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...which they had no reason or chance in their whole life to learn about it:

Do:
- Turn your head facing anything else than that person and treat them with silence.
- Make fun of that person and be a huge splode about it.
- Question that person's sanity and will to live for not being informed about it.
- Facepalm your brains out of yourself in front of that person. Oh and again, be a huge splode about it.
- "Uggghh", "AwwwwmaiGawd", "RLYYYY?!", "OOOORRRGLEEEE", "WTFMANHOWYOUNOTKNOWABOUTDAT?!", "KYS"
- Start laughing like a maniac that got out of a mental asylum after 30 years for murdering own family, dismembering them, then summoning the rain using their remains as totem poles in the whole neighborhood in front of the children playing basketball next-door.

Don't:
- Being surprised about the lack of information doesn't mean that you're a hypocrite, however, don't act like one, question their lack of information the proper and mannered way then provide examples and useful information about it so that they can learn from you.
- Inform them right away.
- Show them any sources from where they can learn for themselves.
- Drop it, change the subject, they might learn in the near future. Your interest not guaranteed.

To be honest, I'd rather take all my clothes off, put on a nettle speedo then play poop dodgeball with apes instead of trying to socialize with human beings.

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General / what do you think of marth
« on: September 05, 2019, 03:32 pm »
since gave me idea a good













EUUGH

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Dials phone "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hello?" "Who's this?" "Who's THIS?" "I'm asking the questions. I called you." "No, I called YOU. And you sound like the ugliest son of a splode I ever heard." "You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons" "Well, you sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of his past actions." "If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jackoff I'll splode your clock off." "Well, I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up fir-" phone goes dead "Dammit!" walks outside and they encounter each other "Listen, we don't cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram, weirdo." "Oh yeah? I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes! Even my own. So why don't you split." "Looks like I already did. You're the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend. You're the un-me. I'm the real me. You wanna be me?" "Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants. Hate to break it to you but I wore them first." "Me bequeathed thee psycho-pathological hand-me-downs." "So you're the one who stained them" "Whoever found it, browned it." "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me. But it's too late. You snoze, you loze." "You sleeped, you weaped!" "You nap-uh, you get slap-uh!" "Well you slumber, a cucumber!" "You catch up on some zzz'eds, you get out of my heads!" "You slumber... hamburg I don't wanna talk about nothin else!" "Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers." "You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag." "Yeah, I know. Cause it would be an egg." "Ooooh!!" turns away and thinks to self "This guy might be better than me" "That's right, I am better than me." "Look buddy, know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation." "No thanks, I'm full. Cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast." "Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance." "Oh yeah? Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her!" "You're about as deep as a bowl of soup! And your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon." "Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup." "If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup." "Cause I'm already married to justice." "Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you." "I know everything you're gonna-" "Say. And I know everything you're gonna-" "Don't." "Oh yeah? Well, when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets! Because your soul has diarrhea... of the mouth... faucet." "Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?" "I don't know, do you." "We can play this game all night." "First of all, it's daytime! And this is no game." "Checkmate." "Oh! So you admit that you're checking me out and you wanna mate! Ooh!" "You gotta license to sell hotdogs, chico man?" "No, they wouldn't give it to me... because when I was filling out the application, my splode was sticking out." "Oh yeah? You only have one splode?! Let me see it." "See with your eyes not with your mouth." "I'll call your bluff. I'll see your splode with your mouth, and I 'raise' you with my hand." "Ante up." "Ohhh, dammit!!" "What's wrong?!" "I crapped out. But I'm tough, I can suck it up." "Okay, count of three we show what's under the loincloth. Wiener take all." "One. Two! Three!!" they reveal their genitals to each other

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General / Post for a 5% chance to get a rating from 1 to 10
« on: August 13, 2019, 06:32 pm »
e

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General / Anyone in touch with Sigil lately?
« on: August 09, 2019, 01:59 pm »
Just wondering.

