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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2013, 03:47 pm »
Cheap raps guys (except bobblers and mack's).

I could beat you all, because I'm the best raper on Sploder. :P But just not now.
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2013, 03:49 pm »
LOL LMAO ROFL

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2013, 03:54 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQjDSlVyGiU?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/wQjDSlVyGiU?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>




 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2013, 03:56 pm »
Cheap raps guys (except bobblers and mack's).

I could beat you all, because I'm the best raper on Sploder. :P But just not now.
You're the best raper evaroneoneone
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2013, 03:58 pm »
Cheap raps guys (except bobblers and mack's).

I could beat you all, because I'm the best raper on Sploder. :P But just not now.

If Jimmy Saville had a sploder account, he'd whip your ass in. (See what I did thar? :3)

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2013, 04:02 pm »
Screw you guys, nobody asked you.
 


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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2013, 05:46 pm »
BUMPING FOR AJ

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2013, 07:03 pm »
I dont give a f---
I dont give a s---
I dont give any other word on the list
Jealousy
Imagining
Better Things
theyll never see
its like all I do is stick pennies in the slot
and in return it seems like I have happiness I bought
rain rain go away
is something that I never say
when I get some rain
I just go hop in play away
Umbrella for the fire
That comes above my head
Looking at the sky
even the sun wants me dead
Thats crazy thats crazy
almost cried like a baby
Then I thought about all the diapers I'd be paying.
I was like "Nope."
not happening
Sticking to the rapping.
She wants a reenactment.
I said before that action
do me a favor
You need to get to backin'
Backing backin up
Im backwards pickin up
Forwards recieving
that backwards towing truck
Hear my rap
Taste my rap
Feel my rap
Play it back
As long as you get my rap
Do what ever with my rap
When you doing greatness.
You know you plagiarized
let you with a warning
Its your only time
Rudeness
Coockiness
Narcissist
Confidence
Describe me how you will
Just don't forget I'm ill.
Your doctor won't
Your b---- won't
Your girl won't
You won't
Nobody will
Planting an image
Inside my d--- brain
When the tree of life grows
remember where it came.
Give me a chance
Give me the mic
Give me everything
and all that I would like.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2013, 07:15 pm »


EHEM.

The switchblade flies, call the gore majestic
The people know how the bloodshed goes
They call the death domestic
My heart is black, cold like ice, while my veins have all but froze
I'm betrothed, to the music, electrified and I fuse it while
My lyrics blaze through air like bullets and your skin tears off the bone
You're disaster prone!
And you didn't fall of the cliff, you were thrown
By the MASTER MACK!
AND HIS RAP ATTACKS!
Better choose a new elective cus macks gotchu and his one hit wonder seems to hit SUPER EFFECTIVE
Kill em, thrill em, and dazzle
The crowd goes wild while they stomp and trample
Over you, and your miserable existence
To get back up, you're gonna need assistance
From, Doctor M-A-C, how's your brain, can you still count to three?
I don't know, I should get a straight jacket
Because this rap is insane, and hunters can't even track it
Check the flow, moving smooth like rivers
Can you feel the sting in your liver?
Kick the bottle back, get ready for a wild ride
Too bad that's the wrong one, that's lyrical cyanide.


6
out of
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« Last Edit: May 17, 2013, 08:49 pm by tookewl »
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2013, 07:32 pm »
Motherf***** you can't rap sh**.
Bro, you don't stand a chance against me, might as well take a seat.
Trust me, you won't be able to take the heat!
If you do try and rap,
I'll be so bored, I'll just take a nap.
Sit down.
Oh, please, get rid of the clown like frown.
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2013, 07:38 pm »
Wow, even Lil' Wayne could do better Ryan...
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2013, 07:39 pm »
Check me out my name is Ryan Lewis
I'm the guy who kicked your ass and threw it.
Thrifts hop maybe I'll pop some tags.
While I watch you rap bout ur childhood rags
Gameshow Places

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2013, 07:40 pm »
In all seriousness,

Bro, just go take a seat
I'm not backin' down with my rappin' fleet
Me and my crew, we just so elite
We gonna fly in the sky and be pimps on the street.

Imma take yo' gurls, man.
Imma take yo' gurls, man.
Goin' to their house, y'all
And I'm not a pedo named Stan.

Walk in the bar like "Shut up, drunk hags."
"You're all the same as a bunch of dirty bags."
I may have started a fight but I don't give a s***
Gonna go get my bat and take a nasty hit.

Oh no, the cops
Beat 'em with mops.
Like I give a f***
Hit yo' with a truck.

Now I hope you learned yo' lesson
Never challenge Pink now do yo' fessin'
I'm not a nasty f*****
But my gramps was a trucker.


Never done this so this is probably bad lol.




 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2013, 07:47 pm »
Check me out my name is Ryan Lewis
I'm the guy who kicked your ass and threw it.
Thrifts hop maybe I'll pop some tags.
While I watch you rap bout ur childhood rags
Bro, you don't know how to freakin rap,
*Yawn* While you do it, I'll be havin' a nice nap.
Honestly, you're really crap.
Rap ain't about rhymin, it's about feeling.
At about this point, you should be kneeling.
You're right on da floor and I'm on the god damn ceiling.
You're a bit like a lumberjack...Maybe you should be Lumberjay.
Actually, forget it, it'd become really gay.
Now, you should have nothin to say.
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2013, 07:47 pm »

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2013, 07:52 pm »
.-.
Wha..
But I..
*pats Mack on the back*
Nvm, he thinks Lil' Wayne is good, he clearly has no clue about good rap.
Brush him off like an ant.
A fly.
Worthless...
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2013, 07:58 pm »
if only this was in the barracks, I'd so pawn all you noobs.



