I read this post and I can't help but notice how trivialized the struggles a gamer faces from day to day life are. None of this will trigger a
REAL gamer. Accomplished gamers like myself (after all, I am THE gamezman 305) (for 305 years of gaming experience by use of dual monitors) do not care about such insignificant things such as what platform the game in question is run on, nor do we care about the actual gameplay itself. After all, after the moon is revealed to be a hoax in 2035 (insider 4chan information, don't leak this or I'll get my organs sold on the black market} people will begin to realize that the government is using highly advanced technology in order to simulate tides and curvature of the earth; two falsehoods that will be eventually be proclaimed as scientifically accurate once people find out what is really going on behind the scenes. Once everybody realizes that the world they once thought they were perceiving was indeed a fabrication, they will get angery!

. This in turn will lead to the commonwealth discovering conscience uploading, and then will no longer care about what propaganda game companies, which are actually revealed to be puppets run by underground government intelligence agencies, decide to spread. But then there comes the question: Ok idiot, but what triggers gamers? Well, literally nothing does. This era's gamers might get annoyed if you take their gamer girl bath water or chicken tenders, but in the future the anger emotion is a disabled feature. So, in conclusion, you're triggered right now I bet because of how nice this future sounds, and how I left out crucial details of how a second dinosaur apocalypse-esque space object is going to collide with the earth and end humanity as a whole
