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Title: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:00 pm
He wants us to use up our lives to WORSHIP HIM. #powerhungry

And he wants us to be LIKE HIM. #arrogance
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Red on May 26, 2013, 02:01 pm
In other words:

A kittysocks wannabe.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:04 pm
In other words:

A kittysocks wannabe.
WRONG. I may be arrogant. But who the hell said I was powerhungry? I'm an anarchist!
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: moolatycoon on May 26, 2013, 02:08 pm
He doesn't MAKE you do anything.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:10 pm
He doesn't MAKE you do anything.
True. He WANTS you to.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 26, 2013, 02:19 pm
Who said God wants you to spend every second of your life worshipping him? Yes, he wants praise, but he doesn't demand you spend your entire life only focusing on him. He just wants you to do the right thing. And by being like him, he means being good; It's not based on personality, it's based on morals.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: mitkoizi4 on May 26, 2013, 02:23 pm
I'm atheist, so screw God
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:30 pm
Who said God wants you to spend every second of your life worshipping him? Yes, he wants praise, but he doesn't demand you spend your entire life only focusing on him. He just wants you to do the right thing. And by being like him, he means being good; It's not based on personality, it's based on morals.
That's what he wants you to think.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: dragonlizard7 on May 26, 2013, 02:32 pm
That's what he wants you to think.
That's what Kittysocks wants you to think. I would rather believe god, rather than a guy sitting in front of a computer complaining about him.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 26, 2013, 02:36 pm
In other words:

A kittysocks wannabe.

OMG

BURN
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:37 pm
That's what Kittysocks wants you to think. I would rather believe god, rather than a guy sitting in front of a computer complaining about him.
You obviously don't know what complaining means. And I would actually worship a god like that.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 26, 2013, 02:38 pm
And actually God didn't say anything all he did was give his words to people.  The people wrote them down and whoever reads it can perceive how they feel.  So basically you choose to worship him ever second or you can do it via schedule.  You can make anything out of anything.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:38 pm
You think I'm arrogant? You guys are prejudice!
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Exposure on May 26, 2013, 02:39 pm
as iamracisttoliamnight said i don't think he is making us worship him and also
as i or some other people worship you earn something in return;
+moral

+love

+understanding/rationalism

+power (lack of apathy)

but probably most importantly:

+faith for hard situations

imo im not a strict christian but if God was manipulative he wouldn't give us these great gifts and anyway, what harm does worship do anyway? haha i mean like i should be happy that i already have shelter and food so im cool
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 02:41 pm
*lurks*
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Arcanus on May 26, 2013, 11:19 pm
Another ridiculous conspiracy theory?

I would type a long text about how wrong you are, but why bother? Nothing will change anyways. =P
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 11:21 pm
Another ridiculous conspiracy theory?

I would type a long text about how wrong you are, but why bother? Nothing will change anyways. =P
I'm natural at making conspiracies. It's my nature, besides being a smartass and a wiseass.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Spellmage on May 26, 2013, 11:21 pm
Kid used to be christian like last month. lmao smh
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 11:26 pm
Kid used to be christian like last month. lmao smh
I still worship him. But I still believe whatever crazy conspiracy I think of.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Arcanus on May 26, 2013, 11:28 pm
I'm natural at making conspiracies. It's my nature, besides being a smartass and a wiseass.
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is? (http://jcolenation.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/driz.png)

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 26, 2013, 11:30 pm
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is? (http://jcolenation.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/driz.png)

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.
And?
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Arcanus on May 26, 2013, 11:30 pm
And?
That's all I've got. xP
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Spellmage on May 26, 2013, 11:31 pm
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is? (http://jcolenation.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/driz.png)

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.
... That was about the most stupid and simple-minded thing I have ever heard... you should never sit down and take things as they are or you will never get anywhere or accomplish anything. Aids seems incurable, let's just sit back and do nothing because we don't know how to cure it.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Arcanus on May 26, 2013, 11:33 pm
... That was about the most stupid and simple-minded thing I have ever heard... you should never sit down and take things as they are or you will never get anywhere or accomplish anything. Aids seems incurable, let's just sit back and do nothing because we don't know how to cure it.
Calm down, I was only joking, hence the emoticon at the end.

Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Brave Boy on May 26, 2013, 11:35 pm
accept it
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Red on May 27, 2013, 10:01 am
I still worship him. But I still believe whatever crazy conspiracy I think of.
Wait wait wait...

Is christian.

Would commit crimes without thinking about it.

Seems legit.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: JJS on May 27, 2013, 09:43 pm
ain't no god existin'
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Brave Boy on May 27, 2013, 11:42 pm
God exists. Durrhh
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: ju44 on May 27, 2013, 11:44 pm
Which god?  I'm having trouble figuring out which god you theists worship right now.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Brave Boy on May 27, 2013, 11:45 pm
im not Atheist i believe in god
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: lumberjay on May 27, 2013, 11:46 pm
I'm deist, so my interpretation of God isn't very manipulative.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: ju44 on May 27, 2013, 11:47 pm
im not Atheist i believe in god
We heard you the first time.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: chucky12 on May 27, 2013, 11:49 pm
Um.... must we talk about religion and have somebody warned or banned in the end?
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: lumberjay on May 27, 2013, 11:51 pm
Um.... must we talk about religion and have somebody warned or banned in the end?
If the conversation gets too heated, I'll close it.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 27, 2013, 11:53 pm
I still don't understand why Kitty assumes he is so smart.  This also leads to other retarted traits he has including assuming he is a smartass and a master conspiracist.  When in fact your sarcasm is blatant and has zero effect on people and link to the first sentence because you are nowhere near as intelligent as you think you are.  Btw, claiming to be a smartass 50x times takes away from the actual sarcasm.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Sree on May 27, 2013, 11:55 pm
God doesn't exist. It's that simple.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: mrperson12999 on May 27, 2013, 11:58 pm
I still don't understand why Kitty assumes he is so smart.  This also leads to other retarted traits he has including assuming he is a smartass and a master conspiracist.  When in fact your sarcasm is blatant and has zero effect on people and link to the first sentence because you are nowhere near as intelligent as you think you are.  Btw, claiming to be a smartass 50x times takes away from the actual sarcasm.

Troyio says something like this, everyone believes and respects it.
I say something like this, and I get my ass kicked.

#logic
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: ju44 on May 28, 2013, 12:01 am
Troyio says something like this, everyone believes and respects it.
I say something like this, and I get my ass kicked.

#logic
Actually, it's not Sploder logic, it's the Sploder hierarchy; if he's found to be more funny and respectable, people will agree with him.

Because that's fair, ya know.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: 10000truths on May 28, 2013, 12:03 am
I still don't understand why Kitty assumes he is so smart.  This also leads to other retarted traits he has including assuming he is a smartass and a master conspiracist.  When in fact your sarcasm is blatant and has zero effect on people and link to the first sentence because you are nowhere near as intelligent as you think you are.  Btw, claiming to be a smartass 50x times takes away from the actual sarcasm.
I'm atheist, so screw God
A stern reminder to the both of you to be respectful of others and their beliefs.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 28, 2013, 12:06 am
I could care less about what other people believe.  That is my way of respect.  I don't have to give my insight to them but I don't have to respect Kitty if he the person always trying to bash the appearance of a figure many people worship.  This also comes with the fact he is a richardfaced personality.

I am fine with people expressing their beliefs but when people do it like mitkoizi or sree, then that's not okay.  They try to force their beliefs and act like their beliefs are better than everyone else's.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 28, 2013, 12:09 am
Troyio says something like this, everyone believes and respects it.
I say something like this, and I get my ass kicked.

#logic

I can probably put it into better words than you and I also have a track record of beating Kitty in arguments.  People also know by now that I'll say the truth and people will avoid me because they don't want to go through that whole mess.

Actually, it's not Sploder logic, it's the Sploder hierarchy; if he's found to be more funny and respectable, people will agree with him.

Because that's fair, ya know.

Or maybe it's because I brought up some good points and presented my argument very well and didn't care if people hated me for it.  Stop acting like Sploder is one big double standard because you fail to become a widely liked member here. 
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: 10000truths on May 28, 2013, 01:52 am
I could care less about what other people believe.  That is my way of respect.  I don't have to give my insight to them but I don't have to respect Kitty if he the person always trying to bash the appearance of a figure many people worship.  This also comes with the fact he is a richardfaced personality.

