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Lol
Poke is so horny.
Nah, its just what I would do.
Except instead of raping her, I would torture her, and make a stew out of her flesh, and fry her skin, then put her organs in some cupcakes.
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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Nah, its just what I would do.
Except instead of raping her, I would torture her, and make a stew out of her flesh, and fry her skin, then put her organs in some cupcakes.
To the person you love?
Do you even love?


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To the person you love?
Do you even love?
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What is this thing you call "Love"?
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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What is this thing you call "Love"?
It's when you have the irresistible desire to splode someone.


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It's when you have the irresistible desire to splode someone.
No, that's weird rapist.
 

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Splode why won't she pick up -_-


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Damn
I am such a chicken. The girl I told decided to tell a girl that had a crush on me. And she was all up in my face saying "She doesn't like you! GIVE UP YOU NERD!", and I just couldn't do it. Damn.


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Damn
I am such a chicken. The girl I told decided to tell a girl that had a crush on me. And she was all up in my face saying "She doesn't like you! GIVE UP YOU NERD!", and I just couldn't do it. Damn.
You should go up to the splodey one, and just say:
You: Did anyone tell you how beautiful you are?
Girl: No *Blushes*
You: Well there’s a reason :p
 

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I asked her.
She called me an idiot.
I was pissed off.
I found out that that the girl that has a crush on me told her that I wanted to marry her.
Splode both of them for being idiotic enough to think I could propose in the tenth grade.


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Your school's weird...
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