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- Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« on: March 31, 2020, 08:06 am »
Note: Bowser in Green, Eggman in Red


BOWSER -
Call for a one-sided match, killer turtle vs dork
After seeing you, I’d rather devour eggs and leave pork
How are you served today, omellete, roast or boiled
Time  to prepare for your home, cause your getting spoiled


My koopas are towards your lab to thrash you into omelette bits
And I don’t know for reals how you got that stupid brain to fit
In the chicken head of yours, sorry for confusing it
With something that is way ahead of chance of you for reaching it




EGGMAN -
oh, all said and done, you trapped one princess
From all your fake bragging I need a lab recess
I’m a geeky genius with an IQ of 300
But that’s still less than the times you lost to mario, enough said

 
Toiletry Workers are your forever enemies
Was that burn too rough? You’re looking too peach
All the royalties you’ve trapped ain’t working, they’re rootin for me
Fight some real wars, you got bad bars, this aint Mario Party




BOWSER -
Let me show you what is real wars with all my trapping
Stop to learn my antics from your hedgehog lapping
Your shaming all the doctors, I don’t know who wouldn’t notice
All you have inside your brain is intention to get demolished


By me! I don’t think this simmered hipster wannabe
Was smart enough like me to have proposed a theory
Being an inspiration of Mario and Humpty Dumpty
Proves why your so eggcelent in losing against me




EGGMAN
Wow, you’ve landed in the sky, then enjoy a deep fall
like the fall in gamers when they heard that you were part of brawl
That’s not all, you’ve been renamed as the King Koopa
But I steal rings from Sonic and I’m known as the Ring Hoopa

One scene was all it look for Wreck-it-ralph to take the L
That’s why my bars are making sure this battle won’t be fell
You booked a one-way ticket for riding on loser’s bus
But a reality check, you’re just a failed king of fungus.





GAMEEE OVERR!!!! WHO WON??!!!

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2020, 08:08 am »
Also Note: Whole Battle written by Rockyroad797, Rockyroad797 and only Rockyroad797


However in my YT Channel, when I perform it (After COVID lockdown), I will rap only as bowser, and a friend of mine will do Eggman.

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2020, 08:34 am »
WHY CAN'T SOMEONE FRICKING SEE THE THINGS I WROTE?? WHY NOT FOR ME ALONE??

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Epic Rap Battle
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2020, 01:47 am »
BUMP tell me who won

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2020, 03:12 pm »
This isn't a debate, this is a rap you wrote. I'd move it to Personal Exhibition.
 

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2020, 03:32 pm »
WHY CAN'T SOMEONE FRICKING SEE THE THINGS I WROTE?? WHY NOT FOR ME ALONE??
what the splode don't say the frick word
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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2020, 03:32 pm »
This isn't a debate, this is a rap you wrote. I'd move it to Personal Exhibition.
I moved it.

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2020, 03:49 am »
K Cool can someone say who won?

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2020, 03:41 pm »
K Cool can someone say who won?
Bowser
 

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2020, 07:59 pm »
Eggman!

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Re: - Dr. Eggman vs Bowser - Hip Hop Battle
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2020, 02:13 am »
Eggman!

Again mixed votes lol. Also, my friend who's going to play Eggman would be happy if he saw this.. He wants to win but he thought I'd win as bowser.

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