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General / Lady Jay part 2
« on: March 24, 2018, 09:13 PM »
Because why write papers when I can gender-bend my avatar, right?

General / Re: My opinion on a few things
« on: March 20, 2018, 08:52 AM »
Whip Cream: A core tenant of my political platform is the total criminalization of whip cream on fruit in school cafeterias. Whip cream is revolting and any situation in which I'm forced to even approach it is a human rights violation. Every aspect of whip cream is an utter abomination: the taste, the texture, the nutritional characteristics. The quickest way for me to determine whether somebody is worth befriending or not is to inquire into their opinion of whip cream. As a general rule, people who are ardently for whip cream tend to be among the worst of the worst, and honestly, I would be completely okay with opening forced labor camps for people that fall within the pro-whip cream side of the spectrum. I'm about three ruined fruit cups away from setting fire to every whip cream factory I can locate within a 50 mile radius. SERIOUSLY THOUGH LIKE it a.) is impossible to get off without smearing it onto every inch of the fruit cup b.) ruins the taste and c.) makes the fruit splodeing soggy like holy splode EVERY FRUIT CUP OFFERED AT OUR SCHOOL COMES WITH WHIP CREAM!!! LIKE EVEN THE SLICED BANANA. The Jews aren't running our government, they're just working with splodeing Big Whip Cream

General / Re: pinyin thread
« on: March 18, 2018, 08:55 PM »
Hey babe

General / Re: Vidya Friday (pokemans)
« on: March 02, 2018, 07:28 PM »
Chat Stevens the Chatot was always fun to use in sploder showdown games. Chatter + boomburst for days

General / Re: Democrats' faces during the State of the Union Address
« on: February 01, 2018, 05:17 PM »
besides his clean coal comment what was so bad about it
I'm 100% certain some people will disagree with my takes, so I'll just start off by saying my opinions are my own, in an attempt to avoid an argument.

I don't want to get too in depth, so here are just a couple things that irked me:

1. Taking credit for lowering African-American unemployment, which was already on a decline before he took office. Not horrible, granted, but still.

2. Pretty warmongery in terms of wanting to spend more on military and nukes, as well as keeping Gitmo open.

3. The whole bringing up parents of two girls who were murdered by MS-13 members as justification for his immigration policies came off as tacky at best, blatant fearmongering at worst.

4. Wanting to give his cabinet the power to fire federal employees who "undermine the public trust" seems pretty dubious.

5. "Americans are dreamers too" just comes off as so dismissive and is pretty lame. Doesn't help that it's a hit with white supremacists like Richard Spencer and David Duke.

The only thing that I thought was okay was wanting prison reform to help people who serve their time get a second chance, so I guess there's that.

General / Re: Democrats' faces during the State of the Union Address
« on: January 31, 2018, 08:00 PM »
Having watched it, a stroke seems like an appropriate response.

General / Re: Splodecast Episode 2 [Live]
« on: January 13, 2018, 03:15 PM »
Can't believe Epico covered Gummo for like 30 minutes! 10/10 must watch

General / New semester starts tomorrow
« on: January 02, 2018, 06:05 PM »
I'm taking Chinese politics, philosophy of mind, and data analysis in political science. ohgodwhathaveidone

But enough about me, what's everybody's schedules like?

General / Re: end of the year message by me
« on: December 31, 2017, 11:55 PM »
I'll drink to that.

General / Re: School tomorrow.
« on: August 20, 2017, 06:58 PM »
Cool. Have you lived on or off campus before?
Nope, I spent a few years at a community college near my house, but this'll be my first time going to school away from home. The concept is both exciting and scary, haha.

General / Re: School tomorrow.
« on: August 20, 2017, 06:31 PM »
Classes start at the uni I'm going to on September 6th. I couldn't get a dorm, but I did manage to get an apartment all to myself across the street, which is pretty cool.

General / Re: god the alt right is so splodeing stupid
« on: July 12, 2017, 10:38 PM »

radical left wing insurgents cloaked in black, known for harassing strangers and destroying public property
Pff, stupid lefties. Don't they know that fighting ISIS makes you just as bad as ISIS?

General / Re: petition to demote NPC
« on: July 11, 2017, 11:44 AM »

General / Re: how do you call your father?
« on: July 08, 2017, 06:43 PM »
With my phone.

General / Re: Petition to ban Alonessix
« on: June 18, 2017, 09:34 PM »
Signed. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

Not gonna lie, I saw "red guard" and was expecting something woke from an Elder Scrolls game. Pretty disappointed tbh.

General / Re: UK Election 2017 - Watching the Results
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:18 PM »
Labour has done well in pretty much all major cities, while Conservatives continue to dominate the hundreds of constituencies I've never heard of which are probably just fields.
Wheat fields, to be precise.

General / Re: Interesting political quiz
« on: June 06, 2017, 01:12 AM »
Libertarian Communism.

General / Re: Pale White Skin - Hey There Europa
« on: May 29, 2017, 03:46 PM »
Poe's Law strikes again.

General / Re: The Purge Has Come
« on: May 29, 2017, 12:39 PM »

"No soldier in history -- and I say this with great surety -- has been treated worse or more unfairly"

alright so we must be reverse nazis.
It's for the best. We can't risk giving the world another Fred Durst.

Wow. As I white dude, I must express my deepest apologies to everyone for the plague we have wrought on the earth. We deserve the impending genocide against us.

Wait, who did make nu metal?

General / Re: If WWIII began today, what would you do?
« on: April 26, 2017, 09:03 PM »
Party like it's 1917.

General / Re: was spida a general in 2014-2015
« on: April 24, 2017, 12:20 AM »
He was suggested at one point, but I don't believe he passed.

I was Type B before Troyio Arms; now I'm Type A, and everybody loves me.

Idk why, but I'm getting some Danny Phantom vibes from it, haha. Looks cool, though.

Sploder Play / Re: Just published a new game, Mind Lock II
« on: April 15, 2017, 10:22 PM »
Finally got around to beating it to prove it's possible. Fair warning, the last level was a fairly laggy for me, which I didn't experience while testing it. Idk if it was on my end or what, but I'd recommend playing in fast mode.

And just for funsies, I'll give the first 5 people to beat it a platinum award!

Sploder Play / Just published a new game, Mind Lock II
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:56 PM »

That's right, my first game in over 4 years is a sequel that nobody asked for! Jokes aside, I felt the urge to make a game and figured I'd go with a concept from one of my older games just to try and get back into the swing of things. While it isn't a particularly lengthy game, I hope you all get some enjoyment out of it.

Tbh though, golden retrievers always look super stoked, so I'd go with that.

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