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General / I am trioaero
« on: October 01, 2012, 09:45 pm »
Take it all in folks.

General / (Ask a Legend) Mackalacking's AMA
« on: September 30, 2012, 12:51 pm »
I will sincerely answer any question asked in this thread, so long as it is a realistic question.

Ready, Set, Legend time.

EDIT: Please don't bother with any "Will I ever get married?" or "Will I ever become a general?" questions. I'm not psychic, and the answers probably no, either way.

General / Everyone who knew me before I first quit
« on: September 30, 2012, 12:46 pm »
Before I left for my hiatus, was I, or was I not, a lieutenant after they killed the major rank?

General / The more you look at it, the funnier it gets..
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:08 am »

General / Add me on PSN bros
« on: September 29, 2012, 11:04 pm »
Yes, it is CK, not C-K.

I don't buy games a lot, and I'm not a shooter person, most of the times. All the multiplayer games I have are:
Mortal Kombat
Twisted Metal
Brutal Legend
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Dead Rising 2: Off the Record
And SoulCalibur V

Yessir, I'm a fighting game kind of guy. Anyways, if you ever want to get your faces busted online, just send me an invite to any of those.

General / Omega is a boss
« on: September 29, 2012, 10:38 pm »
Makin' Mack boss sigs.

General / Thank-O-Matic
« on: September 29, 2012, 07:16 pm »
*Insert one dollar to begin the machine. This is a prototype, you may experience from time to time, the awkward/painful effects that do not give Karma*

General / Sploder holidays
« on: September 29, 2012, 06:58 pm »
4/20: Tookewl Appreciation Day
12/25: Cheepshot's Black Metal Christmas
Every other day: Thank Mack because he's a BAMF day.

General / After all the past rap battles
« on: September 29, 2012, 02:08 am »
Tookewl finally said I won.

General / The story of Spiderbro
« on: September 28, 2012, 09:43 pm »
>Have a cute girl come over for dinner one night
>See a sploderoach in the kitchen
>Oh god she's gonna think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out of cabinet and grabs it
>I freak out and try to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls roach under counter and kills it for me

>Fine, he can stay

>He killed bugs for me all year
>He killed other spiders for me too
>We become best friends

>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break in to kill me and my girlfriend
>Tackle the first one, second one pulls a gun
>Points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglars face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls police
>Police come, arrest burglars

>I spend next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of dead roaches
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

>Greentext stories

General / Tinychat time <3
« on: September 28, 2012, 08:32 pm »
Come chat with bro-lacking.

General / What I think of you bros.
« on: September 26, 2012, 09:08 pm »
Post and I'll elaborate. Bros.

General / What's your Main TF2 character and build?
« on: September 24, 2012, 08:43 pm »
I'm the Combat Medic.

Primary: Crusader's Crossbow
- Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal more damage based on the distance traveled
- No Headshots
- -75% ammo

Secondary: Kritzkrieg
- Ubercharge grants 100% crit chance
- +25% Ubercharge rate

Melee: The Amputator
-On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates.

Set Bonus: Medieval Medic
- Crusader's Crossbow
- The Amputator
- +1 health regeneration on wearer

Hat: Spiral Sallet
Little known fact: Knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.

« on: September 23, 2012, 10:20 pm »

General / When me an Tookewl log on at the same time
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:03 pm »

General / MFW stupid people post stupid threads
« on: September 23, 2012, 08:46 pm »

General / Band should have our first video on the page by end of today
« on: September 23, 2012, 08:18 pm »
So yeah bros, just keep in touch with the facebook page and by the end of today we should have our first video up. We're still missing a lead so it lacks a bit, but we tried to improvise the best we could, so yeah. Just keep an eye on it bros.

General / sai wut agen, i dar u mafkar i dublr dar u. sai wut agen
« on: September 22, 2012, 01:41 pm »

General / I have amazed tookewl with the women I can get
« on: September 22, 2012, 03:30 am »

General / An amateur semi-realism drawing from an amateur artist
« on: September 20, 2012, 10:45 pm »
As much as I suck at drawing, I'm proud of this one.

A thank goes to the first bro who knows who it is.

