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Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« on: May 30, 2013, 12:17 pm »
My name's Jeff. Jeff Blake.
Alright, I'm 16 years old, and I'm a good guitarist.
I'm also a chocolate bar, not a human, as you can see.

Here's me.



I like the letter 'W'.
Here's my wife.



See what I mean? I'm no woman.

My wife's still in pregnancy and she's getting a baby in four months. So yeah, I'm a freeman.

Out.
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Re: Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 12:18 pm »
 

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Re: Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 12:20 pm »
You're weird.
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Re: Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 12:20 pm »
>16 years old
>has a wife
>is a chocolate bar yet can play the guitar and reproduce with humans.
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Re: Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 12:22 pm »
 

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 12:24 pm »
According to Google you're a Spanish male model, and your wife is 31 years old and Brazilian. :L
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 12:25 pm »
I work out. I'm a pacifist.
 

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 12:26 pm »
I work out. I'm a pacifist.

Wtf are you and where did you come from??
 

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 12:26 pm »
Uh.. That's complicated.
Please leave a message after the beep.

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 12:27 pm »
Sure your a 16 year old with a wife which is having a baby but I know who you are stop lying about stuff.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 12:27 pm »
Uh.. That's complicated.
Please leave a message after the beep.

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wut
 

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 12:28 pm »
Cool story bro
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 12:30 pm »
You need to lie down for a while. A long while.
 

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 12:30 pm »
Have you guys seen mah house

 

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 12:31 pm »
So, yeah. Your um, ""jokes"" Really aren't funny, and you're just annoying people with your stupidity.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2013, 12:31 pm »
Have you guys seen mah house



Is that where you got pregnant?
 

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2013, 12:31 pm »
Also you're still spamming pics, which you'll get banned for.
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2013, 12:32 pm »
I work out. I'm a pacifist.

LOL gotta give it to ya
 

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Re: Anyway, I hate to break it to you. Here's my story.
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2013, 12:32 pm »
LOL, WIFE? ON SPLODER? DUDE WHO DF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING?
Nani?
 

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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2013, 12:32 pm »
@xsploder

No, but it's where I got my wife!
 

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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2013, 12:32 pm »
Hey, I made you a drink.
Ignore that white powder and the odd smell, it isn't poisoned.
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2013, 12:33 pm »
Have you ever been to an asylum?
 

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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2013, 12:33 pm »
I had a splode in Greece but those were tough times. My hand was entirely made of grease..
 

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2013, 12:34 pm »
Yeah, I live in a castle in the sky.
 

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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2013, 12:34 pm »
I had a splode in Greece but those were tough times. My hand was entirely made of grease..

Uhh I wouldn't call that 'grease'..
 

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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2013, 12:35 pm »
Don't lie to me son, I had my breakfast.

@ju

No thanks,I'm a vegetarian.
 

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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2013, 12:35 pm »
Yeah, sounds like you've been having cocaine for breakfast..
 

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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2013, 12:36 pm »
Don't lie to me son, I had my breakfast.

@ju

No thanks,I'm a vegetarian.
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2013, 12:38 pm »
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DRINKS DON'T HAVE MEAT IN THEM, YOU MORON!
IT IS MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF FRUIT JUICE AND VEGETABLE EXTRACTS!

 

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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2013, 12:39 pm »
img that doesn't relate to what I said at all therefore proving that choc is an idiot with a fetish for spongebob
I don't use claws in my drinks.
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