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General / what do you think of muslims
« on: September 05, 2019, 10:29 am »
( credit to sweden for the idea )

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General / Post for what I like most about you
« on: August 16, 2019, 07:52 am »
No negative opinions babey WOOOOOOOOOOOO (also, i'll do these whenever i log in again which is prob tmrw)

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General / Post for an Opinion which I won't do
« on: July 30, 2019, 11:45 am »
^

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General / Tookewl Disstrack
« on: July 23, 2019, 10:50 pm »
Coming soon, watch out.

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Amidst all the controversy.. I'd like to share my own story about brocky....
I feel scared.. like i always have but I know you guys will believe me and support me so here we go.

Brocky is a Durry Pincher

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General / WE'RE EVIL AND WE SWEAR
« on: June 10, 2019, 10:07 pm »
WE DON'T GIVE A splode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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General / WE HATE BROCKY AND WE'LL KILL HIM.
« on: June 09, 2019, 01:05 am »
WE'RE THE EVIL BOYS AND WE WILL F*CK YOU UP.

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General / F*CK PRIDE MONTH, ITS EVIL PRIDE MONTH
« on: June 08, 2019, 10:55 am »
WE'RE EVIL AND WE WILL TAKE OVER SPLODER

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General / WE ARE EVIL AND WE WILL PUNT YOUR CHILDREN
« on: June 08, 2019, 10:32 am »
WE DON'T GIVE A F*CK. EVILS UNITE.

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General / HOLY SH*T....
« on: June 05, 2019, 08:31 am »
ROCKYROAD797 THANKED MY POST!!..

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General / A message to Master & Sweden
« on: June 05, 2019, 06:58 am »
As-salāmu ʿalaykum my brothers

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General / dear bolsillos (we need to have a talk)
« on: June 01, 2019, 09:45 am »
hey

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General / Moderator Open this.
« on: April 14, 2019, 05:33 am »
need name change. thx.

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General / The Sploder discord Has Become mad
« on: April 14, 2019, 05:32 am »
I know a lot of my "enemies" are reading this, and that's why I've decided to make this post. Whether I get taunted by this or not is by none of my interest. I already know people on here are talking behind my back on discord (especially today) even though I'm blocked from discord atm. I couldn't care less, because it only shows how much of a coward many of my fellow haters are.

Anyways, I just wanted to elaborate on the fact that I got no warning before getting my ass blocked completely. Which is insane, consdering, ya know... you always received a warning before splode like that would happen? I talked to someone about it (won't mention the name), and according to that person... It is because "I went too far" (with the whole Patient thing).

I don't see the point in that, because what I said was criticism. Why? Well, surprise, surprise... I don't like Patient anymore. In fact, I never did, even when I tried to get along with Patient. That person never respected me regardless, so this was my way to get off with my rage. Especially since I consider Patient a transtrender person: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=transtrender which is why I think the "he" was justified. And legit criticism and therefore, shouldn't be against the rules.

The difference between someone like Patient and Konni... Is that I respectfully call Konni she, with some form of true acceptance with saying that. Wheres with Patient... I don't, because Patient doesn't act like a girl to me.

Alright, that was all I had to say for now. Let the fuel begin...

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Personal Exhibition / NEW EP!!!!!
« on: April 04, 2019, 09:47 pm »
https://soundcloud.com/daniel-gordon-956431266/sets/lost-memories
only 13 minutes and i'd appreciate that even if you dont finish it you give every song a play and hopefullya heart or follow or repost or whatever tysm. let me know your fave song off it!!

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General / Hi
« on: March 29, 2019, 09:47 am »
Hi

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Personal Exhibition / new song - acid dream
« on: March 13, 2019, 05:49 pm »
hi hi hi please give a play and heart uwu
https://soundcloud.com/daniel-gordon-956431266/acid-dream

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General / Signing out of the forums for good
« on: February 07, 2019, 10:53 am »
Everytime i come back to the forums its just, not how it used to be ig? i dont get any interest from the forums specifically and my views on the forums post liam have been pretty clear. I love the concept of the forums as opposed to the discord but its just not that anymore, obviously staying on the discord but i'm not going to log into the forums again (atleast for awhile but unlikely). for all the non discord people bye

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General / The Marknuuuuuuuuuut rant.
« on: January 25, 2019, 08:26 am »
Need I say anything, lol?

