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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1590 on: June 05, 2013, 05:48 am »
You see lots of bikes.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1591 on: June 05, 2013, 10:00 am »
*Asks to buy one*

They're $100 each.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1592 on: June 05, 2013, 12:14 pm »
*Stops partying*
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Imagine something witty.

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1593 on: June 05, 2013, 03:20 pm »
Splonster is the first result.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1594 on: June 05, 2013, 03:35 pm »
*Clicks on Splonster*
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1595 on: June 05, 2013, 03:45 pm »
You can find millions of hiring jobs here! Enter your search term into either the search bar called "Job Search" or "WTFSTUFF Search".
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1596 on: June 05, 2013, 04:15 pm »
*Search for: Restaurant*
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1597 on: June 05, 2013, 04:16 pm »
Zorz's YummFoods
Yartif's Tummyfillers
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1598 on: June 05, 2013, 04:24 pm »
*Continues looking into Zorz's YummFoods*
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1599 on: June 05, 2013, 07:54 pm »
*Continues looking into Zorz's YummFoods*

Made by Zanz's great-great-great-grandfather Zorz, this restaurant serves a little bit of everything. Except tentacles and octopus.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1600 on: June 06, 2013, 02:36 am »
I go onto my Sploders 8 Home Premium PC, and search for high paying jobs that require being ahtletic, artistic, or good.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1601 on: June 06, 2013, 03:13 am »
The Nest: Please click them!
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1602 on: June 06, 2013, 09:27 am »
*Buys one*

As you exit the shop, you hear something to your left... Look or no?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1603 on: June 06, 2013, 10:14 am »
Update

A new update for you! Yay! In this one we are Implementing a new karma system.
Basically, it's not like other karma systems, as some people choose to be evil, this one will go more like this:

if you're good, and help people, people will more likely help you, and you will potentially gain fame.  If you're evil, the same applies. Basically, what you do affect how people react around you. More evil characters will cause people to ignore, or run away from them, but only if they are caught doing something. Good characters, It's sort of the same thing. If you do good, people will want to help you, if you ever need it, so there's more chance of being saved if a crisis occurs.

Also, this affect things when you die.

When you die, you will meet death. He is a human, and watches over everyone. SOmetimes helping them, sometimes just watching. When you die, depending on HOW you die, and what your traits are, he may or may not give your splode a second chance at life. For example, if you are unlucky,  and die young, he may take pity on you, and revive your splode. If you are lucky,  he may decide not to, as you've had so much good luck, bad luck is catching up with you.

Also, you may die trying to save someone, and he'll give you another chance not to screw up, if you're evil, he may not be as likely to save you.

But remember, despite his reputation, death is a fair man.

As well as the introduction of karma, we have a new town!

Town name: Hydronia

Objective: Save Hydronia

Story:

92 years ago, the apocalypse occured.

All the volcanoes of the world erupted ceaselessly for 12 years, nuclear reactors melted, causing unimaginable amounts of radiation, and a deadly virus spread among those who lasted at least a year into the apocalypse.

13% of Earth's population were saved however, by a huge underwater complex known as Hydronia.  Only certain people were allowed access, those being athletes, farmers, scientists of all fields, doctors, engineers, so on, so forth.  But now a new catastrophe threatens the human race. After 92 years, the oxygen supply has fallen drastically, and all are fearing impending doom. The only hopes rest in a few brave people who have been chosen, or volunteered to go to the surface, and try to find a solution to the problem. But soon they will have to face the horrors they left on the surface...
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
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Golden cross sword
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hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
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Demon shard 1/5
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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1604 on: June 06, 2013, 10:20 am »
I go onto my Sploders 8 Home Premium PC, and search for high paying jobs that require being ahtletic, artistic, or good.

Art Critic: $1000 per full museum looked over. Occasionally pay will be cut if the museum is smaller. Involves critiquing art.

Professional Soccer Player: $250 per game lost, $500 per game won. Involves strategy, speed, and lots and lots of dribbling.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1605 on: June 06, 2013, 10:28 am »
Also, coming soon: The Splodes Store! Here you can get special towns, premium content, and more by spending SploderPoints. These are slightly hard to attain, but I'm sure you'll be glad when you buy something with them, as the content is amazing. ;)
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1606 on: June 06, 2013, 10:30 am »
Also, you'll probably encounter death a few times during your splodes life. He IS human, and has a name other than death, but don't underestimate him.

Some have already seen him....
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
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Golden cross sword
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hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1607 on: June 06, 2013, 10:32 am »
Also, you'll probably encounter death a few times during your splodes life. He IS human, and has a name other than death, but don't underestimate him.

Some have already seen him....

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1608 on: June 06, 2013, 10:58 am »
It begins to storm heavily in Dreston!
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1609 on: June 06, 2013, 11:40 am »
Also, you'll probably encounter death a few times during your splodes life. He IS human, and has a name other than death, but don't underestimate him.

Some have already seen him....
Its you isn't it.
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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1610 on: June 06, 2013, 11:51 am »
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1611 on: June 06, 2013, 11:56 am »
;)
With all his anti-god weaponry, I'm surprised he just doesn't ninja rape every splode that moves
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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1612 on: June 06, 2013, 12:19 pm »
Art Critic: $1000 per full museum looked over. Occasionally pay will be cut if the museum is smaller. Involves critiquing art.

Professional Soccer Player: $250 per game lost, $500 per game won. Involves strategy, speed, and lots and lots of dribbling.
I apply for the Professional Soccer Player job. :3
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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1613 on: June 06, 2013, 01:12 pm »
Karma system? >:C
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1614 on: June 06, 2013, 01:15 pm »
With all his anti-god weaponry, I'm surprised he just doesn't ninja rape every splode that moves
Just because I can, doesn't mean I will.  ;)

Besides, I'm only here really as a punishment. If someone breaks the rules, but not quite ban worthy, I can just kill their character as punishment. Ya know, make em start all over again.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
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Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
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Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1615 on: June 06, 2013, 02:09 pm »
I apply for the Professional Soccer Player job. :3

You get accepted. First game soon!
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1616 on: June 06, 2013, 03:51 pm »
Bump
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1617 on: June 06, 2013, 03:58 pm »
Chlorede's game is on pause until he changes his RPFG suitably.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1618 on: June 06, 2013, 04:00 pm »
Chlorede's game is on pause until he changes his RPFG suitably.
...

What's his name?

*unsheaths katana*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!
« Reply #1619 on: June 06, 2013, 04:01 pm »
...

What's his name?

*unsheaths katana*

Steve. But his game is on pause, therefore you can't kill him. xD