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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1560 on: June 03, 2013, 12:22 pm »
Alright fine, Red. =c
But I have no idea how to do a court case. xD

Prosecutor: We are the SBI, here on behalf of all the innocent citizens of Dreston. We have accused Zanz of sploogling "deadly cyanide pills". We have also brought in his computer with the browser history to prove it. In the first place, why did Zanz do this?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1561 on: June 03, 2013, 12:26 pm »
(Who answers, me or Fire? Also, you definitely do not know how to run a court case xD)
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1562 on: June 03, 2013, 12:32 pm »
Who answers, me or Fire?

Your lawyer. At least I think... xD

Also, you definitely do not know how to run a court case xD)

Correct xD
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1563 on: June 03, 2013, 02:19 pm »
Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Today I have tasked myself with defending Zanz, who has been brought in here for suspicion of possibly buying illegal drugs. Now I’m not going to try and argue he is innocent, but their were mitigating circumstances, which mean he should not face punishment, and if he does, a much smaller one. Now, Zanz here has admitted that he did search up buying cyanide pills, but he had a good reason. He has only recently come to Dreston, and thus didn’t know the whole extent of our laws. I mean, after all, there are hundreds, no thousands, and I do doubt that you yourselves know every single one of them.

Now, the reason Zanz searched for cyanide pills, is because back in his home land, buying cyanide pills is legal, and is one of the more common ways people commit euthanasia. Zanz was searching to buy cyanide pills for his grandmother, who was brutally attacked and crippled by gangsters, and the attack has left her in constant pain ever since. Zanz was trying to buy the cyanide pills to send to her, to put her out of her misery. Please, ladies and gentlemen of the jury put yourselves in Zanz’s shoes. He has moved to a new city, he is scared, and he wants to help his grandmother. By attempting to save his grandmother from anymore suffering, his front door is knocked down and he has been taken to court, over a law he didn’t know about. Can you convict a man, who was just trying to help his own grandmother? Can you?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1564 on: June 03, 2013, 02:26 pm »
Judge: Mr. Mcgrugrug, Zanz's neighbor, will now come to the podium-thing.
Mr. McGrugGrug, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Mr. McGrugGrug: I do.

Judge: What did you see on the night of Saturday, May 31?

Mr MGG: I saw my fine neighbor Zanz on Sploogle through the window. I have no idea what he was sploogling, though. Will there be refreshments soon?

Judge: There will be refreshments at the recess. Now, you may go back to your seat.

I'll get more stuff soon. xD
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1565 on: June 03, 2013, 02:28 pm »
Judge: Mr. Mcgrugrug, Zanz's neighbor, will now come to the podium-thing.
Mr. McGrugGrug, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Mr. McGrugGrug: I do.

Judge: What did you see on the night of Saturday, May 31?

Mr MGG: I saw my fine neighbor Zanz on Sploogle through the window. I have no idea what he was sploogling, though. Will there be refreshments soon?

Judge: There will be refreshments at the recess. Now, you may go back to your seat.

I'll get more stuff soon. xD
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1566 on: June 03, 2013, 02:30 pm »
Mr. McGrugGrug?
Best. Name. Ever
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1567 on: June 03, 2013, 03:10 pm »
Judge: Dr. Whom will now come to the stand.
Doctor Whom, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Dr. Whom: Wait, how am I even involved?!

Judge: Oh wait... I accidentally got you instead of Dr. Which. Will Dr. Which please come to the stand?

Dr. Which: Before you ask, yes I do. Now, I will testify.



I'm a part of the SBI, and I saw Zanz, the nortorious criminal that he is (I even found out he was evil from Great Splode!), on his computer sploogling dangerous cyanide pills. I do NOT believe, and probably never will believe, that they were for his grandmother. The only way I will believe is if she is transported over here. Now, can we get on to the verdict (and the jail sentence)?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1568 on: June 03, 2013, 03:11 pm »
Judge: Alright... Your defense against this, Mr. Kris?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1569 on: June 03, 2013, 03:16 pm »
Objection. I hail, and have arrived from, Zanz's city. No law there states anything against cyanide pills. In fact, I am a friend of Zanz, and I also happen to be an acquaintance of his grandmother. He brought me the news a few months back (before we arrived here), and so I decided to pay a visit to guide his grandmother through and make her enjoy her last moments. In his gladness, his grandmother hasn't died yet. However, she has experienced a history of both physical and emotional pain recently. Back home we used to help the dying in pain by offering them the pills to quicken their death. And now, you are trying to punish this man for offering pills for his grandmother? For not being aware of a different law here? Well I wish to prove you wrong, you are only fastening the agony his grandmother is going through. Is that what you really want?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1570 on: June 03, 2013, 03:19 pm »
Dr. Which starts to cry.

RECESS
Oh and Zanz, you plead Not Guilty, correct?
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1571 on: June 03, 2013, 04:15 pm »
Until poke gets his ass on here...
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1572 on: June 04, 2013, 07:08 am »
*Goes to a bike shop*
The Nest: Please click them!
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1573 on: June 04, 2013, 10:20 am »
*Goes to a bike shop*

You see lots of bikes.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1574 on: June 04, 2013, 10:22 am »
Oh yay! Alone! we got liamnight playing this now! ;)

=D
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1575 on: June 04, 2013, 10:31 am »
Oh yay! Alone! we got liamnight playing this now! ;)

=D

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1576 on: June 04, 2013, 11:22 am »
Dr. Which starts to cry.

RECESS
Oh and Zanz, you plead Not Guilty, correct?
Yes your honour
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« Reply #1577 on: June 04, 2013, 11:25 am »
Alright. Verdict:




ZANZ IS NOT GUILTY! CONGRATULATIONS, FIRE AND POKE! =D
 

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« Reply #1578 on: June 04, 2013, 11:28 am »
Alright. Verdict:




ZANZ IS NOT GUILTY! CONGRATULATIONS, FIRE AND POKE! =D
Easiest. court case. EVER.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1579 on: June 04, 2013, 11:29 am »
Judge: You're being tried for the crime of-

Criminal: I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Judge: Ok. You're free to go.
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« Reply #1580 on: June 04, 2013, 11:33 am »
Judge: You're being tried for the crime of-

Criminal: I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Judge: Ok. You're free to go.

No, they actually provided a pretty good defense. =P
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1581 on: June 04, 2013, 11:40 am »
Alright. Verdict:




ZANZ IS NOT GUILTY! CONGRATULATIONS, FIRE AND POKE! =D
*Huggle attack Fire*
*Start weaping*
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« Reply #1582 on: June 04, 2013, 11:43 am »
*Huggle attack Fire*
*Start weaping*
*Pay fire $500, cause he so bawse*

Added. =3
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1583 on: June 04, 2013, 11:48 am »
*Huggle attack Fire*
*Start weaping*
*Pay fire $500, cause he so bawse*
I don't need $500, keep it lol. xD
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1584 on: June 04, 2013, 11:50 am »
I don't need $500, keep it lol. xD

Too late >=D
 

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« Reply #1586 on: June 04, 2013, 11:58 am »
:P
 

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« Reply #1587 on: June 04, 2013, 12:04 pm »
I have an idea. Check your suggestions thread.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [FULL RELEASE] [ZOMBIES RELEASED]
« Reply #1588 on: June 04, 2013, 12:18 pm »
I don't need $500, keep it lol. xD
Lol you saved my ass, and made splode up on the spot, you deserve your payment.
Anyway
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« Reply #1589 on: June 04, 2013, 05:04 pm »
New update including an underwater town coming soon! =D