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Title: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 08:24 pm
I DIDN'T KILL THE WOLF.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 08:26 pm
But you tried to.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 08:27 pm
But you tried to.

No I didn't.

As you clearly saw, I was trying to retreat to the bed, like you were telling me to, when all of a sudden your dog goes all Cujo on me, and kills me for no apparent reason.

I was a victim.

Now unban me.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 08:35 pm
No I didn't.

As you clearly saw, I was trying to retreat to the bed, like you were telling me to, when all of a sudden your dog goes all Cujo on me, and kills me for no apparent reason.

I was a victim.

Now unban me.
I heard him yelping.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 08:36 pm
I heard him yelping.

Okay, maybe I swung at him.

But I had no intentions of killing him, I was just showing him who's in charge around our house, that's all.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: tunechi on December 24, 2012, 08:38 pm
sasquatch
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 08:59 pm
Okay, maybe I swung at him.

But I had no intentions of killing him, I was just showing him who's in charge around our house, that's all.
And I guess he showed you who's in charge LOL
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:03 pm
And I guess he showed you who's in charge LOL

You swung at me too, that was 2 on 1.

And didn't I already show you who's in charge?
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 09:08 pm
You swung at me too, that was 2 on 1.

And didn't I already show you who's in charge?
I died once, and you died like 5 times. Also I got 95% of the stuff and I shared it with you. Idk how you manage to be bad at minecraft, but you are LOL
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:12 pm
I died once, and you died like 5 times. Also I got 95% of the stuff and I shared it with you. Idk how you manage to be bad at minecraft, but you are LOL

Maybe if a certain partner didn't kill me and kept letting me lose all my armor + weapons multiple times, mayyyybeeee I would have had a better chance.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 09:15 pm
Maybe if a certain partner didn't kill me and kept letting me lose all my armor + weapons multiple times, mayyyybeeee I would have had a better chance.
You never made armor. I tried giving you iron, but since you're so damn immature, I couldn't refer to it as iron and then you said you couldn't find it. I gave you any weapons you had.

I should ban Metallica48 and make you use Ironmonkey again, to illustrate the degree to which no one will actually care.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:30 pm
You never made armor. I tried giving you iron, but since you're so damn immature, I couldn't refer to it as iron and then you said you couldn't find it. I gave you any weapons you had.

I should ban Metallica48 and make you use Ironmonkey again, to illustrate the degree to which no one will actually care.

I couldn't make any iron because someone kept killing me. Once you killed me when I was just doing my own thing. I guess every dog learns from its master.

You gave me crap weapons. You struck a field of gold, and ores, and all you gave me was a sword.

Go ahead and make me use that account, it would give me the pleasure of knowing who's going to promote me. ;)
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 09:33 pm
I couldn't make any iron because someone kept killing me. Once you killed me when I was just doing my own thing. I guess every dog learns from its master.

You gave me crap weapons. You struck a field of gold, and ores, and all you gave me was a sword.

Go ahead and make me use that account, it would give me the pleasure of knowing who's going to promote me. ;)
Quoted. That counts as your consent, so nothing can stop me from switching your accounts. Better hope you remember your password.

I gave you a stone sword when I had a stone sword myself and nothing else, then I made an iron one just so I could go fight monsters while rescuing YOU. Then I left you 17 iron ingots and said make what you want.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:41 pm
Quoted. That counts as your consent, so nothing can stop me from switching your accounts. Better hope you remember your password.

I gave you a stone sword when I had a stone sword myself and nothing else, then I made an iron one just so I could go fight monsters while rescuing YOU. Then I left you 17 iron ingots and said make what you want.

How is that a consent? Haha, that ironmonkey account was from a year ago, I don't even know the password. But, hey, anything to keep me away from this site's addictiveness, right?

BS, you had much more, and you could have contributed not by giving me random items that falter compared to your own, but to actually guide me around and help me survive.

It seems like the only reason you lived for as long as you have on MC, is because of that dog of yours that looks like a graffiti version of Wilbur from Charlotte's web, with crappy graphics.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 09:45 pm
How is that a consent? Haha, that ironmonkey account was from a year ago, I don't even know the password. But, hey, anything to keep me away from this site's addictiveness, right?

BS, you had much more, and you could have contributed not by giving me random items that falter compared to your own, but to actually guide me around and help me survive.