General / TC'ing it up.
« on: September 20, 2012, 09:07 pm »
I won't bail out this time. :P

Pass is sploder

General / Like my band's facebook page guys
« on: September 20, 2012, 08:36 pm »!/AvenueOfTheCondemned

Just started, we have practice every saturday, and we're really trying to get our name out. Just like it, and move on with your lives, or if you want check into it every now and then to see if we've put anything new out. Thanks again guys.

« on: September 16, 2012, 08:27 pm »

General / Tinychattin' it up
« on: September 16, 2012, 01:39 pm »
Come and chill bros.

« on: September 15, 2012, 11:59 pm »

Pass is sploder, don't mind the trollers.
Me and bob are making a like, one day only appearance. Make this chat hotter than the club you mothers.

General / All these "I AM OLD MEMBER" threads..
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:56 pm »

General / "War Trauma"
« on: September 15, 2012, 06:50 pm »
We started as nothing but applicants. Wow, the military, what an experience. We all thought that, but we had no clue it would end like this. To protect our identity we were given codenames, they weren't exactly the greatest codenames but who were we to judge? We're only privates. Well, we were only privates.

Things were great, for many many years actually. We lived our military lives happily. We joked, we laughed, we befriended each other, but when it came to it, we followed all the rules. Things started getting fishy though when these special "training courses" started testing our stability. It was like, they practically televised our suffering. What were we turning to, a bunch of pawns in some stupid game show? We were soldiers damn it!

I remember it all so well too. General W, as we called him, threw us all into this room. It had no windows. It had a light, a one way window to watch us through, and a vent for air. We were all so cramped in that damn room. We all slept on the floor, and we practically fought for the meals they would send in through the one open hole in the wall. That voice still echoes in my ear.

"Welcome to T4 Maggots!", god how I hated that voice. That stupid, pretentious, torturing voice. I remember of all of us in there, it was me and my friend by the codename "Mad dog" who hadn't lost our minds.

I thought things really became strange when men started disappearing in the mornings when we all woke up. They never buttered us up with how they got out. We were told about how agonized they were being in that room. Their bodies weak, and their spirits broken. Come to think of it, we never saw those people after me and Mad dog got out. Course we were in there for so long, and after that we didn't talk to each other either.

But those last few mind breaking weeks. Me and Mad dog sat in the corners across from each other. We sat silent and still. For days at a time, not one of us would say a word, and when we did say anything, it was a mockery of the other. We ourselves had become competitive of being the last man standing in that room. We felt like a whole forum of soldiers watched us. The grunts, the majors, and even the commanders themselves.

Finally, he broke. He spoke his madness about how he would be granted power for leaving, and how he accepted it in an instant. As he finished his story, men in white suits came in through an unnoticeable door and escorted him off into the darkness. My eyes grew heavy, and I drifted off. They more than likely sedated me.

I don't know what happened to Mad Dog, or where I was the entire time I was trapped in that room with all of the broken minded people, but when I awoke, I was back in my home in the fort, with a large bag of the fort's "special currency" on my dresser. T4, it still haunts my dreams.


General / Pandora Radio, Punx Vs. Metalcore
« on: August 24, 2012, 10:56 pm »
Dropping by to say I recently made a Pandora Radio account. I've got two stations at this moment. You guys can check em out and listen in if you want, I update the seeds almost daily.

Anyways, the stations.

Punx - Pure, hardcore, punk music, at your fingertips.
Seed List:

• The Casualties
• The Misfits
• The Exploited
• Black Flag
• G.B.H
• The Unseen
• Lower Class Brats
• Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards
• Anti-Flag
• The Adicts
• The Nerve Agents
• Bad Religion
• My Chemical Romance
• Rancid
• Operation Ivy
• Streetlight Manifesto
• Jimmy Eat World

Metalcore Central - Super awesome Metalcore. Rock the skinnies, rock the world.
Seed List:

• Memphis May Fire
• Pierce The Veil
• We Came as Romans
• A Day to Remember
• Of Mice & Men
• Falling in Reverse
• Sleeping with Sirens
• Senses Fail
• The Human Abstract
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Underoath
• Asking Alexandria
• As I lay Dying
• Escape The Fate
• Killswitch Engage

Hope you guys enjoy, I take pride in my Pandora stations. :D

General / "Today the Sploder Forum was changed to a new set up"
« on: July 29, 2012, 10:35 pm »

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