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A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« on: June 24, 2013, 03:36 pm »
There were 3 people in a plane flying over a city, they were going to slow, so each person needed to drop something out of the plane. There was an American, a Russian and a Chinese man.

The American dropped a big unattached machine gun.

The Russian dropped his vodka.

And the Chinese man foolishly dropped a grenade.

They later walk around in the city, then they see a young boy crying. The American walks up to him, "Young boy, why are you crying?". The young boy replies with, "A machine gun fell on my mom and now she is dead". They run away.

Then they see a young girl crying. The Russian walks up and says, "Little girl, why are you crying?". She looks up and says, "A bottle fell on my dad and now he is dead". They run off.

Finally they see a boy laughing hysterically, the Chinese man walks up to him. "Young boy, why are you laughing so hard?". He looks up and says, "I farted then my house blew up!"

Not really that great of a joke, but I found it somewhat funny.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2013, 03:37 pm by dragonlizard7 »


 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 03:39 pm »
O_O
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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2013, 03:40 pm »
O_O
Same reaction to my Star Trek thread, lol.


 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2013, 03:41 pm »
I've heard a different version of that joke
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2013, 03:41 pm »
There were 3 people in a plane flying over a city, they were going to slow, so each person needed to drop something out of the plane. There was an American, a Russian and a Chinese man.

The American dropped a big unattached machine gun.

The Russian dropped his vodka.

And the Chinese man foolishly dropped a grenade.

They later walk around in the city, then they see a young boy crying. The American walks up to him, "Young boy, why are you crying?". The young boy replies with, "A machine gun fell on my mom and now she is dead". They run away.

Then they see a young girl crying. The Russian walks up and says, "Little girl, why are you crying?". She looks up and says, "A bottle fell on my dad and now he is dead". They run off.

Finally they see a boy laughing hysterically, the Chinese man walks up to him. "Young boy, why are you laughing so hard?". He looks up and says, "I farted then my house blew up!"

Not really that great of a joke, but I found it somewhat funny.
The funniest part was with the laughing boy. LOL.
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2013, 03:42 pm »
The funniest part was with the laughing boy. LOL.
Because it was the punch line Lol


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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2013, 03:42 pm »
I wouldn't be laughing if my house blew up
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2013, 03:43 pm »
You say "Lad" a lot. Are you Irish or something?
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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2013, 03:44 pm »
I wouldn't be laughing if my house blew up
Maybe not, but it was funny all the same.
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2013, 03:45 pm »
You say "Lad" a lot. Are you Irish or something?
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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2013, 03:46 pm »
I wouldn't be laughing if my house blew up
even if you farted out your family from the house?
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2013, 03:46 pm »
Yes.
Oh. I know a kid who is Irish; A lot of kids make fun of him. No offense.
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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2013, 03:47 pm »
There isn't his whole family, I'm just assuming btw
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2013, 03:47 pm »
even if you farted out your family from the house?
yes
I would have no house
 

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Re: A joke my brother told me when I was a young lad
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2013, 03:48 pm »
It's not funny, but I couldn't stop myself from laughing at it

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