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I suggest doing what our good o'l ancestors did! Knock her out with a club and enjoy yourself until she wakes up and and beats the crap out of you, that always helps! =D

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My suggestion?
Ask her out; if you get slapped round the face, slap her backside then run like you've got flowing lava behind you. =P
 

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I suggest doing what our good o'l ancestors did! Knock her out with a club and enjoy yourself until she wakes up and and beats the crap out of you, that always helps! =D

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Lol
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My suggestion?
Ask her out; if you get slapped round the face, slap her backside then run like you've got flowing lava behind you. =P
You know you've fallen when you dream about her... and you expect me to do that?


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You know you've fallen when you dream about her... and you expect me to do that?
Rofl.
I have no gf, even though I'm often crushed by girls when trying to get my coat after school...
 

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Lol
Poke beat you to that suggestion
Dang. Lol.

Though, mine did involve using a club, and the girl beating the crap out of you. xD



 

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Dang. Lol.

Though, mine did involve using a club, and the girl beating the crap out of you. xD
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Dang. Lol.

Though, mine did involve using a club, and the girl beating the crap out of you. xD
Lol


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Dang. Lol.

Though, mine did involve using a club, and the girl beating the crap out of you. xD
Yeah, mine was just raping her silly =P
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Fine, don't listen to me. If you like a girl and never tell her how you feel, you're going to regret it. Believe me, waiting until it's too late hurts worse than what you're feeling right now. Your post didn't clearly explain the situation, so I'm confused, but that's all I can tell you.
Agreed.

I asked a girl out recently untill i found out she had a bf. My experience was worse
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Yep, feels like me. I had a slight crush on this girl I have known for years and forgot about the crush on her, then my classmates teased me by saying. "You have a crush on _ _ _ _ _ _!", then I just had this massive crush on her... AGAIN.
 

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Omfg similar hoe problems. If the other guy isn't a friend though, you just ask her ass out. Don't hold back for no particular reason, because in the end they're probably just trying to urge you forward. You like her, you go for it.
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Honestly, it'll hurt if she does have a bf, but its worth a go.
 

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Just splode her already.
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I'mma ask her out on tuesday. I made a huge schematic on how it's all going to happen. I'm going to get her attention away from my best friend by spreading a rumor that he likes another girl. She doesn't have a bf, she has gf's(not a lesbian) but she doesn't have a bf.


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I'mma ask her out on tuesday. I made a huge schematic on how it's all going to happen. I'm going to get her attention away from my best friend by spreading a rumor that he likes another girl. She doesn't have a bf, she has gf's(not a lesbian) but she doesn't have a bf.
Good luck man ;)
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Good luck!
 

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That feeling you get, when you call someone, but their phone is switched off. Dang.


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That feeling you get, when you call someone, but their phone is switched off. Dang.
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Lol I called one of her best friends and told her to tell her that I loved the other one for me. I am such a chicken. But then again, it would make me asking here out less confusing.


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Lol I called one of her best friends and told her to tell her that I loved the other one for me. I am such a chicken. But then again, it would make me asking here out less confusing.
Lol xD
Now invite her to your house, chloroform her, lock her in the basement.
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Lol
Poke is so horny.


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