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General / Team Fortress 2: Sploder version
« on: September 06, 2019, 09:21 pm »




I made these waaaay back in 2016.

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General / BREAKING NEWS: WIND KIDNAPS BLUEBEAUTY
« on: August 26, 2019, 04:41 pm »










First Wind creates   and now he kidnaps the beautiful BlueBeauty. What's next? He takes over Russia?
a
splodeing
religion




btw this image was made by bluebeauty

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General / Sploder Three Amigos
« on: August 16, 2019, 06:17 pm »




I made that waaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2016, and it still holds true to me. <3
(anew20034, Bolsillos, and Enigma)

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General / My throat is killing me
« on: August 10, 2019, 08:49 pm »
Yes, I'm taking medicine, and yes, it's helping, but still.

X_X

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General / I have a confession to make (PLEASE DON'T GET MAD)
« on: August 07, 2019, 11:28 pm »
*deep breath*

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar! I know! It's a terrible thing to do! It's just, I really wanted the cookies! I'm soooooooooo sorry! Please forgive me!

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General / One of my proudest creations I've ever made
« on: August 04, 2019, 03:54 am »
In 2017, I was introduced to Gains Goblin

and shortly after that, everyone's most hated General Epicosaurus, went on a spree of locking threads that most people thought didn't need locking.

Well, I had a brilliant idea. I would create a brand new meme. One based off of Gains Goblin, and inspired by Epicosaurus' fetish.

This meme that I created, is one of the proudest creations of mine. I rank it up there near my proudest creation, Bohobe.

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General / Bohobe Explained
« on: August 04, 2019, 03:53 am »


I created Bohobe when I was about 8 and 1/2 years old (early 2009).

There is more than one Bohobe. Bohobes are wild animals that live all over the world. They were created by one of my alter egos, Dr. Bohobe.

He created the first Bohobe when he combined a Boa Constrictor, a Hobo, and a Bee together. He then cloned the first Bohobe, which was a male, and had the clone be female. After the cloning process, he had the Bohobes mate with each other. He kept having Bohobes mate until there were 100 of them. After there were 100 Bohobes, he released them all over the world. All Bohobes are related.

Bohobes should not get confused for The Bohobes. The Bohobes are people who are fans of Bohobe. The Bohobes are fans while Bohobes (without the "The") are animals. Bohobes can be tamed, but only by people who are good. Bohobes are not evil. They are good.

I have three alter egos. They are: Mr. Bohobe, Dr. Bohobe, and Detective Bohobe. Mr. Bohobe is a business man and lawyer (who's the best at what he does) 1, Dr. Bohobe is a mad scientist (whose medical degree was taken away from him, so he just wrote a new one in crayon) 2, and Detective Bohobe is a detective (who's one of the worst there are) 3.

With all three of their personalities combined, I become The Bohobemeister, master of Bohobe. 4

While not known to most of the world, located in Antarctica, there is Bohobe Country; a country inhabited by 1 million people and covered by a dome to protect them from the freezing temperature of the South Pole. With many different things brought from around the world, Bohobe Country is considered by all who live there to be the greatest country in the world. 5

Bohobe means "Boa Constrictor Hobo Bee". 6

On March 20th of 2016, a fan of Bohobe created a religion dedicated to Bohobe. It has gained followers.
https://web.archive.org/web/20170101041233/http://forums.sploder.com/index.php/topic,477659.0.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20170101041239/http://forums.sploder.com/index.php/topic,477665.0.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20161231225805/http://forums.sploder.com/index.php/topic,483889.0.html




1 Mr. Bohobe being the best at what he does was added in 2016

2 Dr. Bohobe's medical degree haven been taken away and him replacing it by drawing a new one in crayon was added in 2018

3 Detective Bohobe being one of the worst detectives there are was added in 2019

4 "The Bohobemeister" was created in 2016

5 "Bohobe Country" was created in 2016

6 "Bohobe" used to also mean anything, with it's main meaning being "Boa Constrictor Hobo Bee"; earlier this year, it was changed so Bohobe would only mean "Boa Constrictor Hobo Bee"

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General / A cool thing you can post in YouTube comments
« on: July 30, 2019, 09:54 pm »
0:00  ●━━━━━━━━━━━  3:56
⇆ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◁ㅤㅤ❚❚ㅤㅤ▷ㅤㅤㅤㅤ↻
Play it over here it just costs 1 like



(just change the length to the length the video is)

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A STRAY CAT GOT INTO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO, I HAD LEFT THE BACKDOOR OPEN, AND WAS AT THE COMPUTER, WHEN I THEN HEARD CATS HISSING.

