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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12840 on: September 25, 2019, 01:06 pm »
...forcing it to watch all 3 episodes of Boku no Pico.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12841 on: September 25, 2019, 01:07 pm »
which killed it. Itchy Boy and Billy Bob had children and it was only them Itchy Boy realized the fake and so he...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12842 on: September 25, 2019, 01:12 pm »
...filed for a divorce so Billy Bob was forced to pay the alimony. However, Billy Bob refused to give money to his ugly ass children and he...
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12843 on: September 25, 2019, 01:15 pm »
killed them all so Itchy Bob called the cops but instead of arresting Billy Bob, they  ...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12844 on: September 25, 2019, 01:17 pm »
Let him leave the country to live in Mexico because he threatened to say the n-word in front of all of them.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12845 on: September 25, 2019, 01:18 pm »
Itchy Boy followed Billy Bob into mexico to avenge his dead wife and kids but after commiting murder, Itchy Boy...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12846 on: September 25, 2019, 01:21 pm »
...met the new love of his life. A guy dressed as a taco.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12847 on: September 25, 2019, 01:26 pm »
So he snuck Taco Boy back into the country and this was the end of his story until Taco Boy decided to...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12848 on: September 25, 2019, 04:57 pm »
kill Itchy Boy due to his terrible singing. Taco Boy, then realizing what he did was wrong, hung himself.

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12849 on: September 26, 2019, 11:50 am »
Billy Bob's zombie rose from the grave and started to default dance causing everyone in the nearest city to...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12850 on: September 26, 2019, 12:38 pm »
Evacuate to a nearby military base as Billy Bob then proceeded to pilot a giant mech that looks like Donald Trump.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12851 on: September 26, 2019, 03:38 pm »
but then the mech got impeached and exploded  killing Billy Bob but all women in the base became impregnated and they had hybrid babies all named... 
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12852 on: September 26, 2019, 10:30 pm »
"Lady Lilly".

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12853 on: September 28, 2019, 03:32 pm »
Goat named George. George then began to terrorize the town.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12854 on: September 29, 2019, 03:47 am »
Shadow the Hedgehog came driving his motorcycle and jumped onto George the Giant Goat.

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12855 on: September 29, 2019, 08:50 am »
Fried him with his laser eyes. Suddenly...
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12856 on: October 01, 2019, 10:27 am »
George died from a stroke but shadow and 1/2 -thr town were crushed under his falling body. Later, they used the goat-corpse for...
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12857 on: October 01, 2019, 11:07 am »
A sacrifice to the Blood God G'murath.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12858 on: October 02, 2019, 01:34 am »
The Blood God G'murath appeared and said...

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12859 on: October 03, 2019, 02:13 am »
"I wanted My Little Pony figurines damn it!". He then started throwing a temper tantrum which caused a massive earthquake that wiped out half the population.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12860 on: October 04, 2019, 01:55 am »
Getting tired of all this splode, Mama Luigi came out of home, and in one hit, karate chopped The Blood God G'murath to death.

Mama Luigi headed back for his home, only to stop because...

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12861 on: October 04, 2019, 02:13 am »
Yoshi forgot to pay his taxes and got sent to a maximum security prison for his crimes.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12862 on: October 04, 2019, 02:16 am »
Mama Luigi broke into the maximum security prison that held Yoshi in an attempt to free him, only to find...

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12863 on: October 04, 2019, 02:43 am »
Justin Bieber trying to heat up a frozen turkey.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12864 on: October 04, 2019, 02:46 am »
Failing to heat up the frozen turkey, Justin Bieber proceeded to beat it up, only for Mama Luigi to...

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12865 on: October 04, 2019, 02:58 am »
Shove said turkey down his throat, saying: "Animal abuse is never the answer. If you abuse animals, you go to hell before you die."
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12866 on: October 04, 2019, 03:29 am »
Unbeknownst to Mama Luigi, he was shoving the frozen turkey so far down Justin Bieber's throat that he prevented him from breathing.

Justin Bieber's body fell limp, and in reaction to Justin Bieber's death, Mama Luigi...

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12867 on: October 04, 2019, 03:52 am »
Decided to use his body to break the cell door Yoshi was in. As they got out, an alarm went off and Mama Luigi and Yoshi were swarmed by a bunch of prison guards.
 

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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12868 on: October 04, 2019, 04:33 am »
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Re: Mackalack(lemore)ing's THE Never Ending Story
« Reply #12869 on: October 04, 2019, 06:10 am »
''Die Libtards''. He then proceeded to piss all over them, causing them to melt. During his attack, he accidentally killed...