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My Experience with Girls
« on: May 17, 2013, 04:02 pm »
Lets get the obvious out of the way, girls are amazing. They aren't as funny, but are so much cuter in situations and really entertaining to be with.

Get ready for the bad...

Every girl I have ever started talking to. Whether I barely know her, know her kind of, or really know her, always starts talking dirty. Whether in person or texting, every single girl does this. Even girls with boyfriends. This is seriously why I don't want a relationship. I don't want my girlfriend talking to a guy like me the way every girl does.

Is this like a locational problem? Do you guys see this too? Seriously, every single girl I meet is like this. LITERALLY
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 04:05 pm »
This girl I like jokes around a bit. I tend to joke around a bit too but not when I'm in a relationship :P Only with that person, I wouldn't want to make them jealous or whatever.
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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 04:07 pm »
Lets get the obvious out of the way, girls are amazing. They aren't as funny, but are so much cuter in situations and really entertaining to be with.

Get ready for the bad...

Every girl I have ever started talking to. Whether I barely know her, know her kind of, or really know her, always starts talking dirty. Whether in person or texting, every single girl does this. Even girls with boyfriends. This is seriously why I don't want a relationship. I don't want my girlfriend talking to a guy like me the way every girl does.

Is this like a locational problem? Do you guys see this too? Seriously, every single girl I meet is like this. LITERALLY
A few are like that! but not most!
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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 04:08 pm »
Well, me and my GF make dirty jokes, but she doesn't act like that with her friends. lol She also doesn't have many guy friends
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 04:12 pm »
this doesnt count if you the girl is your girlfriend guys
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 04:13 pm »
this doesnt count if you the girl is your girlfriend guys
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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 04:14 pm »
I don't do that .3.
at least if i do it's no very often
so i'll just
be over here
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 04:17 pm »
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 04:18 pm »
I don't do that .3.
at least if i do it's no very often
so i'll just
be over here

so you like do it to good looking guys?
 

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2013, 04:21 pm »
so you like do it to good looking guys?
what? no
Most of the good looking guys at my school are splodeing jerks.
In the past i've joked around about something like that once or twice with my one guy friend. But that was like a year or two ago.
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 04:23 pm »
what? no
Most of the good looking guys at my school are splodeing jerks.
In the past i've joked around about something like that once or twice with my one guy friend. But that was like a year or two ago.

just letting you know, guys dont consider it joking around.
 

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2013, 04:25 pm »
just letting you know, guys dont consider it joking around.
well considering it started because he told a joke... .-.
and also it's not like he did anything.
we don't even take anymore anyways so eh, whatever
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 04:27 pm »
well considering it started because he told a joke... .-.
and also it's not like he did anything.
we don't even take anymore anyways so eh, whatever

lol it doesn't matter, once you start talking like that through messages, in person, or wherever, it is never going to be considered a joke to a guy. If it started from a joke, a guys just going to see it like you intentionally changed the topic dirty because you want him.
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 04:31 pm »
lol it doesn't matter, once you start talking like that through messages, in person, or wherever, it is never going to be considered a joke to a guy. If it started from a joke, a guys just going to see it like you intentionally changed the topic dirty because you want him.
.-. well then.
and the joke wasn't a normal joke, it was a dirty one. I was hanging out with him and a few other guys at the time, mainly because girls are catty as splode to hang around with. point is we all started telling jokes and it ended up getting somewhat dirty. In reality, it was one joke i told that was kinda dirty, though for the life of me i can't remember what it is. Prolly something my... "friend" who i sit by at lunch, taylor, told me.
 

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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 04:37 pm »
.-. well then.
and the joke wasn't a normal joke, it was a dirty one. I was hanging out with him and a few other guys at the time, mainly because girls are catty as splode to hang around with. point is we all started telling jokes and it ended up getting somewhat dirty. In reality, it was one joke i told that was kinda dirty, though for the life of me i can't remember what it is. Prolly something my... "friend" who i sit by at lunch, taylor, told me.

Okay. And you definitely don't fall into who I was describing. You seem nice and honest and we need more girls like you in my city
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2013, 04:37 pm »
I hate girls who only think about sex and stuff. I'm just not like that.
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 04:41 pm »
I hate girls who only think about sex and stuff. I'm just not like that.

i love it but it gets old. should be a good mix
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2013, 04:42 pm »
Okay. And you definitely don't fall into who I was describing. You seem nice and honest and we need more girls like you in my city
ohmai.
I know one other girl who isn't like the people you described.
everyone else around here is like the people you described.
It's kinda makes me saddened by humanity.
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 04:44 pm »
i love it but it gets old. should be a good mix
I don't mind kissing and stuff, but it can go too far.
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2013, 04:46 pm »
Quite the opposite. There's quite a few girls who are flirty and such, and definitely do more than put out on the first date, but a lot of them are actually semi-prude here. I think it's just the problem with your location, Florida got dem dirty gurlz

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2013, 04:56 pm »
I can kind of relate to that. Most girls are basicly like that. Though I hear things beyond dirty talk way too often. It makes me ashamed of how both girls and boys are over here.


 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2013, 05:40 pm »
Lets get the obvious out of the way, girls are amazing. They aren't as funny, but are so much cuter in situations and really entertaining to be with.

Get ready for the bad...

Every girl I have ever started talking to. Whether I barely know her, know her kind of, or really know her, always starts talking dirty. Whether in person or texting, every single girl does this. Even girls with boyfriends. This is seriously why I don't want a relationship. I don't want my girlfriend talking to a guy like me the way every girl does.

Is this like a locational problem? Do you guys see this too? Seriously, every single girl I meet is like this. LITERALLY
LMAO
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2013, 05:44 pm »
 

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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2013, 05:59 pm »
haha what?!
because your truth lol but splodes not even cool tho, doing that almost certainly increases your chances of being drugged and brutally raped and then the chick will wonder how this could happen to her. dont act like dress like a slut you wont be seen as that unfornuately all these hos out here wanna be hos lol
 

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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2013, 06:17 pm »
because your truth lol but splodes not even cool tho, doing that almost certainly increases your chances of being drugged and brutally raped and then the chick will wonder how this could happen to her. dont act like dress like a slut you wont be seen as that unfornuately all these hos out here wanna be hos lol

hos i swea
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2013, 06:27 pm »
hos i swea
your generation is horrible
 

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Re: My Experience with Girls
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2013, 06:43 pm »
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