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How clever are you really?
« on: June 19, 2013, 08:16 pm »
I'll give guys some questions, and see how well you score.

1st Q: How do you kill someone with a piece of wood?
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 08:16 pm »
hit i through their neck
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 08:18 pm »
I wouldn't answer this.

He's using us as google.

BUTT.

Depending of the shape, I'd shove it at my foe's heart.
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 08:19 pm »
I wouldn't answer this.

He's using us as google.

BUTT.

Depending of the shape, I'd shove it at my foe's heart.
If I did I would make it less obvious.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2013, 08:20 pm »
Put a nail in the wood and start stabbing/hitting.

Derp.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2013, 08:21 pm »
Stick it up their butt until they die. =P





Nrly, bludgeon them until they're dead.
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2013, 08:22 pm »
Put a nail in the wood and start stabbing/hitting.

Derp.
All you have is a piece of wood.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 08:23 pm »
Your scores:
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 08:24 pm »
Make them sniff the wood because my foe is allergic to wood and then they pass out :D Flawless win
I can't even add you because that plan is in the negatives.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 08:25 pm »
2nd murder plan plz.
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 08:25 pm »
2nd Q: How do you kill someone with a yoyo?
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 08:26 pm »
Tie the string around their neck and choke them with it.


 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2013, 08:27 pm »
Wow, you got a head start.


Your using us as google... lol


 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2013, 08:28 pm »

Your using us as google... lol
YOU NOOB I WOULD MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2013, 08:28 pm »
I know a kind of yoyo made of steel.

I could tie the line in my foe's neck and the steel would smash in their jugular, if not, I can push it and it'll fall. In the precious seconds my foe's fallen, I can step in his head multiple times.
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2013, 08:29 pm »
YOU NOOB I WOULD MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS.


Your using reverse physcology to make it more obvious by telling us you would make it less obvious :D I think your cool too


 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2013, 08:29 pm »
1 - Carve it/sharpen it by rubbing it against a hard surface so it goes to a nice little point, then stab the target. Duh.

2 - Would be kind of hard because the string would be easy to break since yoyos are usually cheaply made. But, you could string it around their neck and kill them.


This is a demented thread, man
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2013, 08:31 pm »

Your using reverse physcology to make it more obvious by telling us you would make it less obvious :D I think your cool too
Well played. But you guys can claim I'm going to kill someone all you want. I'd never tell you guys that I did. Plus it's pretty obvious I'm already the type that can kill.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2013, 08:32 pm »
I don't really care why you want to know this, it's more fun in a weird way thinking of different scenarios of deaths for some reason.
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2013, 08:32 pm »
3rd question: How do I think?
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2013, 08:34 pm »
You didn't give the scores for the last question, anyways.
3rd question: How do I think?
KITTY PROCESSING MODE

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2013, 08:34 pm »
Too lazy.

Lolno.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2013, 08:36 pm »
In a demented and annoying way, honestly.
 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2013, 08:36 pm »
You didn't give the scores for the last question, anyways.KITTY PROCESSING MODE

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2013, 08:37 pm »
In a demented and annoying way, honestly.
You gotta dig deeper for points.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2013, 08:40 pm »
3rd question: How do I think?
In a narcissistic way.


 

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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2013, 08:40 pm »
"you're so cynical, narcissistic cannibal"
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2013, 08:41 pm »
In a narcissistic way.
BONUS POINTZ.

U WIN. I'm going to delete this thread now anyways.
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Re: How clever are you really?
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2013, 08:41 pm »
"you're so cynical, narcissistic cannibal"

SAME AZ DL7!
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