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Title: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 03:41 pm
And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: GnashtyNaS on December 10, 2012, 03:42 pm
Hilariously ironic.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Techno on December 10, 2012, 03:43 pm
Lol! I'm sure she was thrilled xD
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: alexmd on December 10, 2012, 03:44 pm
...Okay, you was driving and drinking. And she was "phoning" and driving, that makes you just as bad! :o I MUST CALL THE FBI HOLY HELL
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Red on December 10, 2012, 03:47 pm
Drinking, *hic* and driving?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dDnrQt5An_M/T5pKTatdQNI/AAAAAAAAATA/pktkaoY9Kys/s1600/drunk-meme-52262359225.png)
Challenge *hic* accepted.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Prince Daydream on December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm
Ah, the irony.

BUT Y U DRINK AND DRIVE
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Drummer on December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm
And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it again K?". =)
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Prince Daydream on December 10, 2012, 03:55 pm
There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it K?".
LMAO
Here you get charged... at least the country that I live in
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 03:57 pm
You get a fine in California I think.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 03:58 pm
Lmao
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 04:00 pm
You get a fine in California I think.
In NZ you get arrested if drink and driving  and jailed, and you get demerit points if on the phone.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: michaelrd on December 10, 2012, 04:02 pm
Lol. :D
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Epicosaurus on December 10, 2012, 04:12 pm
Classic ironic humor XD
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: trans301 on December 10, 2012, 04:18 pm
Not another joke thread?
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 04:20 pm
Not another joke thread?

Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Thebluefire2011 on December 10, 2012, 04:23 pm
He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm
He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.

MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: deathleaf on December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm
For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm
For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O

It's called an empty beer.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Thebluefire2011 on December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm
MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.
Darn it
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: deathleaf on December 10, 2012, 04:30 pm
It's called an empty beer.
Mmm, good point.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Jmc10 on December 10, 2012, 04:31 pm
lol
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 05:10 pm
It's called an empty beer.
Must taste pretty dull.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 05:24 pm
Must taste pretty dull.

I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: alon on December 10, 2012, 05:25 pm
LOL

Did she have her window open? xD
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 05:28 pm
LOL

Did she have her window open? xD

Well she was on a bike. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: alon on December 10, 2012, 05:29 pm
Well she was on a motorcycle. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.

You monster
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 05:29 pm
I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
Pathetic throw.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 05:30 pm
You monster

I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: lumberjay on December 10, 2012, 05:35 pm
I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 05:41 pm
It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.

Especially those pesky little kids on the small bikes. It's like they jump out right in front of me. They need to learn to stay off the sidewalk.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Ripto on December 10, 2012, 05:45 pm
You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 05:46 pm
You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !

Odam
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 05:49 pm
You sjouldn't call while driving!
Anyways, I should start paying attention to tge road
Dang! It's so dificult to typ on this phne !


At least you're not talking on the phone. Typing is fine.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 07:17 pm
Bump. This is important. Talking on the phone while driving wasted a perfectly fine can of beer that could have easily been recycled.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: jjlcl on December 10, 2012, 07:31 pm
Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.
"Rational Human Being" "Under the influence"
How do they mix? XD
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Princess Matty on December 10, 2012, 07:36 pm
It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
Movie characters...
*Jumps off train at 100km per hour*
*Little scratch on face*

Me...
*Falls off bike at 10km per hour*
...
fudge
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 08:04 pm
Movie characters...
*Jumps off train at 100km per hour*
*Little scratch on face*

Me...
*Falls off bike at 10km per hour*
...
fudge

Very true.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: peytonfire123 on December 10, 2012, 08:25 pm
Lol man that sounds like somthing I would do if I wasn't 11 lol
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: tunechi on December 10, 2012, 08:53 pm
 cali grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 10, 2012, 09:59 pm
Lol man that sounds like somthing I would do if I wasn't 11 lol
you can do it, you morong. Just get a beer bottle and throw it in the car windows of passing vehicles.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 11:27 pm
cali grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Took shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :P
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: tunechi on December 10, 2012, 11:50 pm
Took shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :P

LOL ok :(
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Gt on December 10, 2012, 11:56 pm
Did any tires pop 0.o
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Lovepaw on December 11, 2012, 12:00 am
Did any tires pop 0.o
... -_-
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Gt on December 11, 2012, 12:06 am
... -_-

It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Lovepaw on December 11, 2012, 12:08 am
It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.
Just...nothing...Do you get the joke?
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Gt on December 11, 2012, 12:10 am
Just...nothing...Do you get the joke?

Nope
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 11, 2012, 12:20 am
It was a joke, It obviously smashed and the glass could have popped a tire.

Canned beer isn't made of glass.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Princess Matty on December 11, 2012, 12:21 am
Canned beer isn't made of glass.
It is made of canned-can.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 11, 2012, 12:50 am
It is made of canned-can.

My windows are made of glassed glass.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Princess Matty on December 11, 2012, 12:58 am
My windows are made of glassed glass.
My floor is made of bored boards.

trolololol
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Shadross on December 11, 2012, 01:02 am
Mat, my fist is made up of your face... Wait, how'd that get there... You sir have my fist in your face, remove your face from my fist unless you want my other fist in your face
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: NZA on December 12, 2012, 03:46 am
Dry.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: YoungCaliman on December 12, 2012, 03:41 pm
Dry.

Wet
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Ripto on December 13, 2012, 02:37 pm
Wet
neutrally hydrated.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: plz i fan on December 13, 2012, 02:42 pm
neutrally hydrated.
Ruined it.
Title: Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
Post by: Ripto on December 13, 2012, 02:46 pm
Ruined it.
Ripto at your service ^_^