It seems like the only reason you lived for as long as you have on MC, is because of that dog of yours that looks like a graffiti version of Wilbur from Charlotte's web, with crappy graphics.
Lisa says she knows the pass. And I could always reset it.

You saw me mine the iron myself. With all the time I spent rescuing you, how could I mine more?

It's your own fault for attacking me when I had all that armor on, I would have killed you without the dog's help.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:50 pm
Lisa says she knows the pass. And I could always reset it.

You saw me mine the iron myself. With all the time I spent rescuing you, how could I mine more?

It's your own fault for attacking me when I had all that armor on, I would have killed you without the dog's help.

Haha, Lisa only knows the pass to this account.

You never rescued me, unless you count going back and forth on a map and pointing to me which direction it is to get back home, which I wouldn't necessarily classify as a valid "rescue".

But I didn't want to attack you, all I wanted to do was go to my bed, aside from your own, and sleep so that daytime could come on, and I swung at your dog because I thought he was going bite me. That's self defense right there, I'm sure if I were on mic and if he was a legit human player, he would have listened to a simple "Hey, I'm sorry." -_-
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 24, 2012, 09:52 pm
Haha, Lisa only knows the pass to this account.

You never rescued me, unless you count going back and forth on a map and pointing to me which direction it is to get back home, which I wouldn't necessarily classify as a valid "rescue".

But I didn't want to attack you, all I wanted to do was go to my bed, aside from your own, and sleep so that daytime could come on, and I swung at your dog because I thought he was going bite me. That's self defense right there, I'm sure if I were on mic and if he was a legit human player, he would have listened to a simple "Hey, I'm sorry." -_-
IT'S NOT SELF-DEFENSE IF YOU SWING AT THE DOG "THINKING" HE'S GOING TO BITE YOU. IF HE DOESN'T BITE YOU, THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO SWING.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 24, 2012, 09:53 pm
IT'S NOT SELF-DEFENSE IF YOU SWING AT THE DOG "THINKING" HE'S GOING TO BITE YOU. IF HE DOESN'T BITE YOU, THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO SWING.

How was I supposed to know? He just finished tearing me apart a few minutes ago, isn't it reasonable to be precocious when walking in the house?
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: alon on December 24, 2012, 09:54 pm
My reaction to this thread:

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Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 10:37 am
Get on MC, I'm bored.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 06:36 pm
Bump, invite me
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: michaelrd on December 26, 2012, 06:40 pm
Huh?
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:17 pm
Bump, invite me
No screw you. If you won't even let me use the word "iron" because you did something on that account that was your own damn fault, then I'm not playing with you.

I've still been in that seed though. Turns out we have a mooshroom biome :O
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:19 pm
No screw you. If you won't even let me use the word "iron" because you did something on that account that was your own damn fault, then I'm not playing with you.

I've still been in that seed though. Turns out we have a mooshroom biome :O

I'm fine with you calling me Iron, just don't call the thingies iron in front of me, or if you do it's okay, but just try not to make it obvious that you're just saying "iron" to piss me off.

Wait... Wait wait wait invite me now
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:30 pm
I'm fine with you calling me Iron, just don't call the thingies iron in front of me, or if you do it's okay, but just try not to make it obvious that you're just saying "iron" to piss me off.

Wait... Wait wait wait invite me now
I'M NOT SAYING IRON TO PISS YOU OFF. I'M SAYING IT BECAUSE HALF OF THE splode IN MINECRAFT REQUIRES IRON, AND YOU MAKE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO TRY TO KILL ME WHEN I USE THAT WORD IN ANY CONTEXT, JUST FOR ME TO TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AND THEN YOU CRY.

We ain't playin together again.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:33 pm
I'M NOT SAYING IRON TO PISS YOU OFF. I'M SAYING IT BECAUSE HALF OF THE crud IN MINECRAFT REQUIRES IRON, AND YOU MAKE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO TRY TO KILL ME WHEN I USE THAT WORD IN ANY CONTEXT, JUST FOR ME TO TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AND THEN YOU CRY.

We ain't playin together again.

Okay, I admit it. We can still play together, give me one more chance.



Just lay off the "iron" puns and our game will be mutually beneficial. ;)
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:36 pm
Okay, I admit it. We can still play together, give me one more chance.



