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Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« on: June 22, 2013, 04:11 am »
There is an ad for the military xD



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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 04:12 am »
Coincidence?

I think not.
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2013, 04:18 am »
Coincidence?

I think not.
I think Cortez is trying to tell me something....


I'M IN THE BOY SCOUTS MAN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT????



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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2013, 04:52 am »
I think Cortez is trying to tell me something....


I'M IN THE BOY SCOUTS MAN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT????
Sorry, I plan that stuff. ;)
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 04:54 am »
lmao same for me
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2013, 05:09 am »
Maybe Geoff planned the ads to appear like that xD
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 05:12 am »
I blame the sploduminati -_-
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2013, 05:13 am »
Well this thread gave me a "2 Christians Think You're Cute!" ad.
Nani?
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2013, 05:13 am »
Who remembers imvu lol
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2013, 05:14 am »
Who remembers imvu lol
I still get those from time to time
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2013, 05:15 am »
my mom walked by my computer while I was editing my avatar and saw an imvu ad

"what the splode Will?"
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2013, 05:15 am »
"its not what it looks like"
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2013, 05:18 am »
"its not what it looks like"
Seems legit.
Sorry, I plan that stuff. ;)
Serve your country boy! We need more men! Jk I am no recruiter. But if anyone ever needs info I would be happy to help, maybe one day if anyone joins I will meet them.
I may want to join the Air Force.



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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2013, 05:23 am »
Seems legit.I may want to join the Air Force.
Air force is for pencil pushers lol xD or jet pilots, who are splodey as hell but awesome at the same time.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2013, 05:34 am »
CORTEZ IS DIFFERENT VIA CHAT DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2013, 05:40 am »
CORTEZ IS DIFFERENT VIA CHAT DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS
Wow, lisa has finally gone crazy. Dont believe her guys, she is just a little tired since it is almost 6 AM.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2013, 05:42 am »
I'm not tired at all, lol.
Wide awake.
;) I see what you're trying to do Cortez, but it will never work.
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2013, 05:42 am »
Wow, lisa has finally gone crazy. Dont believe her guys, she is just a little tired since it is almost 6 AM.
Actually this is far from the truth, I just had a civilized chat with her.
Nani?
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2013, 05:43 am »
Although, I denied his teleportation request.
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2013, 05:44 am »
Although, I denied his teleportation request.
Indeed, that was quite rude of you if I do say so myself. You made me late for tea.
Nani?
 

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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2013, 05:51 am »
No, you see. Lisa thinks I am different on here then I am on chat but in reality I am the same with only a few minor differances.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2013, 05:51 am »
Cortez, if you join the army, do you get Poland?
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2013, 05:54 am »
Cortez, if you join the army, do you get Poland?
Im already in it lol. "do you get poland?" are you asking if I will go to poland? Uh probably not. I am in the army national guard, our job is not the same as the regular army. Though lately we have been doing the regular army's job for the past few years. Technically we are guards of the state we live in and protect the state but lately they have been sending us to the middle east to fight.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2013, 05:55 am »
Im already in it lol. "do you get poland?" are you asking if I will go to poland? Uh probably not. I am in the army national guard, our job is not the same as the regular army. Though lately we have been doing the regular army's job for the past few years. Technically we are guards of the state we live in and protect the state but lately they have been sending us to the middle east to fight.
No, I just want to have Poland.  Maybe even half of it would be okay.  I just REALLY want to conquer Poland.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2013, 05:55 am »
Im already in it lol. "do you get poland?" are you asking if I will go to poland? Uh probably not. I am in the army national guard, our job is not the same as the regular army. Though lately we have been doing the regular army's job for the past few years. Technically we are guards of the state we live in and protect the state but lately they have been sending us to the middle east to fight.
If you go ,  bring me back a t-shirt.



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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2013, 05:58 am »
No, I just want to have Poland.  Maybe even half of it would be okay.  I just REALLY want to conquer Poland.
LOL why?
If you go ,  bring me back a t-shirt.
Bring you a t-shirt from the middle east? sure, I hear things are cheap there. I actually might be deployed in December or Jan.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2013, 06:01 am »
LOL why?Bring you a t-shirt from the middle east? sure, I hear things are cheap there. I actually might be deployed in December or Jan.
Okay.
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2013, 06:04 am »
i r polish n i fin dis very ofensiv
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Re: Everytime I go to one of Cortez's threads...
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2013, 06:06 am »
i r polish n i fin dis very ofensiv
Polish speak Polish in Poland, not txt :)



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