SO, I LOOKED IN THE DIRECTION OF THE BACK DOOR, AND SAW ONE OF MY CATS ALONG WITH A STRAY CAT.

I RIGHT AWAY GOT UP AND RAN TOWARDS THE BACKDOOR, AND MY CAT AND THE STRAY WENT OUTSIDE, WITH THE STRAY SOON JUMPING OVER THE FENCE AND LEAVING.

MY CAT WAS STILL AT FENCE, HISSING, DESPITE THE STRAY BEING GONE, AND I WENT OVER TO MY CAT.

I TRIED TO PET MY CAT, BUT SHE WAS STILL ON GUARD, SO SHE WASN'T IN THE MOOD. SOON AFTER, SHE RELEASED AN ODOR (I ASSUME TO TELL THE CAT TO NOT COME BACK AND/OR TO MARK THE TERRITORY).

ANYWAYS, YEAH. I WAS NOT EXPECTING A STRAY CAT TO COME IN MY HOUSE.

OH, AND AS TO WHY IT CHOSE MY HOUSE, I BLAME MY SISTER.

TWO DAYS AGO, MY SISTER (WHO'S YOUNGER THAN ME) GAVE THE STRAY CAT FOOD AND WATER (YOU DON'T DO THAT).

ALTHOUGH MY MOTHER LATER THAT DAY TOLD HER TO NOT DO THAT AGAIN, IT WAS TOO LATE; THE STRAY CAT HAD ALREADY CHOSEN TO STAY.

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General / COME JOIN MY FORUM GAME (WINNER GETS A PLATINUM AWARD)
« on: July 22, 2019, 10:27 pm »

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General / Roast me
« on: July 22, 2019, 07:48 pm »
This thread gave me the idea to do this (I'd rather have an entire thread dedicated to people roasting me; it's easier that way).



Okay. Let's see what you guys have. Given how long it's been since my older days, this might be hard. :))

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General / I need help from an Editor
« on: July 22, 2019, 07:35 pm »
I'm about to start a forum game, but before I start it, I want to be able to give the participants and winner of it an award.

There's a problem, though. Just as thanks can no longer be given, forum awards can no longer be given, too. As such, the only awards I can give would be MS awards. Since forum awards can't be given, I would like the winner of the game to be given a Platinum award. However, since I am not an Editor, I can not give people those, which is why I request help from an Editor.

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General / Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer in Lego
« on: July 19, 2019, 11:58 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/2XWZoSTX96Y" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/2XWZoSTX96Y</a>

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General / All of the mods trust me now, but there's a problem.
« on: July 18, 2019, 03:23 am »


I'm conflicted. Do I go on to the Discord, a place I haven't been to for over a year, or do I not go?

Back when Richard (Enigma) told me last year (August) that you guys no longer feared me and I could come back (he was kinda right about the latter), I just couldn't bring myself to come back to this place. I was ashamed of what I had done. I couldn't bring myself to face any of you. It took a long time, about nine months in fact, for me to be able to come back and face you guys. There were a few times I logged on here after (accidentally) finding out the original forums (these ones) had been brought back (thanks to the Wayback Machine), but the most I could do was add stuff to my profile so it had the stuff it had before, while for the most part I just logged in for less than 10 seconds and then logged out.

And then came May, and I was finally ready; ready to come back; and so I did.

Fast forward, and now I'm conflicted on going to the Discord where the rest of the community is. Talking about what happened to me here, along with my father, wasn't easy, but also painful. No matter how many times I talk about it, it never gets any better for me.

I don't know what to do. I'm scared and ashamed.

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RPFG's, Groups, Contests and Forum Games / Civilization Sploder
« on: July 17, 2019, 07:56 pm »
(Original idea for Civilization Sploder by Alonessix (Alon Es Six), which was created in 2016)

In Civilization Sploder, you start your own country (you get to name it), wherever there's free space on Earth (all places on Earth are free to have at the start). The goal is to become the most successful country in the world (as in, have the most money).

