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I discovered how God is manipulative
« on: May 26, 2013, 02:00 pm »
He wants us to use up our lives to WORSHIP HIM. #powerhungry

And he wants us to be LIKE HIM. #arrogance
« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 02:11 pm by kittysocks »
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2013, 02:01 pm »
In other words:

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2013, 02:04 pm »
In other words:

A kittysocks wannabe.
WRONG. I may be arrogant. But who the hell said I was powerhungry? I'm an anarchist!
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2013, 02:08 pm »
He doesn't MAKE you do anything.
 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2013, 02:10 pm »
He doesn't MAKE you do anything.
True. He WANTS you to.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2013, 02:19 pm »
Who said God wants you to spend every second of your life worshipping him? Yes, he wants praise, but he doesn't demand you spend your entire life only focusing on him. He just wants you to do the right thing. And by being like him, he means being good; It's not based on personality, it's based on morals.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2013, 02:23 pm »
I'm atheist, so screw God
 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2013, 02:30 pm »
Who said God wants you to spend every second of your life worshipping him? Yes, he wants praise, but he doesn't demand you spend your entire life only focusing on him. He just wants you to do the right thing. And by being like him, he means being good; It's not based on personality, it's based on morals.
That's what he wants you to think.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2013, 02:32 pm »
That's what he wants you to think.
That's what Kittysocks wants you to think. I would rather believe god, rather than a guy sitting in front of a computer complaining about him.


 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2013, 02:36 pm »
In other words:

A kittysocks wannabe.

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 02:37 pm »
That's what Kittysocks wants you to think. I would rather believe god, rather than a guy sitting in front of a computer complaining about him.
You obviously don't know what complaining means. And I would actually worship a god like that.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 02:38 pm »
And actually God didn't say anything all he did was give his words to people.  The people wrote them down and whoever reads it can perceive how they feel.  So basically you choose to worship him ever second or you can do it via schedule.  You can make anything out of anything.
 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2013, 02:38 pm »
You think I'm arrogant? You guys are prejudice!
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2013, 02:39 pm »
as iamracisttoliamnight said i don't think he is making us worship him and also
as i or some other people worship you earn something in return;
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+love

+understanding/rationalism

+power (lack of apathy)

but probably most importantly:

+faith for hard situations

imo im not a strict christian but if God was manipulative he wouldn't give us these great gifts and anyway, what harm does worship do anyway? haha i mean like i should be happy that i already have shelter and food so im cool
 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2013, 02:41 pm »
*lurks*
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2013, 11:19 pm »
Another ridiculous conspiracy theory?

I would type a long text about how wrong you are, but why bother? Nothing will change anyways. =P



 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2013, 11:21 pm »
Another ridiculous conspiracy theory?

I would type a long text about how wrong you are, but why bother? Nothing will change anyways. =P
I'm natural at making conspiracies. It's my nature, besides being a smartass and a wiseass.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2013, 11:21 pm »
Kid used to be christian like last month. lmao smh
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2013, 11:26 pm »
Kid used to be christian like last month. lmao smh
I still worship him. But I still believe whatever crazy conspiracy I think of.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2013, 11:28 pm »
I'm natural at making conspiracies. It's my nature, besides being a smartass and a wiseass.
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is?

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.



 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2013, 11:30 pm »
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is?

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.
And?
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2013, 11:31 pm »
I have a brilliant suggestion...

Instead of making conspiracies, why don't you just chill and accept stuff as it is?

Not everyone who's intelligent is a manipulator. Lol.
... That was about the most stupid and simple-minded thing I have ever heard... you should never sit down and take things as they are or you will never get anywhere or accomplish anything. Aids seems incurable, let's just sit back and do nothing because we don't know how to cure it.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2013, 11:33 pm »
... That was about the most stupid and simple-minded thing I have ever heard... you should never sit down and take things as they are or you will never get anywhere or accomplish anything. Aids seems incurable, let's just sit back and do nothing because we don't know how to cure it.
Calm down, I was only joking, hence the emoticon at the end.




 

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2013, 11:35 pm »
accept it

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2013, 10:01 am »
I still worship him. But I still believe whatever crazy conspiracy I think of.
Wait wait wait...

Is christian.

Would commit crimes without thinking about it.

Seems legit.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2013, 09:43 pm »
ain't no god existin'
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2013, 11:42 pm »
God exists. Durrhh

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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2013, 11:44 pm »
Which god?  I'm having trouble figuring out which god you theists worship right now.
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Re: I discovered how God is manipulative
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2013, 11:45 pm »
im not Atheist i believe in god