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Roses are Red,
« on: June 09, 2013, 06:18 pm »
Violets are blue,
Lets kiss,
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 06:22 pm »
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I su'ck at poetry,
get in my car.
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 06:23 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
HOLY splode MY YARD'S ON FIRE
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 06:24 pm »
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I am a dog.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 06:24 pm »
Rose are red
Violets are blue
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2013, 06:25 pm »
Roses are read
Violets are blew
I has prefect grammer
Wat about yew?
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2013, 06:26 pm »
Roses are red
violets are blue
wait, aren't violets violet?
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2013, 06:27 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's get one thing straight
VIOLETS ARE NOT splodeING BLUE
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2013, 06:27 pm »
Roses are blue
Violets are red
I dont give a splode
Poetry sucks
Go away.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2013, 06:28 pm »
Roses are rainbows
Violets are too.
Holy splode I'm on drugs
I dunno who are you.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2013, 06:29 pm »
Roses are blue
violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 06:30 pm »
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I gotta go wipe my anus
Because its full of poo
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2013, 06:30 pm »
Roses are black
Violets are black
I cannot see
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2013, 06:37 pm »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Holy snap i`m a dragon,
And I eat you.


 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2013, 06:37 pm »
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I am a dog.
Actually, dogs see blue and green.
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2013, 06:39 pm »
I am NOT a freaking, rose!!!

Why does everyone  keep saying that?!
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2013, 06:40 pm »
Roses are Black
Violets are while
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2013, 06:40 pm »
Actually, dogs see blue and green.
actually blues and yellows, not green c:
violets are still purple though.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2013, 06:45 pm »
Roses are read
Violets are blew
I has prefect grammer
Wat about yew?

You do have good grammar, just bad spelling.


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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2013, 06:46 pm »
You do have good grammar, just bad spelling.
"I has" isn't perfect grammar.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2013, 06:47 pm »
Roses are dead
Violets are dead
I'm a bad gardener
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2013, 12:38 am »
Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2013, 12:41 am »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just played
A joke on you.
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2013, 12:41 am »
Roses are Red

 Violets are Blue

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2013, 12:50 am »
just waiting for spida to come and take this too seroiusly
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2013, 01:04 am »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most of these rhyme
But this one doesn't
 

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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2013, 12:04 pm »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo,
Don't you worry,
I'll be there too,
Not in a cage,
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2013, 12:07 pm »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Every day
I keep eating glue
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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2013, 12:08 pm »
Roses are Red

 Violets are Blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you


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Re: Roses are Red,
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2013, 12:10 pm »
Roses are Red?
Violets are Blue?
Violets are most certainly not Thebluefire
and roses are most certainly not Red.
Unless.... THEY ARE!