You are either in Germany, Italy, US, UK, Japan, China, Russia, Brazil, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Spain, Sweden, Iceland, Greenland, or Cana... Canadi... That country to the north of the US, west of Russia, and east of Greenland. Pick your country.
RULES:
First person to reply gets the action in their way.
If the first person gets to do the action twice in a row according to the above statement, then they are ignored.