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Review Queue
« on: January 12, 2019, 05:23 am »
Submit a game to be reviewed here. If the game meets my standards it will be queued and reviewed.
(if you are also a reviewer, feel free to review submitted games)

Review Queue:
Motherboard Plus by Littlepixel
The Arsonist by futuremillionare

Reviews:
RQ - Falling King by seanthechinaman



« Last Edit: January 13, 2019, 10:29 pm by seanthechinaman »
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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2019, 10:44 am »
Fallen kingdom by me
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2019, 10:44 am »
My only good game
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2019, 10:57 am »
Fallen kingdom by me
I died to the lava underneath the trapdoor through the orange portal. Is there much gameplay after this point? Because it's quite tedious to regain all of that progress.
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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2019, 11:04 am »
I died to the lava underneath the trapdoor through the orange portal. Is there much gameplay after this point? Because it's quite tedious to regain all of that progress.
Your like 2/3 done
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2019, 11:08 am »
Your like 2/3 done
Thanks. I think I can finish it if that's the case.
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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2019, 11:48 am »
Thanks. I think I can finish it if that's the case.
Thank you
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2019, 12:54 pm »

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2019, 01:21 pm »
Grimace attacks New York by me
http://www.sploder.com/games/members/starcraft1234/play/grimace-attacks-new-york-4/
I mean it's ok
I don't really understand the game, and there's not enough content to warrant a full review from me. But I have added it to the queue for the convenience of any reviewer that wishes to review it.
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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2019, 02:13 pm »
Oh you don't understand the game lol
Well let me show you the true nature of Jesus CHrist

Grimace attacks New York is a tale of obesity fighting back against the player.

gayplay
The start of the game shows Grimace going fast up and down and that's very fast because he's fast and he's encouraging exercise by going fast
The next level shows the player saying yay calories which shows his depressed life because he doesn't care about his physique
The next level shows the player seeing the horrible mcdonalds because theres one mcdonalds and its taken by jesus so he wants to talk to the manager
Then when you go through the door he falls down showing the corruption of mcdonalds through capitalism
Then he presses a big blue button showing the impact of the big red button cliche in media making all other buttons fine for pressing
The next thing is Grimace bounces through the roof showing the corrupt truth of mcdonalds that it can take over the world whenever
Then the next level the player realizes the horrible thing they have let on society specifically new york so they try to stop it using a car
Something to note on this level is the music showing the terrified player being terrified
Then he goes fast in his car but the other cars don't look very scared and that could mean this is all in the players head and grimace is not attacking new york and he just is having obesity nightmares
The next level shows Grimace attacking new york and he has superpowers and is shooting balls and rods
There is also an intellectual easter egg here with 2 building and one falling down from Grimace and there's fire but think about it
There are rods and rods kind of look like planes and the building fell down and there were 2
This game is not about Grimace attacking New York rather the experience of 9/11 through the eyes of a mentally ill man whos brain tries to sugar-coat it thus adding Grimace and rods
The player is also viewing this from a broken and slated highway which is a metaphor for a looking upwards at absolute terror but due to his mind he can not get out of his car because of his fragile body compared to the massive purple monster in front of him
The next level shows his car growing wings and defeating Grimace symbolizing the death of him during the real attack on the twin towers and living in heaven without the worry that the attack will continue forever
This time, however, YOU are the one shooting the rods, symbolizing military planes trying to protect the twin towers
Grimace is shooting 2 types of orbs.  The first type, the blue ones, stick to you symbolizing failure as being dragged to hell by the gravity controlled orbs.
The second type is falling orbs that you need to shoot coming out of Grimace's forehead and you need to get 10 of them to complete the game.  This shows the dripping brains from your forehead in real life.
Once you finally defeat Grimace, lies of the ground shrunk in size showing your win.
Or did you lose?
You enter mcdonalds, the same mcdonalds as before, symbolizing a time loop that will last forever to repay for your sins.
But what have you done?

