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Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« on: June 17, 2013, 01:43 am »
"Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her."

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 01:48 am »
"Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time."
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 02:45 am »
Old.

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 02:48 am »
Yo mama so old, when I took her to see Jurassic Park, she had flashbacks.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 03:21 am »
Yo Mama is so fat, she sweats Nutella.

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 03:28 am »
"Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her."
Considering Dora's ability at exploring, that could mean anything.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 03:32 am »
Yo mama is so dumb...



























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These jokes are stupid. You're all so dumb...
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2013, 03:34 am »
I don't really get these jokes. Even Chuck Norris jokes are funnier.
 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2013, 08:16 am »
Yo mama is so old, she might die soon.

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 08:17 am »
lmao hilarious

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 08:33 am »
Lol, shout box jokes.

 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 12:53 pm »
Yo mama's so fat,she will get her butt stuck in the grand canyon!!
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 12:54 pm »
Did you know that elephants can make the skin on their back ripple to crush bugs?

Yo mama's so fat that she can do that too.
 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2013, 12:54 pm »
I thought it had something to do with Algebra or something. xD
 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2013, 12:55 pm »
Yo mamma's so fat, when god asked for light, she had to move out the way.

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2013, 12:56 pm »
YO mama, is like a brick.

She's dirty, flat on both sides, and always gettin laid by mexicans. xD
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2013, 01:03 pm »
Yo mama's so poor she gotta use coupons at a dollar store
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2013, 01:05 pm »
Yo mama is so fat even chuck norris can't lift her!!
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2013, 01:07 pm »
yo mama so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine
 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2013, 01:07 pm »
Alot of these aren't even funny in my proportions. It takes ALOT to get me laughing.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2013, 01:08 pm »
Yo mama is so fat even chuck norris can't lift her!!

Muscle is heavier than fat.

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2013, 01:10 pm »
Your mama is so fat, last Christmas I took a picture of her and it's still printing.


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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2013, 01:10 pm »
Muscle is heavier than fat.
Doesn't matter. If Chuck doesn't have enough muscle to list her, the weight of his muscle has as much relevance as protozoic waste.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2013, 01:13 pm »
Yo mama's so stupid she considers Kittysocks an intellectual being.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2013, 01:14 pm »
Yo mama's so stupid she considers Kittysocks an intellectual being.
That's cold. Colder than your frigid heart.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2013, 01:16 pm »
My heart is approximately 98.6 degrees in order to maintain homeostasis.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2013, 01:16 pm »
My heart is approximately 98.6 degrees in order to maintain homeostasis.
Physically, but not spiritually.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2013, 01:20 pm »
Lol


 

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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2013, 01:22 pm »
Actually, my anahata is quite clouded, but I wouldn't consider it cold, just filled with the gunk from life.
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Re: Funniest Yo Mama joke I've ever heard.
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2013, 01:27 pm »
Actually, my anahata is quite clouded, but I wouldn't consider it cold, just filled with the gunk from life.
No wonder you can't work properly.
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