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I don't rape a sandwich before I eat it.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2013, 04:27 am »
Heard it before... Somehow...
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2013, 04:27 am »
inb4 butthurt party
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 04:28 am »
Heard it before... Somehow...
It originally goes "I don't splode a sandwich before I eat it."

but the censor would ruin the joke.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 04:28 am »
It originally goes "I don't splode a sandwich before I eat it."

but the censor would ruin the joke.
Splode's ruin everything now of days.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 04:30 am »
Splode's ruin everything now of days.
splode splodes
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 04:34 am »
I have a joke. Wanna hear it?
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 04:34 am »
I have a joke. Wanna hear it?
Sure.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 04:36 am »
Sure.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 04:40 am »
So, a Scotsman walks into a bar, sits down, orders a shot of whiskey, and he says to the bartender, "Ya see that fence back there? Aye, built it meself, and lots more like 'em. But do they call me Angus the Fencebuilder? NO!" He gulps his whiskey down, orders another and says, "Ya see that pier out yonder in the loch? Aye, build 'em all the time, even swim out into the loch to lay the foundation. But do they call me Angus the Piermaker? NO!" He looks solemnly into his drink, and says, "Aye, but you splode one sheep...."
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 04:45 am »
So, a Scotsman walks into a bar, sits down, orders a shot of whiskey, and he says to the bartender, "Ya see that fence back there? Aye, built it meself, and lots more like 'em. But do they call me Angus the Fencebuilder? NO!" He gulps his whiskey down, orders another and says, "Ya see that pier out yonder in the loch? Aye, build 'em all the time, even swim out into the loch to lay the foundation. But do they call me Angus the Piermaker? NO!" He looks solemnly into his drink, and says, "Aye, but you splode one sheep...."
LOL that makes me feel bad for that sheep joke I said in eth's birthday thread..
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 04:45 am »
I'm a sandwich and find this joke offensive
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 04:46 am »
I'm a sandwich and find this joke offensive

*grabs sandwich* This is some weird looking mayonnaise....
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2013, 04:46 am »
I'm a sandwich and find this joke offensive
I'm offensive and I find this joke very white
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2013, 04:48 am »
LOL that makes me feel bad for that sheep joke I said in eth's birthday thread..

Might not wanna check that thread then.
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Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2013, 05:39 am »
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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