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This game is a masturpiece.  Its story is very good.
10/10 best game since ghostsceptile

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2019, 02:13 pm »
this is satire not an application so don't kill me a

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2019, 02:14 pm »
Oh you don't understand the game lol
Well let me show you the true nature of Jesus CHrist

Grimace attacks New York is a tale of obesity fighting back against the player.

gayplay
The start of the game shows Grimace going fast up and down and that's very fast because he's fast and he's encouraging exercise by going fast
The next level shows the player saying yay calories which shows his depressed life because he doesn't care about his physique
The next level shows the player seeing the horrible mcdonalds because theres one mcdonalds and its taken by jesus so he wants to talk to the manager
Then when you go through the door he falls down showing the corruption of mcdonalds through capitalism
Then he presses a big blue button showing the impact of the big red button cliche in media making all other buttons fine for pressing
The next thing is Grimace bounces through the roof showing the corrupt truth of mcdonalds that it can take over the world whenever
Then the next level the player realizes the horrible thing they have let on society specifically new york so they try to stop it using a car
Something to note on this level is the music showing the terrified player being terrified
Then he goes fast in his car but the other cars don't look very scared and that could mean this is all in the players head and grimace is not attacking new york and he just is having obesity nightmares
The next level shows Grimace attacking new york and he has superpowers and is shooting balls and rods
There is also an intellectual easter egg here with 2 building and one falling down from Grimace and there's fire but think about it
There are rods and rods kind of look like planes and the building fell down and there were 2
This game is not about Grimace attacking New York rather the experience of 9/11 through the eyes of a mentally ill man whos brain tries to sugar-coat it thus adding Grimace and rods
The player is also viewing this from a broken and slated highway which is a metaphor for a looking upwards at absolute terror but due to his mind he can not get out of his car because of his fragile body compared to the massive purple monster in front of him
The next level shows his car growing wings and defeating Grimace symbolizing the death of him during the real attack on the twin towers and living in heaven without the worry that the attack will continue forever
This time, however, YOU are the one shooting the rods, symbolizing military planes trying to protect the twin towers
Grimace is shooting 2 types of orbs.  The first type, the blue ones, stick to you symbolizing failure as being dragged to hell by the gravity controlled orbs.
The second type is falling orbs that you need to shoot coming out of Grimace's forehead and you need to get 10 of them to complete the game.  This shows the dripping brains from your forehead in real life.
Once you finally defeat Grimace, lies of the ground shrunk in size showing your win.
Or did you lose?
You enter mcdonalds, the same mcdonalds as before, symbolizing a time loop that will last forever to repay for your sins.
But what have you done?

conhelpme

This game is a masturpiece.  Its story is very good.
10/10 best game since ghostsceptile
Idk, I think its not great, buts its okay
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2019, 02:18 pm »
Oh that score with a typo
it was actually 35/2

 

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2019, 02:19 pm »
I mean was a typo a

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2019, 02:19 pm »
I'm so confused right now lol :-\
 

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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2019, 02:36 pm »
I'm confused how you're only confused and not mentally distraught

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2019, 02:37 pm »
WAIT I JUST REALIZED NOBODY HAS REVIEWED MOTHERBOARD OOF
http://www.sploder.com/games/members/littlepixel/play/motherboard-plus/

 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2019, 02:42 pm »
Stop the off-topic discussion.

WAIT I JUST REALIZED NOBODY HAS REVIEWED MOTHERBOARD OOF
http://www.sploder.com/games/members/littlepixel/play/motherboard-plus/
Thanks. I'll look into it.
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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2019, 02:48 pm »
I'm confused how you're only confused and not mentally distraught
I am.
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« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2019, 06:11 pm »
Fallen kingdom by me
Your review is finished and linked in the thread above. It was written without me advancing past the lava so it may not fully suffice, but I critiqued the game for what I experienced of it.
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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2019, 06:14 pm »
Your review is finished and linked in the thread above. It was written without me advancing past the lava so it may not fully suffice, but I critiqued the game for what I experienced of it.
Thanks!
 

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Re: Review Queue
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2019, 07:57 pm »
Oof rip GANY it isn't there anymore

 

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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2019, 01:08 am »
Oof rip GANY it isn't there anymore
I thought you wanted me to review Motherboard instead?
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2019, 02:11 pm »
Well Motherboard is 1000x times better so oof

 

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