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Title: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 29, 2013, 05:50 am
You walk into a room

and there are nothing but arms

and hands with fingernails that are much too long

and red

and then...

nothing happens at all

until eventually...

YOU ARE GRABBED BY THE HAND

AND THE DEADHAND IS COMING FOR YOU

AND HE WILL COME FOR YOU

UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

AND HE WILL EAT YOU

WITH HIS MOUTH

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO

AND YOU WILL DIE

the end
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: Peanut on May 29, 2013, 05:57 am
damn
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: alexmd on May 29, 2013, 06:04 am
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee119/1nt3rc3pt0r/Meme/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png)
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 29, 2013, 06:07 am
img
What? lol
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: choc50 on May 29, 2013, 08:14 am
I can see a new expression on my face
I can feel a strange sensation taking place
I can hear the guitars playing lovely tunes
Everytime that you walk in the room
I close my eyes for a second and pretend
It's me you want
Meanwhile I try to act so nonchalant
I see a summer night with a magic moon
Everytime that you walk in the room
Maybe it's a dream come true
Standing right alongside of you
Wish I could show you how much I care
But I only have the nerve to stare
I can feel that something pounding in my brain
Just anytime someone speaks your name
Trumpets sound and I hear thunder boom
Everytime that you walk in the room
Everytime that you walk in the room
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: marvelwilliam on May 29, 2013, 08:33 am
AND HE WILL EAT YOU

WITH HIS MOUTH
No shiz Sherlock.
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: happyjack882 on May 29, 2013, 08:34 am
I am petrified. Truly.
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 29, 2013, 08:36 am
No shiz Sherlock.
Shut up before I stab you.

WITH MY KNIFE.

I am petrified. Truly.
Good.


I have a video version if you guys are interested. The visuals really add to the experience.
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: happyjack882 on May 29, 2013, 08:39 am
Bring it on.
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: Dudki on May 29, 2013, 08:39 am
O.O That... is terrifying. O.O
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 29, 2013, 08:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtevzkk_-MQ
Title: Re: The bedtime story I'll tell to my future kids
Post by: happyjack882 on May 29, 2013, 08:44 am
LOL I think it is actually very funny the way I read it. It isn't that scary if you yell it like the guy in the video.