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SBI?
*Grabs Unknown sword and gets in fighting stance*

(P.S, this sword cost me $500, and was 4x as much as a katana. This thing better be the equivalent of a sniper rifle in sword form, or you might find it going through your neck Alone. In the form of massive hate)
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It does 50 damage, still kind of blunt. 4MD.

*SBI agents burst through to your house, 4/8 have guns trained on you, the other ones are watching their backs*
 

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Ask nonchalantly:
"Hi. Umm..., why did you knock my door down and have guns pointed at me? And btw, do you know what type of fertiliser is best for Potted stuff, I think I may have gotten the wrong type?"
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You were googling cyanide pills. You know in Sploderia that that's illegal, right? Also, we aren't here to answer your questions. We're here to arrest you. (he makes a -_- type face)

(ain't nobody got time fo' dat)
 

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Put on da charm and say:
"Oh &#*% is it?! Frick, ya see, I've just moved here, and from where I come from, its legal, because we use it as a form of Euthanasia. My grandmothers in horrible pain, and I wanted to get something that could just end her life quickly. I don't want her to suffer, I-I-I, I just don't want to see her in pain *Get teary eyed here*. I'm sorry, I didn't know, just please, don't-don't- *Start bawling* don't take me to prison!"
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Put on da charm and say:
"Oh &#*% is it?! Frick, ya see, I've just moved here, and from where I come from, its legal, because we use it as a form of Euthanasia. My grandmothers in horrible pain, and I wanted to get something that could just end her life quickly. I don't want her to suffer, I-I-I, I just don't want to see her in pain *Get teary eyed here*. I'm sorry, I didn't know, just please, don't-don't- *Start bawling* don't take me to prison!"

We'll have a court case. You may not be sent to prison, you probably will be though. You can hire a lawyer (better than the provided one), or use the one we'll give you for this case. In the meantime, you're coming to the police station and staying a few nights.
 

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(Charm splode, Charm!)
*Using charm to the power of 1337*
*Act panicked*
"I cant! Dude, you gotta help me, I cant go to prison! See, back in my home country, their was this gang, and they want my neck, which is why they nearly killed my grandmother! Loads are currently in your countries prisons! If you take me they'll kill me! Please!"
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The police station cells don't have anyone in them. They're for at most, about a month stay. You won't get killed, we promise.
 

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(@Alone, does charm mean nothing to you? -_-)
*Inspects officers and figures out my chance of taking them*
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*Pause*
I cant do anything else because my splode of a mum is forcing me to go to bed -_-
If you dare let this force me into a jail cell, I will hate you forever
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(@Alone, does charm mean nothing to you? -_-)
*Inspects officers and figures out my chance of taking them*

You don't have any charisma. In fact, nobody has any skills yet because they haven't been implemented. =P (But I'll try to make it so you don't go to prison.)

There are 8 officers, all with a Splode .45, and 1 of them appears to be ripped. The other 7 are normal. No other arms besides that.
 

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*Pause*
I cant do anything else because my splode of a mum is forcing me to go to bed -_-
If you dare let this force me into a jail cell, I will hate you forever


Don't worry, the game goes on pause while you're not here, at least for you lol.
 

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You don't have any charisma. In fact, nobody has any skills yet because they haven't been implemented. =P (But I'll try to make it so you don't go to prison.)

There are 8 officers, all with a Splode .45, and 1 of them appears to be ripped. The other 7 are normal. No other arms besides that.
So wait, my charismatic trait is useless?
#SploderLogic
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Name: Derphead
Gender: Female
Hair Style: Long + straight
Hair Color: Black
Everyday Clothing: Dark blue jeans, purple hoodie, white shirt, Nike running shoes :3
Formalwear: A red dress? lol
Sleepwear: Purple pj's
Athletic Clothing: White t-shirt and track pants
Swimwear: Blue + black swimsuit
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Traits: 3 (Natural Survivor, Athletic, Charismatic)
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#Stillatdafightclub :|

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

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Name: Derphead
Gender: Female
Hair Style: Long + straight
Hair Color: Black
Everyday Clothing: Dark blue jeans, purple hoodie, white shirt, Nike running shoes :3
Formalwear: A red dress? lol
Sleepwear: Purple pj's
Athletic Clothing: White t-shirt and track pants
Swimwear: Blue + black swimsuit
Age: 11
Traits: 3 (Natural Survivor, Athletic, Charismatic)
Starting Town: Dreston

You can begin.
 

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OHHH sorry Mack, would you like to fight someone? xD
 

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@Dude

American english please.
 

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Language Converted
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There is 1 loud party next door.
 

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There is 1 loud party next door.
*Asks if I can play there*
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Sure!

Now give me a second...
 

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You play averagely.
 

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You play averagely.
Any money? :3
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They give you $10.
Yeyz. *Goes to work and investigate a crime case*
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Yeyz. *Goes to work and investigate a crime case*

Obheese got his burger stolen.
 

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Obheese got his burger stolen.
*Buys him a new burger*
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He thanks you. +250 LH for you.