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General / Is marcvider bi?
« on: August 09, 2019, 11:40 am »

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Basic Training / Hi, I'm not new.
« on: August 08, 2019, 05:21 pm »
Fold.

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General / RIP 2016/17 Time Capsule
« on: July 26, 2019, 08:26 pm »
Dang, I just remembered that there was a time capsule back in like 2016 or 2017 sticky thread where you would leave a message for yourself or others in 2019, which should be this year, but not sure which date exactly. Quite a bummer, such fun gone. :\

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Personal Exhibition / Viscera & Profanity [Comic Series]
« on: July 17, 2019, 10:20 am »
Welcome to Viscera & Profanity, my newest and first Comic Series ever. It features parody comics based-off Sploder.
Now, do take note that most of these would be rated 13+, but may not contain profanity (unless censored) or excessive visceral material. Please, also take note that most of these comics do not:
- Recreate a scene from an event that has taken place on Sploder with 100% accuracy.
- Intentionally falsely represent a user from Sploder nor offend/insult them nor any of their views, beliefs, etc.

They are meant to be entertaining and represent the good, bad and ugly sides of Sploder and its members in a parodical/satirical way.
Enjoy!

#1

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General / Post for an honest opinion
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:16 pm »
Haven't done these in... ages.

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No double+ posting.

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General / ✞ RIP Cameron Boyce
« on: July 07, 2019, 08:59 am »
I was in shock when I read what I read. Rest in peace, fella. Thanks for being there on TV during hard times. Nevertheless, you died so young and shattered my heart. Only 20......
You go on thinking that legends like that are immortal and cannot be imaginable having such a tragedy strike them.
Guess everyone can die at some point. God speed!

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General / Leaving all of you alone in peace.
« on: July 01, 2019, 09:36 pm »
For those who are on Sploder Discord. You can read Sigil's messages saying everything. You are no longer bothered by me. I can only dream of what the server looks now. Also don't hate on the guy, he is such a sweet fella. Pce!
sigil fat LMAO

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Video Games / The Binding of Isaac
« on: June 29, 2019, 12:18 pm »
Got recommended by a friend to try it out. I've seen it in ads back in 2011 and after, but didn't gain much interest until few weeks ago. No regrets, lol. Every level is random and randomly generates 1 out of many many unlockables and items. Totally would recommend.

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General / I guess It's time for an apology then.
« on: June 27, 2019, 07:05 pm »
Just a quick glimpse at who the author of this thread is if you have been active on the discord server then you would know what is going on.

The most splodeed thing I did on discord was copy-pasting Ben's (benisawesome7/notentaclespls) wall of text which featured his sibling having a heart problem. (I wish your brother the best and you have every right to hate me). Without realizing it, as Mix and I were talking about Sploder Discord and all the things that has happened, I mean I see lots of people there talking about us, but that does not matter at the moment, I do not think that a human being having a heart problem is amusing nor something to be even joking about. I've quickly realized what I did after actually reading the damned wall of text then just stopped right there, that was a bit too much from me to do to someone I'm not quite bright with, don't you think? I've made an apology on Pixel's server to Ben but here's another one. I apologize, I deserve an attitude like calling this manipulative or even not reading everything further.

The second and main thing, typing "lol" in a channel on the Sploder Discord below a post made by Leah/thepatient which is about her cutting herself which clearly states that she is suffering from a mental issue and I could've made it worse for her, I know that I didn't since she really doesn't care about what I did as far as I can tell, which is a smart move. But still, I'd like to apologize to her for that thus that time back in like 2018 where I called her an inappropriate name mocking her transgender or whatever it is called. (Transition from Male to Female). Yeah, I was a pissy edgelord and shouldn't have messed around with a serious problem. So yeah, sorry Leah.

Everyone else, yeah, I deserve an apology to everyone else as well. There you have it. It's not enough, I'm not expecting anything special. But there, I've made an apology. Saying whether I do mean it or not is totally not something I should be pondering about. Let time tell, if I do something like this again.

Manipulative? Not gonna bother blaming you.

