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General / post for opinion
« on: March 17, 2018, 09:59 PM »
they will be done but not asap and im gonna PM them to you instead of post them here

General / Buy a switch at toys r us rn
« on: March 16, 2018, 12:01 PM »
Going bankrupt, they're liquidating assets, switch at my local one is just $150 and I'm tryna buy asap

General / Kanye Madness brackets
« on: March 15, 2018, 12:54 AM »
I filled this one out for Konni (click it to enlarge it)

I know apod did it, anyone else?

EDIT: Konni chose everything in black, I chose everything in navy blue.

General / Stay in contact after the end of sploder
« on: March 12, 2018, 01:02 AM »
The end date for this site is obviously far off into the future, but before that happens I wanna ensure I have some form of contact w/ as many people as possible here.

twitter: @whacksoff
insta: @whackzoff (defunct)
discord: sticki#9675
phone #: If you want it DM me on discord or PM me here

General / You know what i miss
« on: March 02, 2018, 12:08 AM »
Blindly believing videogame creepypastas and hoping that one day I'd stumble upon a cursed Pokemon game. Goes hand in hand with not knowing how games were made and thus not knowing what to expect, made things so much more enjoyable.

Records / Essential Sploder Threads
« on: February 27, 2018, 02:37 PM »
Here you'll find the definitive posts on this forum, the ones that should be burned into your memory and the ones that will aid splodeologists many years into the future when books are written about this website. These threads have been curated by the users and managers of this board, and this list will frequently see updates. Boards that aren't view-able to other users may have threads archived here, and their titles may be obscured if necessary.

All threads will be categorized by their reason for importance. Suggest categories in PMs.

If you believe a thread that belongs here is missing, PM Sticki to have it added.

Oldest Surviving Threads

During the time of Vanilla (January 2007 - December 2007, February 2008 - July 2012), threads that weren't stickied would get deleted. Because of this, we have lost thousands of threads. Although, plenty of threads from early-mid 2012 have survived. Here, we will archive the oldest threads we know of. Be sure to PM a Records mod if we're missing anything!

Platformer Theory Guide [Outdated] (June 2)*
Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story (September 23)
Idea Category Rules (November 19)