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General / The Crazykittyzz Rant.
« on: January 23, 2019, 07:30 pm »
Just becuse i think gays are some mothersplodeers. That's doesn't means i am homophoe. I HATE gay people, but a woman whos gay? holy god. splode you go kiss a girl or something stupid..

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General / Anime fans open this thread!!
« on: January 22, 2019, 10:38 am »
Screw you!

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Having just being accepted as moderator after 10 years of initially joining this treasured site I decided why not try for reviewer as well. I've never been one to care for the mainsite after around 2012 (as proven by my WHOPPING level 23) however with all that has happened with sploder recently I thought it'd be a nice idea to revive myself and contribute a bit more there.

As I desperately searched for a game to play which fits my simple 2 point criteria (must be able to beat it and must not bore me to absolute death) and after flicking through the futuremillionaire gallery featured games page I finally settled on the game I attempted to review back in the start of January before I gave up which is "Splatters Mashup Pack" on the Splattercollab account. This game was unique to a lot of the games pumped out on Sploder recently as each level was created by a different Sploder creator so therefore I'll do this review in 10 parts, strap on.

Intro Level: Jigglypuff12345
The first level starts off just how every physics game in 2013 started with, an intro level. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, especially when the intro level isn't resemblant of my terrible intros back in the day. Instead, it's a simple level designed by a good friend of mine, jigglypuff12345. He does a great job on introducing the feel to the entire game which felt like a retro arcade machine at a local pub by designing a game controller and the name of the game. Can't go wrong with that, good stuff.

Level 1: Sticki
Sticki handles the first level includes proper gameplay. On first glance, the level looks very simple in design and doesn't look very challenging. As I started to play the level I thought to myself "This is easy", 3 seconds later I was falling in the first lava pit and eating my words. With the minimalistic and very old school game design, Sticki is able to make this level really fit the feel of a retro arcade machine, having grown up playing these machines all the time this is something I can easily appreciate. The actual level in gameplay sense feels like an old Miniclip style game where you'd have to hit censor points in attempts to create a pathway over an obstacle. This level took me 3 attempts (albeit I'm very rusty when it comes to any game type) and I would assume the objective of this level was to serve as an easier level before we dive into the rages. Overall, this level despite being a simple design and simple level served as a funny little minigame to start off the game, so far this has been a fun retro experience.

Level 2: shibuvsvinayak
Before I write this review, I'm going to refer to shibuvsvinayak as "he" since his name is far too complicated for my simple mind to comprehend. His level is a race track where you have to outrace and outmaneuver your 2 other opponents. This level again shows the direct feel of old vintage games and also reminds me a lot of Mariokart which I used to love playing with my cousins. Despite not figuring out that you have to use the WASD keys for the first few seconds I was able to come back and win the race (and feel a bit too overly happy). The design on this level is done very well and gave a direct feel of a racing track, again however the gameplay wasn't the toughest out there which I appreciate a lot as most games are overly hard and puzzle based and not a lot of actual fun and enjoyment goes on as I play those, so kudos to the creators so far. Just a shame that Mariokartfan didn't make this level.

Level 3: Probe5
On my first play of this level, I didn't think it was that hard at all, that was until I realized you couldn't just go full rambo and shoot all your bullets since there was an ammo cap, there goes my strategy of "spray and pray". After my second attempt at this level and dying again this was the sole reason I started the Probe5 Hate Club, this level required me to properly time my shots more whilst also trying to avoid the hurting balls. Despite this level making me pretty mad, it served as the first level which felt like I had to focus more and go at a slower pace. For the first level which served as a proper challenge it wasn't as well designed as the previous level but the gameplay mechanics complimented this instead and felt like a more challenging level.

