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General / Re: Blow Me
« on: June 23, 2013, 05:30 pm »
She obviously did that on purpose. :L

General / Favourite songs of 2013
« on: June 23, 2013, 07:19 am »
Lights On- Wiley ft. Tinchy Strider and Angel
Waiting All Night- Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre
You & Me- Disclosure ft. Eliza Doolittle
Can't Hold Us- Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Let Her Go- Passenger
Everything Has Changed- Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran
La La La- Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith


General / Re: Some Girl I Know Gave Birth Today
« on: June 22, 2013, 04:50 pm »
No, he's 13, and I'm a girl XD
Damn, that kid gets Lad Points galore, bro.

General / Re: Some Girl I Know Gave Birth Today
« on: June 22, 2013, 04:46 pm »
Her name's Chloee, she had a girl called Mia. (She's 16)
Are you the father?

General / Andrea won The Voice! :DDD
« on: June 22, 2013, 04:26 pm »
I wanted Matt to win, but oh well. I'm still pretty happy with that. xD

General / Re: Whenever I see a girl,
« on: June 22, 2013, 04:24 pm »
Eww, abs are gross. The core strength could crush your pelvis. I'd rather have my little alex junior intact when I wake up thank you very much.

General / Re: One thing I hate about my voice
« on: June 22, 2013, 06:59 am »
My voice sounds like morgan freeman's farts in the morning
Freedom, awesomeness and power, with a hint of mouldy eggs on your breath? Lucky you man.

General / Re: I'm Back!
« on: June 22, 2013, 06:54 am »
I misread this as "I'm Black!". Got so excited, lol.

The Bunker / Re: Bigfootbasher for soldier?
« on: June 22, 2013, 03:55 am »
Why do I think he was a soldier at one point... Yeah, I'm not entirely sure on this one, just by going off what Elroy said. Abstain.
He was, lol.

The Bunker / Re: Bigfootbasher for soldier?
« on: June 21, 2013, 03:12 pm »
I remember in the past he was infamous for arguing and whining, though I haven't seen him display any of this behavior yet. Abstain.
Trust me, you don't want him to. Until I see a real change in his behaviour like he said he had, I say no. :L

General / Re: I know I'm in the minority here when I say this...
« on: June 20, 2013, 02:05 pm »
al3x did you ever join the g?
I haven't seen the guy since. xD
I just haven't been out for ages, and I don't know what to say to him, man. WHAT IF HE HUNTS ME DOWN.  :'(
Anyway, I'm paying my next installment for the Diesel watch he got for me next Friday. I'll tell him then. Pretty sure my answers yes. =L

General / Re: I know I'm in the minority here when I say this...
« on: June 20, 2013, 01:58 pm »
But I can honestly say that I miss school.

Now, I love summer vacation a lot, and it's good to have months of rest and time to explore different parts of the world, and all of that.

However, I miss school for my other friends that I haven't gotten into contact with, and I miss my teacher, lmao. I know that sounds pretty weird, so I think it's best if I also tell you that I miss a SPECIFIC teacher of mine, and one that I have a little student crush on.

I also enjoy making goals for myself when I know that it counts for a brighter future and a great career. I want to study and continue passing tests because it makes me realize that I have accomplished something.

I miss Justin, Chicore, Phillip, Justina, Brianna, all of those people, and they live pretty far away so I can't really talk to 'em personally.

So, I do like school, more so than being at home. I guess the reason for that is because of my dad, lol. But yeah, school isn't so bad for me.

I still love sleeping tho. <3
You live in New York, man. How the hell can you get bored. Just go out, get laid and try find a place you can get a burger, like the one in How I Met Your Mother that gave all the cast orgasms.
When you're like me, live in the middle of England, surrounded by travellers with all the shops being run by people who can't speak English, that's when you know it's okay to miss school, even if there are no girls there.

Can you only put in one sound at time or can you layer them?

General / Re: EGD 7
« on: June 17, 2013, 02:29 am »
Late entry, because I wasn't sure I'd be doing it. Sorry. xP

Game maker: Alexhw
Game name: The Descent
Game creator: Platformer

General / Re: *snicker*
« on: June 15, 2013, 02:08 am »
And even still, none of these compare to chavs...
I actually don't mind chav girls. The ones I know are funny to hang around with and are basically like my guy friends. Obviously, they don't make intelligent conversation, and I would never go out with them. I just find it funny when they start to rant about some boys, and how they need to grow a pair, how they'll fight them happily, and how some people deserve a slap in the face.

