Noooooo!!!!!

no one takes any of my jokes! 
It wasn't necessarily a joke.
Try this joke on someone:
Hyper guy: Why am I going to bed so early?
Other guy: Well, they do say sleep is the best medicine!
Hyper guy: I thought laughter was the best medicine
Other guy: Not when you're telling the jokes!
Also, try saying this one:
How to make a computer load quicker
Turn the computer to a 90 degree angle. Gravity should pull the bar down quicker & the computer will load up!