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Yeah, there’s this girl. I’ve known her since the 7th grade, but never really noticed her until a while ago. I used to like her in the 7th grade, but forgot about her ever since a new girl came to my school and I had a massive crush on her.  The girl I had a massive crush on now has a boyfriend.  And I told my best friend about my crush in the 7th grade.  And he apparently told her.  I thought “No biggie”.  Then some dude comes over and starts teasing me for liking the first girl.  I ask him “How do you know”, and he says that she told him.  I dunno, but to me it seemed like she was proud to say it.  Then some idiot 8th graders started taunting me that I liked her, and then I actually started liking her.  I’ve been harboring the feeling for months, but I felt pissed off, when another of my friends admitted liking her. Now I don’t know what to do. You know that kind of pain you feel when you’re away from someone you really like, I feel that most of the time.  Idk why I posted this here.  It just suckz the way I feel. . .


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You want a serious suggestion or a less serious suggestion?
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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You want a serious suggestion or a less serious suggestion?
Any...meh. I didn't really expect to really get help from here. I waste my time daily filling out "does she like you"quizes. So you can see how desperate I am.


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It's not relationship advice if you're not in a relation ship, there's nothing you can do about it except ask her out and hope for the best.
Go to Heaven for the climate,
Go to Hell for the company.

Some pretty legit games
 

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It's not relationship advice if you're not in a relation ship, there's nothing you can do about it except ask her out and hope for the best.
You are clearly not good at giving advice.


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My advice:
Invite her over to your house.
Knock her out.
Lock her in your basement.
Have your way with her.
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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My advice:
Invite her over to your house.
Knock her out.
Lock her in your basement.
Have your way with her.
She could sue me. Don't think I haven't thought of that before.
It's not sexual attraction btw


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My advice:
Invite her over to your house.
Knock her out.
Lock her in your basement.
Have your way with her.

And now for the not so serious advice.
 

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Fine, don't listen to me. If you like a girl and never tell her how you feel, you're going to regret it. Believe me, waiting until it's too late hurts worse than what you're feeling right now. Your post didn't clearly explain the situation, so I'm confused, but that's all I can tell you.
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She could sue me. Don't think I haven't thought of that before.
It's not sexual attraction btw
Not if she's trapped in your basement forever ;)
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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Not if she's trapped in your basement forever ;)
Then she would die of hunger.
Not that I wouldn't feed her, but do you think she would accept food from a stranger who raped her and then locked her in a basement for all eternity?
LOL


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Then she would die of hunger.
Not that I wouldn't feed her, but do you think she would accept food from a stranger who raped her and then locked her in a basement for all eternity?
LOL


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When did Poke mention rape?
 

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Go to Heaven for the climate,
Go to Hell for the company.

Some pretty legit games
 

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He wanted to sit down and play Monopoly with her.
 

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He wanted to sit down and play Monopoly with her.
Nah, I meant rape dat splode =P
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Screw having asking your parents, that's so like 2007. Now, we have the internet.


 

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He wanted to sit down and play Monopoly with her.
And she stole $10,000 from the bank while he was in the bathroom. It's payback time biatch.


 

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:O, I know exactly how you feel. The exact same happened with my ex. Just try and.....do stuff with her. You know. If you make her life she will instantly like you. But don't try too hard. Just try and be yourself. Maybe she'll like you.
 

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Nah, I meant rape dat splode =P
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Creep.


Jk, love you really (no homo).
 

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:O, I know exactly how you feel. The exact same happened with my ex. Just try and.....do stuff with her. You know. If you make her life she will instantly like you. But don't try too hard. Just try and be yourself. Maybe she'll like you.
Yeah, do that but if you get try too hard you will get friend-zoned.


 

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:O, I know exactly how you feel. The exact same happened with my ex. Just try and.....do stuff with her. You know. If you make her life she will instantly like you. But don't try too hard. Just try and be yourself. Maybe she'll like you.
Keep in mind she's sortof shy, she chats with friends a lot, and we're rivals for top in the class xD


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Yeah, do that but if you get try too hard you will get friend-zoned.
Or.... THE FACE
 

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Creep.


Jk, love you really (no homo).
=D
Some people call me weird or creepy.
I call myself a crazy psycho who would obliterate the planet for the hell of it
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Keep in mind she's sortof shy, she chats with friends a lot, and we're rivals for top in the class xD
Well talk to her. Maybe ask he why she's shy. You are might be the first one to ask and that might matter to her.
 

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=D
Some people call me weird or creepy.
I call myself a crazy psycho who would obliterate the planet for the hell of it

Ah, that's cool.

*Takes a step backwards*
 

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Ah, that's cool.

*Takes a step backwards*
Need proof?
Here is what I said to Alone:
I will hunt you down and beat you. Then, I will mercilessly torture your parents, and when they beg for mercy give it to them. For 2 seconds, and then start beating them to death. After that I will get a razor blade and start peeling the skin from your body, cut your eyes open with said razor blade, and then shove you in a vat of vinegar.
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That just proves poke is a psychomaniac who enjoys torturing people.


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Need proof?
Here is what I said to Alone:

*Slowly turns around and then runs as fast as I can*
 

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That just proves poke is a psychomaniac who enjoys torturing people.
True, but the fact that I looked up how to build an atom bomb however...
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*Slowly turns around and then runs as fast as I can*
Huggle attack!
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.