Level 4: Bestatgames9
This level on first glance reminded me of the old games I used to play on Miniclip, the design on this level was very good although it gameplay wise it took me a long time to figure out what to do. There was also a lot going on and half the time I had an unavoidable stream of -HP signals covering my screen. Despite this level being very hard and the intention clearly being just that, I didn't appreciate making it all the way to the top just to fall down again. Design wise this is a very good level although I just think there could've been a more coherent way to complete this level, not just spam jump and hope you don't get bombarded by the onslaught of enemies or fall to your death.

Level 5: Splatter
Splatter is the reason that this entire project exists and so far from playing this, I have a lot to thank him for. Splatter brings a more puzzle-based approach for this level and for someone as stupid as me, this was very intimidating. Although I have to say, this was a very calming difference from the hellish last level. Much like Probes level, this level required more thinking rather than shooting and hoping for the best. Consistently throughout this entire game the design and scenery has been very good and up to par and Splatters level is no exception.

Level 6: Tbremise
With Tbremises level we go back to the enemies but we also incorporate thinking as well, which sounds like a good concept on paper and despite Tbremises level being a good idea with the mechanics and concept it wasn't executed properly and came off very glitchy. It took me a bit to understand what was happening and to master the controls but overall I was able to complete it after a while. A good idea but bad execution of said idea.

Level 7: Wordigirl
One thing that I can appreciate from this game as a whole so far is that every level had a different approach to every other level. Wordigirl has a more challenging level this time in the form of a labyrinth type maze. However, Wordi incorporates a timer which gives a ticking time bomb feeling to her level. This took me a couple attempts to complete and I wouldn't expect someone to beat this in their first attempt. Design was again well done and holds to the standard of every other level but the gameplay is what took the cake for this level.

Level 8: Princehades
You know how I've been going on about design recently? This takes the prize for best level design seeing as it is fully three dimensional. Although the gameplay itself doesn't compare to the design of this level I don't see a problem as this level is so beautifully done, this really makes me appreciate the artists on Sploder and what they can do, especially prince who I've seen a lot of his art before. Fantastic.

Level 9: Jigglypuff12345
Jiggly is also the person who designed the intro to this game which set off a great feel for the whole game as a whole so I was excited to play his actual gameplay level. Jiggly does what he does best and displays excellent design in this level. For the second time in this game, we are tasked with the challenge of a maze, although this is different to Wordis so I don't feel like it gets repetitive. I believe Jiggly did a great job of balancing design with gameplay and created a great level. I do think that this level could've done with fewer enemies or even none at all and go with a more puzzle-based approach but also I think he did need to branch away from wordis level and he did just that.

Level 10: Fuzthehamster
Fuz handles the last level of this great production and he doesn't hold back. This is a pure barrage of enemies and serves as the hardest level in the entirety of the game. This really did remind me of bestatgames level with the excessive amounts of enemies and difficulty. I believe that this level didn't have a lot of enjoyment at all as it was just created with the purpose of being hard. Although I do give props as it was the final step until completing this adventure of a game.


Overall I think this game was very good, it lived up to its large potential and I didn't feel disappointed whilst playing this game or anything along those lines. There were parts where I could see large improvement needed on including tbremises level and Fuz and Bestatgames levels. Although I still like these levels as they were still very well made despite their flaws. I think the design really shows off on this game and the entire idea of the game (a retro arcade game with all levels being made by different respected creators) was executed amazingly.
I figured that these 4 ratings would most accurately review this game.

Gameplay: 8.5/10
I feel like the gameplay was very good on this game, despite their being parts which could've been improved on such as certain mechanics in levels I think all the creators did a good job on producing an enjoyable and impressive game.

Design: 10/10
The design was absolutely amazing on this game, a lot of these creators such as Jiggly or Prince does their own artwork outside of games and the skills have very clearly migrated to this game. If there was one aspect of this game that I would really pinpoint as the strong point it would be design.