I'd like to thank everyone who helped me go the right path, both on sploder and outside of sploder. If they read this, they know that I'm talking about them.

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General / The official Sploder death clock
« on: June 25, 2019, 09:43 pm »
Countdown timer.

Welp. 1 year and 6 months to go. :\

13/7/2019 Edit: OMG, already a month in...
23/9/2019 Edit: Well. 3 months until the big 10 countdown.

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Anime & Manga / pikachu kills thanos with his spy glass
« on: June 24, 2019, 12:15 pm »
alert spoiler

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Debate Tower / Do not take Palmela out!
« on: June 23, 2019, 06:00 pm »
It shuts your vision off!

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Inner Rage / "Cherophobia"
« on: June 22, 2019, 03:13 pm »
Don't you like it when everything is going perfectly fine in life and then something just makes a brute-force impact on your current state and makes you limp for a couple of months?
That's not the real deal though, It's being aware of it then simply waiting for something to smite you down like God's fist at that specific moment when everything is just perfect.
But wait, that's not even the real deal either, there's that time where that moment comes but you completely forget about the bad things that come and leave a bigger wound for an even longer period. There's something the Internet people call Cherophobia and I don't know whether it is actually a real thing. When you're scared of the situation around you being so perfect that something could go horribly wrong.
This is not a vent about it manifesting but about giving it a name and treating it like a real thing that defies the laws of physics while it does not and that It's nothing but an illusion. Sure, "eVeRyThInG iS aN iLlUsIoN", but for whatever reason, ignoring every opportunity and sitting back waiting for a miracle to fall from the sky is a better option. Right? What is the meaning life? Drugs, alcohol, hookers, three steps to Nirvana. :dimmadab:

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General / Hey Cyan
« on: June 21, 2019, 08:17 pm »
Shut up

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Personal Exhibition / Join my Discord Server at once!
« on: June 21, 2019, 05:16 pm »
Do not miss the fun on one of the most special servers out there.
Edit: DM me for the invite link. It updates every day.

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General / So is this the end of Sploder?
« on: June 20, 2019, 08:19 pm »
Bueno nachos.

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General / Hey
« on: June 20, 2019, 08:09 pm »
Oh...

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General / How do you get more stars above your avatar?
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:30 am »
And what are they for?

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Game Hyping / WIN THIS GAME FOR AN AWARD OR MAYBE MORE
« on: June 26, 2013, 05:23 pm »
This game is called BIG QUEST FOR AN DAILY AWARD! IDK why did i name it for an daily because the highest score you reach,every saturday you will get a golden award!!PLAY IT TRY IT,ITS VERY HARD,HAS LOADS OF SECRETS where the points(coins..) are!Try to get as much coins as you can!

1000000 points earned-Golden Award every saturday until summer ends!
50000-Golden Award_AWESOME!
20000-Silver Award_GREAT!
10000-Bronze Award_OKAY!
5000-Alloy Award_NOOB! (no offense)
1000-No Award :P

Here it is,search everywere,too less levels,but they have hundreds of secrets!
 
http://www.sploder.com/games/members/marcvider/play/big-quest-for-an-daily-award/

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Personal Exhibition / Counter-Strike PlaY3Rs
« on: June 26, 2013, 10:46 am »
Thank and reply if you LOVE CS

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General / How do you make custom ranks?
« on: June 25, 2013, 05:02 pm »
Like:sacrifice,sky god,..

And who can make them?

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Game:HOW TO MAKE A PLASTIC KEY
Made by:Empirestatebuild
Maker:Physics Puzzle Maker

I'm reviewing another game,but this time a read the rules,the other ones are just canceled!!My best friend on sploder is like a scientist and could become one,he is smart,i'm reviewing this game because of creativity,he is showing us something that could be useful in our life!!Its about how to make a plastic key for a door by just making a mold of the real key,melt plastic from something and pour the molten plastic in the mold and wait the key to cool of,if you accidentally lost the real key,you can use the plastic as a backup key,you just need to be carefull not to break it!! I think this tutorial deserver an award!!


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