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My dog stepped on my throat
« on: June 16, 2013, 11:18 pm »
It hurt and I couldn't breathe.
 

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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2013, 11:19 pm »
ba-dum-tss
 

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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2013, 11:19 pm »
My dog stepped on my balls.

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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2013, 11:20 pm »
A dog I used to have once knocked me over and stepped on my forhead... then he stepped on my eye...

Well, I hope you're okay.

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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2013, 11:22 pm »
I've never liked dogs that much because of my cynophobia when I was six. I'm over it now, but I'm still a bit shy to any large breeds.
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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2013, 11:23 pm »
Dork.
 

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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2013, 11:30 pm »
Inane.
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Re: My dog stepped on my throat
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2013, 11:31 pm »
On the second to last day of school, we had field day where we played a bunch of random games outside. We were playing red rover when my friend clotheslined me, and for 5 second I couldn't breath and I could barely swallow for 3 minutes. xD