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« on: April 10, 2019, 05:00 pm »
splodeing splode piss router splode internet crashing all the time why i crash into your mom then we'll see how you'll get below -150dB now splode splode you and your quality ass loading page for 10000 eons mothersplodeing duck you splode i hate you and wanna eat your circuit panels and led diodes as well as slurp that splodeing cable like a spaghetti and takr that antenna and stuff it up my bum splode u and your provider duck head
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Re: Router
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 06:12 pm »
I have no idea why I found that rant amusing


It does seem like you have a terrible router though
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Re: Router
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 10:21 am »
It does seem like you have a terrible router though

How can you tell?
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Re: Router
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 05:49 pm »
This except applied to my dumb ISP named Windstream.
it splodeing promises 7 mbps and it delivers maybe 1 mbps on a good day.
oh it also randomly crashes sometimes so thats fun too

although it has gotten better over the past few years, it used to crash every single time someone called my mothers phone back in like 2010

 

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Re: Router
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 05:58 pm »
This except applied to my dumb ISP named Windstream.
it splodeing promises 7 mbps and it delivers maybe 1 mbps on a good day.
oh it also randomly crashes sometimes so thats fun too

although it has gotten better over the past few years, it used to crash every single time someone called my mothers phone back in like 2010
OMG this thing also, i know that feelings also that filly in your siggy is so adorable
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Re: Router
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2019, 03:02 pm »
splodeing splode piss router splode internet crashing all the time why i crash into your mom then we'll see how you'll get below -150dB now splode splode you and your quality ass loading page for 10000 eons mothersplodeing duck you splode i hate you and wanna eat your circuit panels and led diodes as well as slurp that splodeing cable like a spaghetti and takr that antenna and stuff it up my bum splode u and your provider duck head

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Re: Router
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2019, 09:12 pm »
You have my condolences.

Also, Top 10 Rants of 2019

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Re: Router
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2019, 01:26 pm »
This is me except my router ends up in Mr. Slavs top quietest things ever.

Not as quiet as mine.
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Re: Router
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2019, 04:03 pm »
Not as quiet as mine.

Actually It's the antenna and not the router. Idiot.
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Re: Router
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2019, 11:25 pm »
Actually It's the antenna and not the router. Idiot.
Woah now. No need to call people "idiot".

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Re: Router
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2019, 08:51 am »
Woah now. No need to call people "idiot".

Stfu.
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Re: Router
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2019, 01:35 am »
Stfu.
(jk, we hang out on Discord a lot)
Okay.

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Re: Router
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2019, 02:12 pm »
Okay.

He is lying. I do not know this man. That was quite rude and needs action taken immediately!
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Re: Router
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2019, 03:00 pm »
He is lying. I do not know this man. That was quite rude and needs action taken immediately!

Eat your face.
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Re: Router
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2019, 01:40 am »
He is lying. I do not know this man. That was quite rude and needs action taken immediately!
At this point I don't know who to believe.

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Re: Router
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2019, 06:09 am »
At this point I don't know who to believe.
Yourself.
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Re: Router
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2019, 10:15 am »
Yourself.
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Re: Router
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2019, 06:02 pm »
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No, not even yourself!
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Re: Router
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2019, 09:55 am »
No, not even yourself!
Do no trust this guy ^
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Re: Router
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2019, 06:46 pm »
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