Just lay off the "iron" puns and our game will be mutually beneficial. ;)
First of all, you're zero help in MC. Second of all, I wasn't trying to make any puns at any point. You need to stop being an overreacting crybaby over splode that was your own fault.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:38 pm
First of all, you're zero help in MC. Second of all, I wasn't trying to make any puns at any point. You need to stop being an overreacting crybaby over crud that was your own fault.

Um, I built the house, and I mined the tunnel that eventually led us to gold, while you were updating your chest and armor the entire time. I decorated those steps so that we could just walk over it easily instead of climb, and I got the furnace working so we could eat.

I strike you gold and coal, and this is the thanks I get for my hard work and dedication.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:40 pm
At least give me the name of the seed, so I could go back there myself and mine without your help.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:41 pm
Um, I built the house, and I mined the tunnel that eventually led us to gold, while you were updating your chest and armor the entire time. I decorated those steps so that we could just walk over it easily instead of climb, and I got the furnace working so we could eat.

I strike you gold and coal, and this is the thanks I get for my hard work and dedication.
What house? We lived in a cave with a door. You made stairs, but used to them to hit me instead of actually placing them. And I made the furnace itself. -_-

You also found no gold, that was just iron. I've already found a ton of gold and diamonds using strip-mining.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:44 pm
What house? We lived in a cave with a door. You made stairs, but used to them to hit me instead of actually placing them. And I made the furnace itself. -_-

You also found no gold, that was just iron. I've already found a ton of gold and diamonds using strip-mining.

That was not a cave, and who put that door there? And no, the only thing I did was cave you in, but that was because of those annoying puns you were using, after that I stopped and apologized, and then out of nowhere you hit me, and made me respawn. You didn't even give me a chance to sleep so that I could get revived in our home, nooooo I had to walk through a waterfall to get back to our house.

And I doubt you would have gotten far without my assistance.

Face it, you need me in Minecraft...
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:49 pm
That was not a cave, and who put that door there? And no, the only thing I did was cave you in, but that was because of those annoying puns you were using, after that I stopped and apologized, and then out of nowhere you hit me, and made me respawn. You didn't even give me a chance to sleep so that I could get revived in our home, nooooo I had to walk through a waterfall to get back to our house.

And I doubt you would have gotten far without my assistance.

Face it, you need me in Minecraft...
I have all the achievements on the computer version, except I haven't gone to The End yet. I wasn't using any puns in the first place, unless you're so goobered that you consider "Hey Lori, have some iron ingots to make your self iron armor and tools" a pun.

I can turn off "trust other players" and let you come see what I've found without you. But unfortunately, my new base is at y = 7, right next to a dungeon with a zombie spawner, where I doubt you would last long. Yeah, that's where the cave we found ends up.

And I am definitely the one that made the door.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 08:53 pm
I have all the achievements on the computer version, except I haven't gone to The End yet. I wasn't using any puns in the first place, unless you're so goobered that you consider "Hey Lori, have some iron ingots to make your self iron armor and tools" a pun.

I can turn off "trust other players" and let you come see what I've found without you. But unfortunately, my new base is at y = 7, right next to a dungeon with a zombie spawner, where I doubt you would last long. Yeah, that's where the cave we found ends up.

And I am definitely the one that made the door.

Goobered?

And I actually have no problem with those puns, do you think I'm silly? Why would I get offended over a mention of "iron" in a Mining game? It's the way you used it ingame that offended me, and you're trying to play it off that it was innocent now, of course...

Omg, invite me. I could clear that out for you.

And maybe you were, it was a long time ago.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 08:56 pm
Goobered?

And I actually have no problem with those puns, do you think I'm silly? Why would I get offended over a mention of "iron" in a Mining game? It's the way you used it ingame that offended me, and you're trying to play it off that it was innocent now, of course...

Omg, invite me. I could clear that out for you.

And maybe you were, it was a long time ago.
Apparently r'etarded is censored.

How the hell did I use it IN-game that offended you? By offering you iron to make supplies? How else are you supposed to make armor? Freeze your own piss and chizzle it into a helmet? -_-
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:01 pm
Apparently r'etarded is censored.

How the hell did I use it IN-game that offended you? By offering you iron to make supplies? How else are you supposed to make armor? Freeze your own piss and chizzle it into a helmet? -_-

-_-

It's hard to explain but the way you told me to do things regarding the iron, just came off as purposely offensive and rude. Like you were parodying my name in a sneaky way, not like now where you're just playing it off like you were just playing the game. And I could just go and make my own armor, do I have a minecraft babysitter in NM that gives me armor? I could take care of myself for that portion of the game, and I certainly didn't think it was necessary for you to present me with such iron.