There's a Shop from which anyone can buy and sell to, which has many various things.

Using items you have, you can build new things, and then keep them for yourself or trade or sell them to another country.

You can make Trades with other countries. When you Trade with other countries, you can Trade/Buy/Sell whatever you want (even People). When it comes to Trading with other countries, you get to decide how much Money you want to sell your stuff for (Tip: if you have your price lower than the shop's, other countries will more likely buy from you than the Shop).

Another thing you can do is attack other countries. Be warned though, if you get defeated when you attack someone, you'll lose Soldiers, while if you lose an attack from someone attacking your country, you'll lose Soldiers, Items, and Money.

There are three ways on how to make Money. They are: selling Items (including People), attacking other countries, and random events.

You start the game with $1,000,000.

THE WINNER GETS A PLATINUM AWARD (and everyone who takes place gets a gold award)

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Y'know, that board that was used to make projects like forum games or whatever?

splode it wasn't made until after Geoff had made the backup in 2013, was it?

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General / Why can't non staff members lock their own threads?
« on: July 17, 2019, 07:42 pm »
It makes no sense whatsoever.

Seriously. What's the harm in being able to lock your own thread? We could lock our own threads prior to the reset.

*sigh* I really hope Geoff regains his trust in the Generals and Lieutenants.

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Ever since I got my very first warning way back in 2016, whenever I get a PM, I always think "Aw splode what did I do?".

Anyone else like this?

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General / I got punched down there earlier today
« on: July 14, 2019, 11:49 pm »
It was by my 10 year old cousin and it hurt a lot. X_X

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General / Post for an opinion
« on: July 12, 2019, 11:30 pm »
If you post in this thread, I shall reply telling you what I think of you.

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General / The Edgy Teen Team (created by greendino11 in 2017)
« on: July 12, 2019, 11:14 pm »


Edgy Teen Team is:
Grendino11, floating head, fasty boy, happy creature,
pereal, mr bootleg, Timmy McPerfectFace, and screaming lad.

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General / THIS is why most of the mods don't trust me
« on: July 12, 2019, 02:13 pm »
wait bols how the hell did you get banned from the discord
What did you even do? lol
What did you do please tell

I just hope all of you who didn't know before don't fear me, like the ones who did when they found out last year.



Most of the mods don't trust me because last year, I wanted to KILL some members, specifically Mad Z, Subaru, Joey, and Sticki. Back in 2017, all of them had done something that hurt me, but simply hurting me wouldn't have caused my desire to kill.



For most of my life, from when I was 3 to 13, every week, my father would either physically or mentally abuse me (sometimes even both). Suffice to say, when you experience that much abuse in your life, it's possible you might end up feeling some things most people wouldn't. (Oh, and the only reason my father stopped was because I cracked and out of immense anger fought back.)



So, what exactly did Mad Z, Subaru, Joey, and Sticki do that hurt me so much that would cause me to want to murder them?



Let's start with Mad Z:
On January 3rd, 2017 (I remember the date because it was the day before I started GED classes), I had created a thread stating that as long as Privates could not have the same lenient rules as Soldiers, even if I were to be voted in as a Soldier, I would deny it (I even had an idea to make the Nub Barracks (a board that existed at the time) to have the same lenient rules the Barracks, so that way the Soldiers could still have their "club"). Soon after making that thread, Mad Z said that I had passed voting, and that someone must've already told me and blah blah respect for passing it up blah blah can ask again if I want to do a revoting blah blah. Anyways, I still didn't care if I passed voting (I just said that). But you know what happens? Other Soldiers say in the thread stuff like congratulations on passing or some crap. Guess what? It turned out to all be a giant lie created by Mad Z! Now, I had problems with the guy, because he used to be a Lieutenant, and back then, for no apparent reason, he blocked me (a staff member blocking someone for no apparent reason whatsoever). So, when I found it was all a giant lie, I just lost it (I even blocked him, something I had never done before to anyone). If it was only Mad Z who had lied, oh well. But it wasn't. It was lots and lots and lots of people, and the way I viewed it, it was all a giant ploy by Mad Z to make me lose it. I had already said in the past that I despised lying, and then this happened, and I ended up making a fool of myself when I lost it.



