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I think my cat's trying to eat me
« on: June 13, 2013, 02:59 am »
lololo silly kitty, you can't eat my shirt.
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 03:02 am »
Siwwy wabbit, trix r fer kids.
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2013, 03:06 am »
You never know, Shad... :3
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2013, 03:54 pm »
A cat?
If it were a dog I would understand, but a cat?
Did you eat tuna messily or what?


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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2013, 07:33 pm »
I think she can smell the kittens that I petted at my Aunts house
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2013, 07:39 pm »
wait so your cat wants to eat some kittens
mother of god, this is terrible!
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2013, 07:49 pm »
Aw silleh kitteh likes the taste of shirts. :3
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2013, 07:51 pm »
Your cat likes polyethylene too?? I thought I was the only one!
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2013, 07:52 pm »
Thats only the first step
 Soon it will eat your computer
Then your finger
Then your head


 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2013, 07:57 pm »
wait so your cat wants to eat some kittens
mother of god, this is terrible!
I guess so D:
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2013, 07:59 pm »
I guess so D:
you has a Hannibal kitty ;3;
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2013, 08:01 pm »
you has a Hannibal kitty ;3;
On the plus side it's cat, it can't really do much lololo

I was basically laughing as it tried to eat me
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2013, 08:02 pm »
On the plus side it's cat, it can't really do much lololo

I was basically laughing as it tried to eat me
butbut
it's all part of it's plan
your cat is part of the kitty army that will take over the world
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2013, 08:04 pm »
butbut
it's all part of it's plan
your cat is part of the kitty army that will take over the world
Lololo, I've taken down the door army before, I could crush this rebellion 
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2013, 08:08 pm »
Lololo, I've taken down the door army before, I could crush this rebellion
but doors stand still for the most part.
Cats are animals, craft ones at that.
Squadlaha, i don't think you could crush them as easily as you think
 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2013, 08:09 pm »
Considering my cat is trying to eat me and can't I beg to differ
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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2013, 08:21 pm »
That cat.. is the cat version of godzilla.



 

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Re: I think my cat's trying to eat me
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2013, 08:23 pm »
Just put tuna all over spine. It will have to think for a while. (Until the cat figures out that rolling over will remove the tuna.)
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