even know Tpain could rap that fast.

if he would just take that splode off his voice.

They forgot some people too lol, mac lethal and and Watsky would be in the top 5.

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General / Re: Peanut
« on: May 29, 2013, 03:59 am »

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General / Re: Peanut
« on: May 29, 2013, 03:45 am »
Dang

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General / Peanut
« on: May 29, 2013, 03:27 am »
mac lethal might be faster than twisted insane

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General / Re: I just watched Lil B rap in a serious way
« on: May 29, 2013, 03:09 am »
It reminds me of the drawing a 4 year old is most proud of.

"You don't understand me, I don't understand me"

So no one understands him, not even him. What does that make him? retarded? I like how he rhymes me with me. dope.

But really though, I shouldn't make fun of him, I'm pretty sure he's actually autistic. I don't like the look in his eye at 2:11

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General / I need someone to test a game for me
« on: May 29, 2013, 02:11 am »
I'm working on a shooter game for [BRO], and need someone to test it out so far. All I need you to do is tell me:

  • Is it possible?
  • Are there any bugs?
  • Is there any lag?
  • Is it too easy/hard?
  • Anything that can be improved on?
  • What do you think of it so far overall?

Please post here if you're interested, and I'll pm you the link.

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General / Re: I dropped my laptop
« on: May 29, 2013, 02:05 am »
ON THE PLUS SIDE, at least you dropped the laptop instead of a bottle.
What

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General / Re: So, I went to promotion ceremony...
« on: May 29, 2013, 01:58 am »
Nice, congrats. Freshman year is pretty easy as long as you know what you're doing.

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They're are many ungood grammatically mistakes in that sentence. I can't not handle horrid grammar made by you. please fix you're grammar or gtfo,

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General / Re: I dropped my laptop
« on: May 28, 2013, 10:48 pm »
Get an HP! I have one from 2 years ago and it still runs fast (using it right nao)
I used to have an HP. It was actually pretty good, but I don't remember it being very cheap.

I suggest you look at sites like http://www.notebookcheck.net/ when looking for laptops. Also, you can consult me when it comes to stats (though I can't remember AMD stuff for the life of me :\).
Ok, thanks

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General / Re: A random thread with no topic
« on: May 28, 2013, 10:46 pm »
This thread is now about green psycho pigs


Commence.

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General / Re: I dropped my laptop
« on: May 28, 2013, 10:40 pm »
Well I'm poor, lol. Are there any better cheap laptops?

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General / Re: I dropped my laptop
« on: May 28, 2013, 09:55 pm »
Then it's not AO. Lucky you.

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