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THE RHYME THREAD
« on: May 31, 2013, 12:47 pm »
Look, as the title said, its time to get out of bed, and maybe make a rhyme or two. If you're feeling lazy, or a little bit hazy you should probably go watch some doctor who. Rhyme about this, rhyme about that. You can even rhyme about that guy down the street, Y'know, Mr Prat.

You can have a fight if you're the argumentative type or just explain you're day. I think I should finish here before I can't think of what to say!
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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 12:55 pm »
As I look on general and for some reason go mental to see my thread down below. As this will not die, I'll throw it to the sky and up to the top yes you go!!
 

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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 12:59 pm »
You're a poet and you don't even know it!
 

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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 01:06 pm »
You're a poet and you don't even know it!
"Oh the irony!" they cry, the voices in my mind as I read out you flattering post, out of all the people who've posted here I think I might like you the most!

 

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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2013, 02:17 pm »
Noticing my mistake in the title I've gone and done a little recital. Fixed my mistakes, eaten my stakes now that we are at the final!
 

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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 02:19 pm »
Noticing my mistake in the title I've gone and done a little recital. Fixed my mistakes, eaten my stakes now that we are at the final!
Stakes with a e I hope or it would get messy
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 02:19 pm »
Roses are red violets are blue how do you rhyme
Go to Heaven for the climate,
Go to Hell for the company.

Some pretty legit games
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2013, 02:27 pm »
Roses are red violets are blue how do you rhyme
Well I'm not the best at guiding, not am I at deciding. Just put it this way if you really want to say, things in a manner of ryhiming: Well there's a man called Yhatzee, he makes videos but he's not paparazzi. No not on Red tube, just search him on youtube and find is Vocabulary artsy, Watch his review on wolfentstein. He's rhyming there quite a lot this time. Thats where I was inspired and where he was hired thus why you're reading this sign.
 

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Re: THE RYME THREAD
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2013, 03:32 pm »
Stakes with a e I hope or it would get messy
I'm afraid I don't understand, what you have posted is bland, I'm truly not stupid I'm only cupid so.......umm....yeah.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2013, 03:49 pm »
I know I get them siked when I rhyme but I can't describe the vibe that I send off every time, I think its in my blood bruv cos I got the man dem in line staring at me like I commited a crime, I think that its a shame that no-one understands the game that I play to get a brief break out of this nanny state. I got dem fat ugly dinner ladies looking through my lunch box stealing all my food like some half starved urban fox.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2013, 03:58 pm »
I know I get them siked when I rhyme but I can't describe the vibe that I send off every time, I think its in my blood bruv cos I got the man dem in line staring at me like I commited a crime, I think that its a shame that no-one understands the game that I play to get a brief break out of this nanny state. I got dem fat ugly dinner ladies looking through my lunch box stealing all my food like some half starved urban fox.
I forgot to explain this isn't rap, and no offence but yours was crap, I'm simply speaking a rhyme, not committing a crime. I don't talk about ho's or guns, or shooting Ho's with guns, just normal rhyming okay son?
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2013, 04:13 pm »
I can only explain my feelings in rap,
To express it out,
So, come, sit on my lap
It's a happy story, but that's just what I thought.

The days feel the same,
My feel isn't what I feel it's confusin'
It's a splodeed up game
But you gotta keep up movin'
For a new day son
Soon, the depression will be gone!

Well screw it its all lies,
A sad life is sad
No feelings, the smell of dies
Many of them, we'll crap I'm mad
Life is boring, commit suicide
splode no, I still wanna live
But not like this, I need a new guide
To guide me to a new life
With kids, new house and a wife?

Like this is hard
Livin' on the street with no yard
It's screwed up, crud it's messed up
The devil, he got dressed up
To an uniform to destroy happiness
And bring splodety sadness?!
Like I said before,
New life, new gate new door,
Some kids, to be splodeing fun
An exciting time, no walk just run
But how do I do that?
In a time like this, it's flippin' sad.

