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Offline Ryan Lewis

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Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« on: May 17, 2013, 01:39 pm »
I'll start....


I'm the lord of the rings.
And the rap king.
You cant just take a piece from me.
Ya gotta steal it in the ring.
Because my mouth be spittin' out rhymes.
All you guys try to rap about is your splodes and knives
Because the graveyard is waiting for you.
Oh wait they already cut your ash splode in two.
Try to talk to me, my bodyguards the devil
we're through!
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 01:41 pm »
lol smh
"I'm the rap king"
used
"You just can't take a piece of me"
used
"because my mouth be spittin out rhymes"
used
"the graveyard is waiting for you"
used
"my bodyguards are the devil"
used

lololol
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 01:43 pm »
Okay, I've noticed in these raps that people like to bypass, so before you do... don't. I POW'd Peanut for that. I hate to be a killjoy, but yeah... you know lol

Continue =P
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 01:44 pm »
Okay, I've noticed in these raps that people like to bypass, so before you do... don't. I POW'd Peanut for that. I hate to be a killjoy, but yeah... you know lol

Continue =P
splode
splode
splode
splode
ooohhh
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 01:46 pm »
splode
splode
splode
splode
ooohhh
Rebel
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 01:47 pm »
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 01:50 pm »
me
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 01:51 pm »
plz jamy dun band me
ull bee band up 4evr haha mode obuse
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 01:52 pm »
ull bee band up 4evr haha mode obuse
you dont know how hard it is to be pregnant jamieoneplusone
me
all duh white boys be rappin in hur
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2013, 01:55 pm »
Idc abut ur unborn kid
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 01:56 pm »
Idc abut ur unborn kid
fine jamieoneminusone </3
:c
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2013, 01:58 pm »
fine jamieoneminusone </3
:c
Sorry =c Forever me lesa =((
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 02:02 pm »
ik the rules post a bad word how it is. Anyways bobbler just post here.


Even when I'm brb I'm at the top.
Just to tell rap is much more than friggin hip hop.
call me the king of the ring
pick up the slack rap isnt really ur thing.


I already made that mistake once.



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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 02:03 pm »
ik the rules post a bad word how it is. Anyways bobbler just post here.


Even when I'm brb I'm at the top.
Just to tell rap is much more than friggin hip hop.
call me the king of the ring
pick up the slack rap isnt really ur thing.


I already made that mistake once.
that didn't make any sense
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 02:04 pm »
that didn't make any sense
So's ur face hahaha sorry too mean
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2013, 02:06 pm »
So's ur face hahaha sorry too mean
dude my phone is your face and im going to throw it out the window. that's what i feel about u man if you were here id be throwing you out the window right now smh splode you splode your dog splode your cat and everybody im so pissed ima go die
I'm gonna piggy the splode out of your toes.
"I own you."



 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 02:07 pm »
You call yourself the king of rap?!
I'd like to try and see you clap
To a rhythm, a beat
Don't even try, you'll sound like a deadbeat

Totally improvised in about 50 seconds. xD
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2013, 02:08 pm »
dude my phone is your face and im going to throw it out the window. that's what i feel about u man if you were here id be throwing you out the window right now smh splode you splode your dog splode your cat and everybody im so pissed ima go die
Sorry, ill go commit
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 02:09 pm »
Sorry, ill go commit
i already threw you out the window
You call yourself the king of rap?!
I'd like to try and see you clap
To a rhythm, a beat
Don't even try, you'll sound like a deadbeat

Totally improvised in about 50 seconds. xD
l
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whitepeopleelolol
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2013, 02:10 pm »
Murdur
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2013, 02:11 pm »
You call yourself the king of rap?!
I'd like to try and see you clap
To a rhythm, a beat
Don't even try, you'll sound like a deadbeat

Totally improvised in about 50 seconds. xD


Deadbeat, reminds me of you.
Your improvised rap is full of splode too
A rhythm a beat.
Trust me bro, you can't take the heat
 
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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2013, 02:13 pm »
I really do hate you guys,
your raps are totally splode.
Make one more improvised rap,
and I will EXPLODE!

Notice the use of 'splode'? :P

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2013, 02:14 pm »

Deadbeat, reminds me of you.
Your improvised rap is full of splode too
A rhythm a beat.
Trust me bro, you can't take the heat
 

Dude, be kind
And you might find
That you have better luck
When you're stuck
And you can't get out
That's all, don't give me another blout
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2013, 02:37 pm »
I dont give a f---
I dont give a s---
I dont give any other word on the list
Jealousy
Imagining
Better Things
theyll never see
its like all I do is stick pennies in the slot
and in return it seems like I have happiness I bought
rain rain go away
is something that I never say
when I get some rain
I just go hop in play away
Umbrella for the fire
That comes above my head
Looking at the sky
even the sun wants me dead
Thats crazy thats crazy
almost cried like a baby
Then I thought about all the diapers I'd be paying.
I was like "Nope."
not happening
Sticking to the rapping.
She wants a reenactment.
I said before that action
do me a favor
You need to get to backin'
Backing backin up
Im backwards pickin up
Forwards recieving
that backwards towing truck
Hear my rap
Taste my rap
Feel my rap
Play it back
As long as you get my rap
Do what ever with my rap
When you doing greatness.
You know you plagiarized
let you with a warning
Its your only time
Rudeness
Coockiness
Narcissist
Confidence
Describe me how you will
Just don't forget I'm ill.
Your doctor won't
Your b---- won't
Your girl won't
You won't
Nobody will
Planting an image
Inside my d--- brain
When the tree of life grows
remember where it came.
Give me a chance
Give me the mic
Give me everything
and all that I would like.
 


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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2013, 02:55 pm »


EHEM.

The switchblade flies, call the gore majestic
The people know how the bloodshed goes
They call the death domestic
My heart is black, cold like ice, while my veins have all but froze
I'm betrothed, to the music, electrified and I fuse it while
My lyrics blaze through air like bullets and your skin tears off the bone
You're disaster prone!
And you didn't fall of the cliff, you were thrown
By the MASTER MACK!
AND HIS RAP ATTACKS!
Better choose a new elective cus macks gotchu and his one hit wonder seems to hit SUPER EFFECTIVE
Kill em, thrill em, and dazzle
The crowd goes wild while they stomp and trample
Over you, and your miserable existence
To get back up, you're gonna need assistance
From, Doctor M-A-C, how's your brain, can you still count to three?
I don't know, I should get a straight jacket
Because this rap is insane, and hunters can't even track it
Check the flow, moving smooth like rivers
Can you feel the sting in your liver?
Kick the bottle back, get ready for a wild ride
Too bad that's the wrong one, that's lyrical cyanide.


STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2013, 03:38 pm »
A casual bump.

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2013, 03:43 pm »
Cheap raps guys (except bobblers and mack's).

I could beat you all, because I'm the best raper on Sploder. :P But just not now.
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2013, 03:46 pm »
@Milking

... o.o
 

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Re: Who thinks they can take me on in the rap battle
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2013, 03:47 pm »
Raper?