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[Denied] Angry Review #1 - Checkers by Mat7772
« on: June 12, 2013, 08:11 pm »
How is it going fellows? My name is Gerald123 and welcome to the Angry Review Number 1 - Checkers by Mat7772. I really, really wanted to play a long game made by Matty and I found this, new and fresh puzzle platform game on her profile. Man, it was 5 AM when I just started to play, I was completely asleep but after 2 hours I beat the game.

I just ignored the comments, whatever they was, bad or good. I was meant to beat it. I was saying : "I am the King of Gamers, a biblical beast, as Splatter said". I was hoping that I will get to the end very shortly...

HUGE disappointment. I repeat it and I will repeat it again, do not start your experience with this kind of games. I changed my mind when I tried to get further than the FIRST puzzle. Then, I said: "I am not the King of Gamers, I am a peace of that thing you do it on the bathroom." Anyway, let's get to the game before you will smell me. Checkers is a well-made puzzle platform game created by the hands of Matty. My first impression of this game was very good. My second, uhh, never mind. There is always one specific way to keep moving on this game, even you think there are more. You keep going around through hundred of puzzles just to find some keys to accomplish your goal by collecting the tiny crystal.


You will start to think, why I am so angry with this game? Relax man. NOOO. I can't relax because I am going to talk about the traps. If you do something wrong with the puzzles, you can call it a trap. Matty used the traps objects, but not in use for traps. Matty focused more into the puzzles and how to solve them. Refresh button might help you if you have Google Chrome. So, as you see, there are a few traps, maybeee no traps in this game.


I really didn't face too much action parts. I don't like action, I want creativity, I want something cool like Tookewl. :) Anyway, the action parts was really well-made and made me feel like I am playing Jetpack Joyride, flying with your jetpack on your back, avoiding tiles like Spider Man.


Meanwhile, the awesome repetitive scenery follows you until you get out of the building. Maybe repetitive, but fits with the game. Nice job mate, you just earned a point with this scenery.


Some of you guys may ask me: "Hey, tell us about the placement." Okay, I know a lot about this guys because I have experience on this one. Many of the puzzles require good placement for successful puzzles, which mean that every single puzzle, every single placement was at the right places, at the right time because all of them worked.


Hey, are you tired of this, because I am. Let's get to the final results.


Pros:

Thumbnail: It is not actually very good, but it makes people interested to click on it.

Puzzles: Nicely done, not repetitive and kind of new.

Action: Yeah, I liked the Jetpack part. Haha, something I like it here.

Placement: I had to say perfect. Puzzles never work without a good placement.

Cons:

Traps: Sorry but no traps here on this game, maybe I didn't face them.

Scenery: It was repetitive, not the worst but not the best either.


Final ratings guys:

Gameplay: 5/5

Difficulty: 4.5/5

Action: 3.5/5

Puzzles: 5/5

Traps: 0.5/5

Scenery: 2/5

Placement: 5/5

Creativity: 5/5

Overall rating: A bonus from me, I will give it a 4 from 5.


Feature-worthy?

Look at my first comment in this game: "It is going to get featured. One of my favorite platform games. The problem is that I am not able to beat it :/" I knew it before I beat it and it got featured. I was very sure for it.

I see you guys, in the next Angry Review. Until then, bye bye!!!
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Re: Angry Review #1 - Checkers by Mat7772
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 08:12 pm »
This was my best one I can do. I hope you guys enjoyed this reading.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2013, 08:16 pm »
Eh..
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2013, 08:22 pm »
Eh..
What? I want to know your impressions because no one ever made an angry review.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2013, 08:26 pm »
Didn't see any grammatical errors, but I could see you were trying to make the review a little creative by putting in a few "jokes". I kind of disliked it and felt like it didn't need to be there. And I got confused when I saw this: "So, as you see, there are a few traps, maybeee no traps in this game so I must say I am getting better with my nerves." I know you were trying to type something related to being angry/nerves/etc. but this just made no sense. Pretty good though, and I wish you the best of luck!
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Re: [Application] Angry Review #1 - Checkers by Mat7772
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 08:30 pm »
good luck bro.





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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2013, 05:01 am »
Didn't see any grammatical errors, but I could see you were trying to make the review a little creative by putting in a few "jokes". I kind of disliked it and felt like it didn't need to be there. And I got confused when I saw this: "So, as you see, there are a few traps, maybeee no traps in this game so I must say I am getting better with my nerves." I know you were trying to type something related to being angry/nerves/etc. but this just made no sense. Pretty good though, and I wish you the best of luck!
Well, you're right. Thanks.
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2013, 01:40 pm »
I'm not a recruiter but I wish you luck! Also, I noticed that you say " whatever they was" on the second paragraph I think that could be replaced because it doesn't sound right grammatically   8)


 

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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2013, 04:49 pm »
Ok. Thanks.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2013, 10:32 pm »
Your welcome.


 

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Re: [Application] Angry Review #1 - Checkers by Mat7772
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2013, 04:02 am »
You can do better. ;)

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2013, 09:11 am »
You can do better. ;)

Good luck btw
Yeah, it was a short review, because it was night when I wrote it.

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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 03:32 am »
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2013, 12:35 am »
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Re: [Application] Angry Review #1 - Checkers by Mat7772
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2013, 12:58 am »
Denied.  There was a handful of spelling errors and some grammar errors.  The sentence structure was off, and your humor wasn't engaging. 
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