Even though I'm American I agree with you
"Lets play football"
"Ok"(Brings a soccerball)
"NO I MEANT FOOTBALL!"
"THIS IS FOOTBALL!"
"YOU KNOW THE ONE WHERE YOU KILL EVERYSINGLE TIME?"
"yEAH ITS THIS"
"NOO ITS THE RED BALL RED!"
"What sport is that"
"iTS FOOTBALL"
"BUT THIS IS FOOTBALL"
"WHY IS EVERYTHING CALLED FOOTBALL!"