Difficulty: 7/10
This game should've followed a proper structure of difficulty, I think that the difficulty was all over the place. Easy, to a little bit harder, to extremely hard, to easy again, to a little bit harder, to easier to very hard again. I think it should've progressively gotten harder each time with the last 2 levels being Fuzs and Bestatgames levels. Although some parts being hard I don't think that it affects the game very negatively at all as it didn't feel as if it was entirely impossible.

Overall: 8.5/10
Overall I would give this a game a strong 8.5/10. This is a very good score considering the other games I attempted before this game would've got way below that. Despite some parts genuinely making me hate life and everything I've lived for, this game had a great balance of design and gameplay and although there were flaws along the way I really feel as if this game overall came to a great finished product and deserved the feature that it received. The feel of the game being a retro arcade machine really made me happy and enjoy it more and I would love to see more games like this in the future. Good work to every creator on this game.

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General / The Anew Rant.
« on: January 19, 2019, 09:25 am »
you know you're honestly a trash person right? like idk what happened to you but you changed and for the worse aswell. idk what the splode happened but you're a splodeing splode now just please go back to the old you because this new you is a splodeing rude and annoying splodehead. this isnt a joke or some splode, we used to joke but not anymore dude because now you're just a splodeing toxic splode. i miss when we used to laugh and talk all the time but nope apparently that doesnt mean splode to you. im done for good trying with you anymore, what the splode happened to you.

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General / Only Black People Can Open This Thread
« on: January 17, 2019, 03:54 am »
Hello black people of sploder, my name is daniel and i am of caucasian ethnicity. I know its a long shot and a lot to ask but can i please have the N word pass? i wear stussy and i listen to 21 savage and to be honest it's kinda racist to only let one race say a certain word. Can i have the N word pass? thank you.
Kind Regards
Daniel.

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General / The Sticki Rant.
« on: January 14, 2019, 10:10 am »
You splodeing idiot. I splodeing hate sticki. All he does is go yadda yadda yadda lol look new mods. He is so gay. splode you Whim. In fact, when I joined my avatar sticki kept pinging me with "Lol gay". I take these jokes very seriously and percieve this as sexual harassment. sticki, go Crawl in Dich And splodeing DIE. Nobody love you except men. yOU Are so gay that sticki is Anagram for GAY. sticki SUCKS.............. splode you sticki!

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Ben (amazing man, IS smelly however) inspired me to make this again since its been a year since my last one. IK i just made a "post for what i dislike about you" thread but then i regretted it because really i dont wanna spread negativity anymore like i used to. If you guys have ever had a problem with me, still do etc then dm me on discord, comment here or pm me whatever but i wanna make things right and make sure im the best person i can be rn!! Hearing your guys feedback has helped me improve even if it is ever so slightly. Much Love to Sticki and Ben for wanting to self improve too ty for inspiring me again. i'd appreciate it alot guys but obviously you dont have to.

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General / a matter of life or death, this is not a joke.
« on: January 09, 2019, 06:32 am »
i NEED a name change. change it to whatever. just not this bullcr*p

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Music / Top 10 Rappers who have dissed Eminem
« on: January 09, 2019, 06:24 am »
10. Dr Dre
"bitch you aint white you're shite"

9. Juice Wrld
"you a homophobe, im a homo, mofo."

8. Young Thug
"gjfkmd kdlms iueiwjkls, !!!"

7. Ugly God
"Yo i'm ugly but you're fugly and i'm the god here you just hate on queers"

6. MGK
"your beard is weird"

5. Dr Dre again
"splode you splode im back for round two, stab you in the butt there goes all your poo"

4. XXXtentacion
"I died, from listening to your music bitch!"

3. Lil Wayne
"i'm a bird man you're just a doctor, dre."

2. Nas
"You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga (fuck Jay Z!)"

1. Eminems Mother
"Eminem Eminem Eminem, Eminem Eminem. Eminem fuck eminem."

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Video Games / SMASH SUPER THREAD
« on: January 09, 2019, 06:09 am »
this is a thread about fortnite. move on.

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