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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:43 am »
NZA.
Canadian drugs are ham.
thought they were baby seals

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:43 am »
all this talk of drugs reminds me when me and the 2 other people at my bus stop found a needle laying on the ground.
It still had some liquid in it
the guy who picked it up freaked out cause some of it got on his arm
ah, good times
ah, dirty needles.

Why the hell did he freak? It's not acid.

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:42 am »
I've the weed in my undies
that put me off girls for the night now

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General / Re: Kay, I got a little problem.
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:41 am »
I'm not a virgin anymore.

Problem, bro?

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:39 am »
Your town would accept my family at least. Some "patriots" almost destroyed my house because he have a Canadian flag -_-
could you even pronounce Manurewa correctly?

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:38 am »
Not even

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:34 am »
I want weed now who has that

And crack. But, not princess's crack.

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:33 am »
I'm turning 19 this year.
I'll give you the crack.

finally a legal

Bend over then

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:31 am »
Kewl. Just hearing how your life is makes me wanna move to your town lmao


But I have Will. Close enough.
You want to live in New Zealand's highest gang rate and criminal activity rate town

Wait, hearing my life? I'm guessing you read one of my recent topics?

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General / Re: Name change please!
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:29 am »
Can I change mine to Far King Hell?

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:26 am »
I do
We have the best vodka in Russia
can I have it

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General / Re: Hey, guys, this is FFK
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:26 am »
BANT

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General / Re: What is your height? 3ft? 7ft?
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:25 am »
I never would've guessed.
Girls around my age are 4' 9/10.

So I'm good.
my ex is 16 and she's 5'2 so yeah I guess

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:23 am »
Now I want vodka.

Who has that

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:21 am »
I knew it.
her real name is Aoibheann O HOgain (with the thingy on top of the O)

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:17 am »
lucky

All my parents have are illegal Canadian marijuana.
canadian bacon is yucky

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:16 am »
Wtf would garlic language sound like? XD

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:16 am »
lol that's awesome.
Gailic (auto correct fail) xD

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:15 am »
I'm not 18 but my parents roll their own cigarettes so yay free cigarettes for you
I can get you regular or menthol.
c:
regular please

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:14 am »
Hell yeah

*drinks syrup*
Lets be men and go on the piss together. I want to get as pissed as I did on Saturday night.

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:13 am »
My ex girlfriend knows how to write and speak garlic (idk how to write it the correct way)

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General / Re: What is your height? 3ft? 7ft?
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:12 am »
I'm 12 years old and I'm 4 foot 9.
Is that tall?

You're just a stump on the ground, mate.

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:10 am »
Oh I can talk where I'm from to, eh. Wanna fight, eh? See, I can do it to, eh.
Chur, I bet you're still tryin' to learn how to tie your shoe laces, oi.

Eh, you're ammo.

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:09 am »
Irish.
My ex-girlfriend was Irish... Miss her dearly...

I am the white person with the yellow shading. So, my ancestors must be Dutch. Although, my family migrated from Norway before they came to England.

You've got the pinky white skin..hahaha

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:07 am »
I can give you my father's pack of cigarettes for free.
I also need a lighter.

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General / Re: What is your height? 3ft? 7ft?
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:06 am »
5'11

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:04 am »
I'm not exactly albino but I'm close no joke


Also,.wtf xD
Oh. You're a Celtic. Irish or Scottish?

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General / Re: All 18 year olds, please come here
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:03 am »
I'm a badass, not a splodeing thug. Get the difference, mate. Or, I feather you until you give me lunch.

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General / Re: who here is black and has more money than me
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:01 am »
I'm richer than Tunechi, but I'm whiter than cream cheese so.....
Are you an albino?

I saw an albino polar bear once. It was black.

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