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2013, 08:48 pm »
.-.
Wha..
But I..
I hate when you rap like this lol IT WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES tho
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2013, 08:50 pm »
*pats Mack on the back*
Nvm, he thinks Lil' Wayne is good, he clearly has no clue about good rap.
Brush him off like an ant.
A fly.
Worthless...
LIL WAYNE FATHERED THE RAP OF TODAY
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2013, 09:02 pm »
I hate when you rap like this lol IT WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES tho

RAP LIKE WHAT?

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2013, 09:14 pm »
Is this rap or competitive poetry?
I know for a fact that this aint easy
But look at my rap
How it flows and aint in blocks
Now please step back while I rock your socks
I can see right here that most of you are learnin'
How to rap
*Space-bar tap*
But rap is more than just rhyming and turnin'
Maybe you should know
Before you go
That rappin' aint your style b---- please pedophile
Wow I never really thought I'd get this far
I know I can't rap but I'm better than you are
Bobbler is beast
Mack is too
And I'm just hitting keys
and you belong in the zoo
How far should I go until
you decide to leave
Keep calm and carry on
While you try to breathe
Let me rap
R, A, P,
not po-et-tree
Your mouth can't move faster than Windows XP
Your rap is s---
You got no swag
All your good at is being a f--
Now calm your t--s
Before you decide to leave
Go on YouTube and check out Epic Rap Battles of History
Skrillex vs Mozart
Obama vs Mitt
Don't get me started on the others but the point is your s---
Are you listenin'
Concentratin'
Cause I'm obliteratin'
The bulls--- that you call rap
Now that's it for me
Cause I've had enough
Now continue with life but remember you suck.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2013, 09:14 pm »
1.5 gigawatts pffft I'm at two.
I cut you in half your mama didnt cry to.
You nutjob, you phycho just go away proxy
You rap like you just took the arrow to the knee.
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2013, 09:18 pm »
RAP LIKE WHAT?
THE TALK LIKE, THE RAP IS BLAZING FLOW IS WILD LYRICAL  CYANIDE(nice tho) lol YOU HYPE  YOUR  RAP THE ENTIRE TIME BUT NEVER SHOW THE REASONS FOR IT
« Last Edit: May 17, 2013, 09:20 pm by tookewl »
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2013, 09:18 pm »
AND IT WASNT EVEN VIOLENT
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2013, 09:19 pm »
Is this rap or competitive poetry?
I know for a fact that this aint easy
But look at my rap
How it flows and aint in blocks
Now please step back while I rock your socks
I can see right here that most of you are learnin'
How to rap
*Space-bar tap*
But rap is more than just rhyming and turnin'
Maybe you should know
Before you go
That rappin' aint your style b---- please pedophile
Wow I never really thought I'd get this far
I know I can't rap but I'm better than you are
Bobbler is beast
Mack is too
And I'm just hitting keys
and you belong in the zoo
How far should I go until
you decide to leave
Keep calm and carry on
While you try to breathe
Let me rap
R, A, P,
not po-et-tree
Your mouth can't move faster than Windows XP
Your rap is s---
You got no swag
All your good at is being a f--
Now calm your t--s
Before you decide to leave
Go on YouTube and check out Epic Rap Battles of History
Skrillex vs Mozart
Obama vs Mitt
Don't get me started on the others but the point is your s---
Are you listenin'
Concentratin'
Cause I'm obliteratin'
The bulls--- that you call rap
Now that's it for me
Cause I've had enough
Now continue with life but remember you suck.
wtfffffffffffffffffff lol
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2013, 09:21 pm »
wtfffffffffffffffffff lol
haha ik
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2013, 09:23 pm »
Great scott your great! Not.
I spit it hot, generating 1.5 million gigawats,
you dont get another turn to debate,
time to face your permanent fate...

YOU SHALL BE TERMINATE



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You stole that from ERB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDj7gvc_dsA


 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2013, 09:24 pm »
AND IT WASNT EVEN VIOLENT

I'M SORRY I'VE LOST MY  MEAN TOUCH, I'M NOT A DEPRESSED 14 YEAR OLD ANYMORE LOL

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2013, 09:27 pm »
Looks like people came to town
Gonna kick yo' ass give you bruises that are brown
Man, I got a grey jacket
I'm everyone's winning choice on all the sports brackets.
I got a pink hair style
It's better than Kyle
Now carry on skipping with roses in a casket.

Ryan Lewis, eh?
Never heard that one before (I hate him.  Bleh)
You're gonna get pwnd
Like that guy over there that I owned
Now go away. Smh.

Looks like wittle Eth's getting mad!
You walked into my trap.  Looks like I'm gettin' glad
Go away, you b****
Before I throw you in a ditch
'Cause your rappin' is really bad.

Everyone look at me
As I pwn while smilin' with glee
You'll never get laid
If I give your rap a grade
I'd have to give a very low B.

Goin' home, I goin' home.
To a place I like to call Rome
Well, off I go
I put on a great show
Time for me to perform at the Megadome.