What I really hate is when girls are just overly protective of everything. They turn absolutely everything into a big deal, and will happily slap you if anything you say sounds remotely like an insult or sexual innuendo.

Nothing can compare to two-faces though. O:

General / Re: *snicker*
« on: June 14, 2013, 03:58 pm »
That's probably because they are smart. =P
Soo true. Dumb slutty girl I know puts up on facebook, "Omg, town was so scary, never wanna go there again. There were gypsies who started a fight, and chased us down the road staring at my chest. Uh, boys. :D"

I reply, "Maybe you shouldn't wear so much make up and revealing clothing, and people won't look at your half-naked body..."

Then next day she goes out wearing 5 inch wide shorts and the most revealing shirt. Jeezus Christ.. -.-

General / Re: *snicker*
« on: June 14, 2013, 03:42 pm »
I'm surrounded by them, honestly. I know for a fact there are smart girls in my area, but they never go out. >.>

The Bunker / Re: Bigfootbasher
« on: June 14, 2013, 01:37 pm »
I am ont gonna let my personal views cloud my judgement, so I abstain.

The Bunker / Re: Matthade2 for Soldier
« on: June 14, 2013, 02:03 am »
all 1 1/2 of them

General / Re: I Need to Get This Out There... (read)
« on: June 12, 2013, 05:12 pm »
So, now I got that out there and we're going to be living in the present, then I'll say sorry for my unexpected outburst. Congrats on finding more out about yourself by the way. I'm happy for you if making me feel crap helped you achieve this.

No sarcasm intended, by the way. I feel a lot better for saying this too. :)

General / Re: I Need to Get This Out There... (read)
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:55 pm »
What do you mean by that?
Not judging you cos you're bisexual btw. I just remember you being a splode.

General / Re: I Need to Get This Out There... (read)
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:51 pm »
You're a splode...

General / Re: why are black people so tall?
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:15 pm »
You guys suck at racism... How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

The Bunker / Re: Matthade2 for Soldier
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:02 pm »
Man, I honestly think yes. He may not chat much, but I've seen him post some insane grade Thrash speeches that make you think WTF. He's also cool to chat to on tiny.

He is southern though, so he'll have to get used to all the black people in the barracks. o3o

General / Re: Uhhhh, Amdri's getting a bit!
« on: June 12, 2013, 02:55 pm »
I knew a guy that started wanking at the age of six. No joke, he's 16 now and does it 3times a day.... our generation
That old?!

Seriously, that's the most disturbing news I've heard all day... o.o

General / Re: Woah, scary.. O.o
« on: June 11, 2013, 01:59 pm »
A ghost perhaps?
That's a derogatory term. I prefer the use of the word undead-american.

General / Re: -_- some people's intelligence amazes me.
« on: June 11, 2013, 01:09 pm »
Nothing. Once I called this girl when I was with my friends, and she answered by screaming down the phone, so I hung up and called again. This is how it went:

Girl: Who is this, I'm really scared
Me: Woah, wtf. Do you do this when you're mom calls you as well?
Girl: No seriously, who is it?
Me: You can guess, can't you?
Girl: Ermmm...
Me: I'll give you a clue... [censored for racism]
Girl: Is it Will? (My best bro who's French... not black...)
Me: ... Are you serious.
Girl: He always calls himself my [censored] in paris.
Me: Okay... I'm actually black. Big clue?
Girl: Roman? (Some Asian guy who's a friend of mine. Definitely not black)
Girl: What??
Me: Okay.... *breath* a bigger clue... Name begins with "A" and ends with "Lex"...
Girl: Is this Louis?!
Me: .... *facepalm*

*hang up*

Yup, some of my friends are this simple! =D

« on: June 11, 2013, 12:34 pm »
A wild spider appeared!
All the single spiders!
Gun get you Jammy.
woah, oh, oh. :3

General / Re: How to become Famous on Sploder List
« on: June 08, 2013, 07:28 pm »
I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled
Stop staring at her bubbles you perv.

General / Re: How to become Famous on Sploder List
« on: June 08, 2013, 07:27 pm »
Outrageous guy.
I think we can all agree it will work.

Well it worked at my school anyway...

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