The Quote Keeper (March 12)
Bug Posting Rules <-- READ ME FIRST (August 28)
Shooter Statistics and Information (September 3)*
Robot Theories and Strategies (November 19)
3D Game Theories, Strategies and Statistics (November 28)
~~~ Blue Revolution! ~~ 66 Members! ~~ Happy Summer! ~~~ (December 29)*

TODO List for Geoff. (January 19)
Hurt or Heal Version 1.2 Rules (April 27)
Rate The Person Above You From 1-10 If They Should Be Promoted Or Not (July 6)
Rate the Members Maturity Above You. (July 14)
Threads with OT Titles Will Be Deleted (August 24)
[Raviland][67 members][75th member gets a special prize][The Hall has GEX support] (October 30)*
The Thanking Game [Forum RPG] (December 14)

If a thread has a * by the date, then the threads HTML is broken.

Funniest/Insightful Threads

Member-related Threads

Sploder-related Threads

Misc. Threads

General / Sticki Q&A
« on: February 26, 2018, 05:16 PM »
I really made this hoping that smartdan would post but I'll answer others questions

General / Joji
« on: February 23, 2018, 12:42 PM »
Thank you that thread made me uncomfortable

General / hey setsunaESPer
« on: February 22, 2018, 06:44 PM »
Can you give us an ETA on the big reveal of who you really are so I can make sure I don't miss it?

General / post for opinion
« on: February 12, 2018, 03:35 PM »
im sorry if i dont do yours

It's Joey's guy and he's a dirty gameshow player  :>:D:

General / here's a classic you may have forgotten
« on: January 24, 2018, 12:23 AM »
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General / Today I hit a milestone! ! !
« on: January 23, 2018, 09:39 PM »

Million views...

Not the greatest thing in the world, and I did accumulate these views slowly after months of inactivity on YouTube, but it's pretty cool to see seven digits on my account.

General / notice anything...
« on: January 23, 2018, 07:17 PM »
takes sip from tea


General / Hey crackotaco
« on: January 21, 2018, 06:05 PM »
You seeing the patriot's afc championship?

General / embrace me
« on: January 19, 2018, 12:16 AM »

General / I'm on vacation
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:55 PM »
But I just want to be at home playing touhou

General / What's the best username konni has ever had on this site
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:45 PM »
The one he has right now

General / New soldier (Surprise Thread #6)
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:19 PM »
Hold the Door, man!  ::)): ::)): ::)):

 ::'(: It's Dormin ::'(:

General / VGM that makes you feel nostalgic?
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:43 PM »
Videogame music is beginning to have well deserved attention as standalone listening pieces, especially since so many record companies have began working with big names like SEGA to press classic VGM soundtrack onto vinyl, but we all likely played games as kids since we're all on this website, and while we may have our favorites there's always those one or two songs that vividly paint a picture of the past in your mind when listening to them. Care to share? Here are mine:

4. Space Harrier theme
3. Hang-On Theme
2. Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons - Song of Storms

1. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Fountain Theme

As a kid, I was lucky enough to live near an Arcade owned by a passionate game enthusiast who housed some classic games, two of them being Space Harrier and Hang-On. While I don't remember playing them all too much, I always heard their themes in different sections of the arcade where they sat.

As for the Legend of Zelda games, my first ever console was a Gameboy Color with Oracle of Seasons, and the Song of Storms theme on that game captivated me. I upgraded to a GBA with the Link to the Past SNES port and I remember crying while listening to the Fairy Fountain theme.

EDIT: Nearly forgot about my all-time favorite flash game's OST.

Vector TD theme
Vector TDx Theme

^^ Listen to these ^^

General / Most terrifying nightmare you've ever had?
« on: January 07, 2018, 08:42 PM »
I've been sleeping for very long hours recently, the complete opposite of what my sleep schedule used to be, and two nights ago I had one of the worst nightmares to date. My dreams had been all over the place that night, but I eventually ended up back in my house. It was a quiet morning, I had just woken up. My father was in the other room sleeping, and I was making my way to the bathroom between my room and his in the hallway. I heard someone open the downstairs door, and he began slowly going up the stairs before breaking into an extremely fast sprint. I hid behind the door of the bathroom without closing it, I recall not being sure whether or not the light in the bathroom was on. This person went into my room and he commented on something I had in there, then all of a sudden he was in the bathroom with a firm but painless grip on my jaw. It was Bruce Willis, and I think it was him because usually people in my dreams are familiar faces. He asked me some questions and we had a brief conversation I forget the majority of, but he said something about what had to be done was going to be done and I didn't know what he meant. He then walked into my fathers room and I followed, there was my father lying naked on the bed on his side crying and next to him was the black guy from pulp fiction who was in the rape scene, he was extremely overweight and also crying. I then went to my room and I began to hear my father cry and scream in agony. I started to sing and yell while plugging my ears to drown out the sounds but the sounds of my father in agony and his flesh being ripped apart while everyone in that room was crying was all I heard, and my brain dragged out this scene for such a long time that I began to think it would never end. I eventually sat down on the floor and cried until it was over.

Eventually it ended, and I met up with Bruce and the black guy in the hallway. I asked Bruce if he was dead, and he said he was sorry, so I cried and hugged Bruce who hugged me back. Then he told me he would be back tomorrow to clean up and I had to stay put until then, and he left. I went into my father's room and saw bloodied sheets and lumps of flesh under them. I ran back into my room and saw my window, and I realized that's not what my window really looks like then woke up. I still thought my father was dead so I cried in bed for a little while, then realized I had woken up somewhere completely different and I hadn't seen my father for the past few days so I called him and he was alive so I told him I loved him. 

General / New Soldiers (FIVE) [more soon]
« on: January 02, 2018, 10:04 PM »





More coming soon

General / Dcxd
« on: January 01, 2018, 06:09 AM »
Read change your signature bro

General / final words (of twenty seven teen)
« on: December 31, 2017, 07:31 PM »
I'm not good at articulating myself well, something I've learned the hard way, but I really wanted to make a thread thanking you guys. The other day I was alone in my thoughts and came to the realization that this place is extremely important to me. Now, I already knew that this place is special but to understand what I mean by having an epiphany about sploder like this, just think about all the relationships you've built here. I have learned many life lessons here that I will remember until the day I die, and I feel guilty for being unable to return the favor when you guys brighten my day every single day. I'm trying to not name names even though I would like to for the sake of ensuring nobody is left out, because really all of you are very important to me and I don't want to undermine that fact by thanking only specific people. I honestly believe if it wasn't for the people here I likely wouldn't even be here today, the extent of the emotional support and the friendships I've built here is powerful, and I would have laughed if I never used sploder and someone from the forums told me this. The people in this community are amazing, and I thank each and every one of you for giving me a place here, it means the world to me.

General / homer
« on: December 27, 2017, 03:06 AM »

You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes?

They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.

The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.

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I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence.

In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.



The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents.

The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.

At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.

Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them.

There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like.

This crying went on for all of act two.


Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.

They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.

The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying.

The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them.

For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse.

A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet.

All of their deaths are listed as the same date.

General / For those with any class at all
« on: December 25, 2017, 03:20 AM »
SAILORWAVE 2 just dropped an hour or two ago and it's absolutely stellar.

Vinyl and cassette comes in January if that interests you too, I missed the sailorwave vinyl since I got the CD but I'm hoping I can get 2.

General / one person is on the mainsite right now
« on: December 24, 2017, 02:36 AM »
give it up for absol3000

General / Konnichiha answer the question Konnichiha
« on: December 23, 2017, 12:52 PM »
amerijap studio located in Japan but on US territory with half Americans, half Japanese and two black guys animating the show. What is it.

General / Does anyone here collect physical music
« on: December 22, 2017, 08:28 PM »
Looking for a fella with similar interests in wax records  :8):

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