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The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« on: September 07, 2019, 09:54 pm »
Lol, it definitely doesn’t break the chain of terrible DC movies! But it’s so bad, it’s good. AquaMan still holds the title of the only good DC movie.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2019, 11:25 pm »
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2019, 12:30 am »
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2019, 12:43 am »
1. How is Shazam! bad?

2. How is Aquaman the only good DC movie?

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2019, 10:28 am »
Uhh...
I evaluate the movie, and recognize the things I liked about the movie. And hope they do better with the sequel. I keep this to myself and don’t make a big deal about it no matter if I’m online or not. And I’m fine with people that liked the movie, I have no problems with that.

Wow! I don’t go online to rage about it and argue with people that loved it, insulting them and calling them shills? While with this I also don’t go out of my way to insult the director and call him names? Also I don’t spew bullsplode and make splode up while claiming things that are clearly completely wrong as factual? Along with that I also don’t screw up the Rotten Tomatoes score with bots? Wow!
 

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2019, 05:27 pm »
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2019, 07:07 pm »
Uhh...
I was just stating my opinions, I’m not raging about the movie. Lmao
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2019, 07:11 pm »
1. How is Shazam! bad?

2. How is Aquaman the only good DC movie?
The writing is atrocious. But it’s fine.

AquaMan is the only DC movie that is entertaining and well made.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2019, 07:13 pm »
Though it’s not saying much, Shazam! is at least better than most DC movies.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2019, 09:41 pm »
The writing is atrocious. But it’s fine.

AquaMan is the only DC movie that is entertaining and well made.
1. How is the writing atrocious?

2. How is Aquaman the only DC movie that is entertaining and well made? Also, what DC movies have you watched?

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2019, 09:56 pm »
Dark Knight is very entertaining and extremely well made.
 

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2019, 12:32 am »
1. How is the writing atrocious?

2. How is Aquaman the only DC movie that is entertaining and well made? Also, what DC movies have you watched?
Please stop asking me questions.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2019, 02:57 pm »
Every DC movie sucks including Aquaman
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2019, 03:15 pm »
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2019, 06:07 pm »
Every DC movie sucks including Aquaman
No AquaMan surprisingly doesn’t.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2019, 07:34 pm »
Please stop asking me questions.
Why's that? Can't you explain yourself?
Every DC movie sucks including Aquaman
Why does every DC movie suck? Have you watched all of them?

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2019, 09:06 pm »
Why's that? Can't you explain yourself?Why does every DC movie suck? Have you watched all of them?
It feels like an exam.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2019, 10:39 pm »
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2019, 07:53 pm »
It feels like an exam.
If you don't explain yourself, I won't accept your opinion.

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2019, 10:08 pm »
If you don't explain yourself, I won't accept your opinion.
If you can’t accept my opinion, then you are wrong.
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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2019, 11:33 am »
If you can't acknowledge the Dark Knight, we can't be friends.
 

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Re: The Shazam! Movie Is So Badly Made It Is Hilarious
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2019, 09:58 pm »
If you can’t accept my opinion, then you are wrong.
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