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How to make a SyFy movie:
« on: June 13, 2013, 10:16 am »
- Use Microsoft Paint as CGI
- Have a plethora sexy girls in bikinis get butchered by the monster
- Develop a cut-rate romance
- Use pocket money as a budget
 

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Re: How to make a SyFy movie:
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 10:18 am »
You forgot about the dumb arse characters that nobody even cares about.