And no whtever, it's not that complicated. Just stop using the puns, and we can work together nicely. :)
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:03 pm
-_-

It's hard to explain but the way you told me to do things regarding the iron, just came off as purposely offensive and rude. Like you were parodying my name in a sneaky way, not like now where you're just playing it off like you were just playing the game. And I could just go and make my own armor, do I have a minecraft babysitter in NM that gives me armor? I could take care of myself for that portion of the game, and I certainly didn't think it was necessary for you to present me with such iron.

And no whtever, it's not that complicated. Just stop using the puns, and we can work together nicely. :)
You freaking paranoid.

At first we took turns mining, so I thought it was fair to take all the iron we found, and share it. Hang me for being a socialist.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:04 pm
You freaking paranoid.

At first we took turns mining, so I thought it was fair to take all the iron we found, and share it. Hang me for being a socialist.

Okay, whtever then.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:05 pm
Okay, whtever then.
And you see, I don't care.

Now you have 5 minutes to give me an email address that you can access, because you're about to learn as lesson in maturity.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:06 pm
And you see, I don't care.

Now you have 5 minutes to give me an email address that you can access, because you're about to learn as lesson in maturity.

a*
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:07 pm
But seriously whtever, I ain't playing with you. You are not touching this account. I'm not losing this clown nose.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:07 pm
a*
3 minutes left. You know I'm not kidding.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:08 pm
3 minutes left. You know I'm not kidding.

oh the suspense

I'm not going to beg, if that's what you're looking for.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:08 pm
But seriously whtever, I ain't playing with you. You are not touching this account. I'm not losing this clown nose.
Well, unfortunately, you already gave me consent to do it.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:09 pm
Well, unfortunately, you already gave me consent to do it.

Oh well, if you consider that comment a consent, so be it.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:09 pm
oh the suspense

I'm not going to beg, if that's what you're looking for.
I'm just looking for your email. The ultimate goal is to get you to stop whining about splode that happened a long time ago, but that's not a lesson you can learn in one day.

60 seconds.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:10 pm
Oh well, if you consider that comment a consent, so be it.
I'm gibbing Metallica48 and making Ironmonkey a Soldier.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:11 pm
I'm just looking for your email. The ultimate goal is to get you to stop whining about crud that happened a long time ago, but that's not a lesson you can learn in one day.

60 seconds.

[email protected]
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: metallica48 on December 26, 2012, 09:11 pm
I'm gibbing Metallica48 and making Ironmonkey a Soldier.

My ironic ass you are.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:15 pm
My ironic ass you are.
Nope, I was dead serious. Welcome back, Ironmonkey.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: ironmonkey on December 26, 2012, 09:16 pm
-_-
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:18 pm
-_-
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: ironmonkey on December 26, 2012, 09:18 pm
-_- I HAD 900 KARMA POINTS
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Whtever on December 26, 2012, 09:21 pm
-_- I HAD 900 KARMA POINTS
You're seriously complaining about Karma to me?

This isn't permanent. It's simply until I feel that you have gotten over your demons.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: ironmonkey on December 26, 2012, 09:23 pm
You're seriously complaining about Karma to me?

This isn't permanent. It's simply until I feel that you have gotten over your demons.

-_-
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: moolatycoon on December 26, 2012, 09:36 pm
-_-

No nose 4 you.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Wind on May 18, 2013, 12:25 am
Smh LOL
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: FatGuyWithABeard on May 18, 2013, 12:43 am
Smh LOL
Does the DBOT rule not exist anymore?
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Wind on May 18, 2013, 12:48 am
Hush Santa

 It's not like I'm the only person on Earth who's ever done it.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: FatGuyWithABeard on May 18, 2013, 12:50 am
Hush Santa

 It's not like I'm the only person on Earth who's ever done it.
That's different, those were all newbies who didn't know the rules.
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Wind on May 18, 2013, 12:50 am
>.>
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: amdri on May 18, 2013, 02:53 am
lol whtever
Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: Proxy on May 18, 2013, 03:35 am
That's different, those were all newbies who didn't know the rules.
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Title: Re: WHTEVER
Post by: ironmonkey on May 18, 2013, 07:06 am
Hey, I remember this. lol