Next up we have Subaru.
(After the 3rd of January 2017) It was on the first Sploder Discord, and I was doing something I hadn't done since 2012; sing to an audience. I was singing to some members, and what happens? Here comes Subaru and he bans me. Now, it's not simply that he banned me that made me angry. No, what it was was that he stole something I hadn't had since 2012, something that I missed and loved, an audience to sing to (oh, and I even later find out he banned me only because he didn't like me). So, come the second Sploder Discord (which lasted for a long time), and I'm singing to people, and who joins voice chat but none other than Subaru. And, I lost it.



Now, this is where Joey comes in.
(After the 3rd of January 2017) Joey is one of the people in the audience, and unbeknownst to me, he's recording me going off at Subaru, and then later, he uploads it to YouTube and makes money off it. In other words, he makes money off by humiliating me. It took lots and lots and lots of begging, but he finally took it off.



And lastly, there's Sticki.
(sometime between January and May 2017) Now, for better or for worse (I think better) I don't remember what he did (but I obviously did remember when I wanted to kill him).

EDIT: I just remembered what Sticki did to me. He made a sex offenders profile of me.

Which, given what my father did to my sister (he didn't know at the time), hurt me a lot.



Now, I bet many of you are wondering, "Bolsillos, how did people learn you wanted to kill these guys?". Y'see, the answer is quite simple. After some time had passed, Sticki had apologized to me, and we became friends. Well, one day last March, I nonchalantly said that I used to hate him and wanted to kill him, and want to kill Mad Z, Subaru, and Joey. So, what happened next? Sticki told everyone and I got banned.



So, here I am, banned from the forums, and I'm begging the Generals to let me back. Well, Death comes along and tells me that I can come back in 5 months. So, I wait, and wait, and wait. Then comes late July, I'm like, hey guys, my 5 months is almost over! Turns out, Death didn't talk to the other Generals about it, and I'm not allowed back.



Come the next month, August 2018, and I realize I can't keep running from my demons; so I sit down, look deep in my mind and confront them; I went in there and fought them, with the intention to kill them, but after a long battle, I realized that I can't get rid of them, but I can make peace with them, and so I did.

I tell Enigma to tell everyone I'm sorry, and he does, and he says they forgive and no longer fear me.



So, why don't most of the mods trust me? They fear what happened before will happen again. And to be honest, I don't blame them.

But, while I don't blame them for not trusting me, it just sucks that I'm still banned.

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General / It sucks that I'm banned from the forums and Discord
« on: July 10, 2019, 07:25 pm »

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General / I need a Sploder graphics maker
« on: July 08, 2019, 09:41 pm »
Here are all the graphics I need:
  • white boy with brown hair and blue eyes whose head can fit on the platformer character
  • different Minecraft villager types who can fit on the dog character in platformer along with their work stations (villagers and work stations being separate graphics) (https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/File:All_Professions_In_18w50a.png) (the ones in the first photo)
  • guards who can fit on the dog character in platformer
  • red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple flowers (all separate graphics)
  • dungeon like walls that can go on background titles and ones that can go on solid blocks (look similar but not exactly the same)
  • red trolls who can fit on fire trolls
  • blue and green trolls who can fit on thugs
  • spike that can fit on platformer spikes
  • dragon that can fit on snarelys

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General / Do you remember that time Flip was John Cena?
« on: July 04, 2019, 04:01 pm »

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General / I'm scared
« on: July 02, 2019, 11:50 pm »
I don't know how many of you know this, but I have Epilepsy, which is a medical condition where one is more likely to have seizures that most.

Every time I have a seizure, I lose consciousness; one moment I'll be fully awake, and the next thing I know I have a splitting headache, I feel like I'm dead, and I'm either lying down or sitting back with no recollection of anything that's happened.

It's not easy for me to say this, but every time I regain consciousness...I'm scared. I have no memory of anything that's happened and I'm in immense pain; more pain than I feel any other time.

I've been having seizures ever since I was about 11 and 3/4 years old (Summer of 2012), and the pain never gets any less.

It's been about 7 years, and I still have them. My doctor prescribed me some new medicine; hopefully this will get them to stop. All I wish is for me to be rid of these seizures; that's all I want.

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General / What does Sploder mean to you?
« on: July 02, 2019, 11:28 pm »
Sploder; to some it's just a website; to others it's more. What is it to you?

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