I am fine with people expressing their beliefs but when people do it like mitkoizi or sree, then that's not okay.  They try to force their beliefs and act like their beliefs are better than everyone else's.
You don't have to like them or their opinion, but you are to show respect regardless. No matter how stubborn or arrogant someone seems to be with their opinion, replying with the same demeanor isn't going to achieve anything except create more problems. If you can't argue your point without resorting to personal attacks, best you don't argue at all.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Omega on May 28, 2013, 03:10 am
I can't believe people still believe.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Troyio on May 28, 2013, 06:15 pm
You don't have to like them or their opinion, but you are to show respect regardless. No matter how stubborn or arrogant someone seems to be with their opinion, replying with the same demeanor isn't going to achieve anything except create more problems. If you can't argue your point without resorting to personal attacks, best you don't argue at all.

lol I'm getting lectured on respecting people when

I can't believe people still believe.

He's basically saying people are ignorant for believing in God.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: lumberjay on May 28, 2013, 06:27 pm
I can't believe people still believe.
Then you are more ignorant than the people you accuse of being ignorant.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 28, 2013, 06:44 pm
Ah the fun of posting this and then getting horribly mauled with good arguments and complaints. =P
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Krazen on May 28, 2013, 06:51 pm
I believe in oneself.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: swallowthesun on May 28, 2013, 07:14 pm
Ah the fun of posting this and then getting horribly mauled with good arguments and complaints. =P

You are an attention whore.
And a hypocrite.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: kittysocks on May 28, 2013, 07:21 pm
You are an attention whore.
And a hypocrite.
No. I just realized that's what you're all are doing.

And the last one is true.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: 10000truths on May 29, 2013, 12:02 am
lol I'm getting lectured on respecting people when

He's basically saying people are ignorant for believing in God.
He isn't using personal insults, however cross his opinion may be. It's a well-known and fairly common-sense fact that people who believe in God and people who don't believe in God think each other ignorant to some degree.

You are an attention whore.
And a hypocrite.
A stern reminder to the both of you to be respectful of others and their beliefs.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: JJS on May 29, 2013, 06:33 am
My 2 cents, I'd just like to voice my opinion and reasoning of what I believe so I don't sound like an splode, I'll actually tell you why I believe what I believe.

A "god" was invented and people started to believe the idea because people were too scared that when they died, it'd be it, there'd be NOTHING, they'd be erased from the Earth, they wouldn't be living. They wanted a life after death and so the invention of a place called "heaven" became popular. That's all. A place in sky where you go where you die? I praise the person who invented this for being so creative but yeah... sorry, we've gone up into the sky, surrounding us is a solar system, the sun, planets, galaxies. No Heaven. So... it's not in the sky... is it a part of someone's imagination, like, just in their heads? When they die? If yes, then you've admitted Heaven/God isn't real. And you can't imagine things when you're dead, simply, because you're not living. In my opinion, there's nothing when you die, you're dead. You don't float to heaven, you rot.

If my opinion is too harsh Lieuts+, you may remove it. Up to you, just my opinion.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: IAmRacistToLiamnight on May 29, 2013, 06:39 am
My 2 cents, I'd just like to voice my opinion and reasoning of what I believe so I don't sound like an splode, I'll actually tell you why I believe what I believe.

A "god" was invented and people started to believe the idea because people were too scared that when they died, it'd be it, there'd be NOTHING, they'd be erased from the Earth, they wouldn't be living. They wanted a life after death and so the invention of a place called "heaven" became popular. That's all. A place in sky where you go where you die? I praise the person who invented this for being so creative but yeah... sorry, we've gone up into the sky, surrounding us is a solar system, the sun, planets, galaxies. No Heaven. So... it's not in the sky... is it a part of someone's imagination, like, just in their heads? When they die? If yes, then you've admitted Heaven/God isn't real. And you can't imagine things when you're dead, simply, because you're not living. In my opinion, there's nothing when you die, you're dead. You don't float to heaven, you rot.

If my opinion is too harsh Lieuts+, you may remove it. Up to you, just my opinion.
It isn't in the sky, and it isn't in your head, it's in a completely other "place", another dimension if you will. It's not in man's universe.

Your body rots, and your entity leaves.
Title: Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
Post by: Omega on May 29, 2013, 07:46 am
Then you are more ignorant than the people you accuse of being ignorant.
I've never once called anyone stupid or ignorant (as you say) for believing in a religion.