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General Category => General => Topic started by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 03:41 pm
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And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
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Hilariously ironic.
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Lol! I'm sure she was thrilled xD
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...Okay, you was driving and drinking. And she was "phoning" and driving, that makes you just as bad! :o I MUST CALL THE FBI HOLY HELL
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Drinking, *hic* and driving?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dDnrQt5An_M/T5pKTatdQNI/AAAAAAAAATA/pktkaoY9Kys/s1600/drunk-meme-52262359225.png)
Challenge *hic* accepted.
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Ah, the irony.
BUT Y U DRINK AND DRIVE
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And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it again K?". =)
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There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it K?".
LMAO
Here you get charged... at least the country that I live in
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You get a fine in California I think.
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Lmao
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You get a fine in California I think.
In NZ you get arrested if drink and driving and jailed, and you get demerit points if on the phone.
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Lol. :D
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Classic ironic humor XD
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Not another joke thread?
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Not another joke thread?
Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.
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He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.
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He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.
MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.
But I was drinking while driving yes.
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For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O
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For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O
It's called an empty beer.
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MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.
But I was drinking while driving yes.
Darn it
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It's called an empty beer.
Mmm, good point.
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lol
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It's called an empty beer.
Must taste pretty dull.
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Must taste pretty dull.
I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
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LOL
Did she have her window open? xD
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LOL
Did she have her window open? xD
Well she was on a bike. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.
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Well she was on a motorcycle. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.
You monster
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I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
Pathetic throw.
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You monster
I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
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I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
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It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
Especially those pesky little kids on the small bikes. It's like they jump out right in front of me. They need to learn to stay off the sidewalk.
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You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !
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You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !
Odam
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You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !
At least you're not talking on the phone. Typing is fine.
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Bump. This is important. Talking on the phone while driving wasted a perfectly fine can of beer that could have easily been recycled.
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Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.
"Rational Human Being" "Under the influence"
How do they mix? XD
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It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
Movie characters...
*Jumps off train at 100km per hour*
*Little scratch on face*
Me...
*Falls off bike at 10km per hour*
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fudge
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Movie characters...
*Jumps off train at 100km per hour*
*Little scratch on face*
Me...
*Falls off bike at 10km per hour*
...
fudge
Very true.
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Lol man that sounds like somthing I would do if I wasn't 11 lol
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cali grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Lol man that sounds like somthing I would do if I wasn't 11 lol
you can do it, you morong. Just get a beer bottle and throw it in the car windows of passing vehicles.
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cali grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Took shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Took shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
LOL ok :(
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Did any tires pop 0.o
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Did any tires pop 0.o
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It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.
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It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.
Just...nothing...Do you get the joke?
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Just...nothing...Do you get the joke?
Nope
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It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.
Canned beer isn't made of glass.
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Canned beer isn't made of glass.
It is made of canned-can.
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It is made of canned-can.
My windows are made of glassed glass.
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My windows are made of glassed glass.
My floor is made of bored boards.
trolololol
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Mat, my fist is made up of your face... Wait, how'd that get there... You sir have my fist in your face, remove your face from my fist unless you want my other fist in your face
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Dry.
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Dry.
Wet
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Wet
neutrally hydrated.
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neutrally hydrated.
Ruined it.
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Ruined it.
Ripto at your service ^_^