We can all wish
Fairy tales exist
Maybe caught a gold fish
But it's not real, it's a thing I cannot resist
To forget.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2013, 04:43 pm »
Okay fine I don't mind you rapping, but don't try to read as quick as a monkey crapping. Don't ask me where that came from, just please talk about things that are true son!
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2013, 04:51 pm »
Bing bang bong, she has a nice thong
I'm not wrong, to wanna bang like a gong

And my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 04:58 pm by treyt »
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2013, 04:56 pm »
Bing bang bong, she has a nice thing
I'm not wrong, to wanna bang like a gong

And my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
I don't even know what to say.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2013, 04:58 pm »
I don't even know what to say.
The art of literary shock.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2013, 05:10 pm »
Bing bang bong
Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane
Going freakin insane, got a rabbit under my snapback
I'm doin magic tricks. Middle finger pointed at people who can't handle it.
I'm rhymin like the Man, do not ask me why.
Keep the door closed I'm trying to get Shang-high. Can't spell monestary
But I can spell monetary. And plus because I'm black that means I like to rhyme.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 05:13 pm by treyt »
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2013, 05:13 pm »
i have 100mil
in 1 dollar bills
poppin 20 pills
splode we trill
my irl pic no h8 plz
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2013, 05:20 pm »
I sell celery to middle school kids, and I tell em' it's weed
Soon as I come around, watch them stampede
Tricks under my sleeve, but never in my bed
Just like I got one on my shoulders, but I'm steady gettin' h**d
Inappropiate
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2013, 05:25 pm »
Bing bang bong, she has a nice thong
I'm not wrong, to wanna bang like a gong

And my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Trust Peanut to like this post...
 

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2013, 05:28 pm »
i have 100mil
in 1 dollar bills
poppin 20 pills
splode we trill
Dope skills P.
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2013, 05:33 pm »
So I make a thread for rhymes in the old fashion way, instead what I get is a rappers teeth decay. I don't mind if its true or if its about you but if you are a pimp I'm afraid I might sue.
 

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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2013, 05:35 pm »
Yo, Marve, Imma let you finish, but don't come at me like that bro.
 

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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2013, 05:37 pm »
swag
jag
bag
rag
my irl pic no h8 plz
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2013, 05:40 pm »
I mean no offence whatsoever, but please make your vocabulary a bit more clever.
 

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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2013, 05:42 pm »
I mean no offence whatsoever, but please make your vocabulary a bit more clever.
Yo I'm ready for the sho, he come the po po
Yo, woah, there goes an Eskimo. I think I'll call him Joe
Row.
Your.
Boat.
 

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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2013, 05:46 pm »
Yo I'm ready for the sho, he come the po po
Yo, woah, there goes an Eskimo. I think I'll call him Joe
Row.
Your.
Boat.
I mean there better be no price to be paying, but can I please ask WHAT THE splode ARE YOU SAYING!?
 

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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2013, 05:54 pm »
I mean there better be no price to be paying, but can I please ask WHAT THE splode ARE YOU SAYING!?
Yo, a brown jeep, but I decide to paint it purple
Your girl looks like a nurple, may-be even Steve Urkel
Spraying shells like a turtle, have you dead by curfew
Yo daddy's Moaning Murtle, I squeezed that trigger like a girdle
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2013, 05:58 pm »
It is quite hard to rhyme, I'd do it myself but I haven't the time. Maybe I should leave this thread, and instead I should go to bed. However I am still a mortar, I just want to drink some water. Sploder is to epic to hate, immature members, only about 8. Anyway I have to go, my internet is too slow.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 06:00 pm by benno98 »

Please play my new game:http://www.sploder.com/games/members/benno98/play/the-grand-adventures/
 

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Re: THE RHYME THREAD
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2013, 05:59 pm »
Yo, a brown jeep, but I decide to paint it purple
Your girl looks like a nurple, may-be even Steve Urkel
Spraying shells like a turtle, have you dead by curfew
Yo daddy's Moaning Murtle, I squeezed that trigger like a girdle
If I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be mine, I don't own her she's not a ho and she has her own life, if you like painting things purple go and play your saints row, you can do whatever you want with your favourite coloured dildo!