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Offline alon

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*Uses bathroom, checks fridge*
So what's this job thingamajigger now?

This job is really not what the ad said... at least, not unless you mouse over some of the text. Go steal that little baby's candy.
 

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This job is really not what the ad said... at least, not unless you mouse over some of the text. Go steal that little baby's candy.
You make it sound like I didn't read the fine print.
*Snatches baby's candy*

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The baby starts to cry. Run away or quiet the baby?
 

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The baby starts to cry. Run away or quiet the baby?

*Runs*

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Good job. You escaped with the candy. Now, for something more... dangerous.

We need you to sneak into the Sploderle (google) HQ and steal some Goldbooks.
 

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*Goes to weapon shop*

Whatcha got, and what's it cost, and do you have hired guns ready to go?

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There are many guns.

Joe's Sniper [50D, 5MD]
$100
Classic Call of Sploder Sniper [100D, 3MD]
$200
Sploder Machine Gun [20D, 3MD]
$100
Riamnight Raygun [200D, 3MD]
$500

All of these are out of your reach. You could sell what you steal, and do side jobs to earn enough for a gun. These are just the best, as well.
 

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There are many guns.

Joe's Sniper [50D, 5MD]
$100
Classic Call of Sploder Sniper [100D, 3MD]
$200
Sploder Machine Gun [20D, 3MD]
$100
Riamnight Raygun [200D, 3MD]
$500

All of these are out of your reach. You could sell what you steal, and do side jobs to earn enough for a gun. These are just the best, as well.

I just need something cheap, lethal, and reliable. Give me a side job gunman, I'm in need of firepower.

*Pops stolen candy in mouth*

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The cheapest weapons we have:

Baseball Bat [10DMG, 3MD], $10
Shiv [15DMG, 3MD], $5
Old Revolver [20DMG, 4MD], $20

These are just the cheapest. There are some things you can do at EvalIndustries, as well, to get money.
 

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The cheapest lethal weapon is the Ceramic Knife. It's very sharp.

Ceramic Knife [60DMG, 5MD], $30
 

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The cheapest weapons we have:

Baseball Bat [10DMG, 3MD], $10
Shiv [15DMG, 3MD], $5
Old Revolver [20DMG, 4MD], $20

These are just the cheapest. There are some things you can do at EvalIndustries, as well, to get money.

That's where I'm coming from, but I'll see if they got anything easier to do before I move into the big stuff.

*Goes to EvalIndustries*

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The EvalIndustries guy says: "You could steal some lunch money from children. We understand, you're not ready for that stuff without better weapons."
 

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The EvalIndustries guy says: "You could steal some lunch money from children. We understand, you're not ready for that stuff without better weapons."

If I had the firepower, I'd be totally down.
*Goes to middle school*

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There are many kids with wallets heading for the middle school. Watch out, as they're kind of like zombie pigmen from MC-- if you steal or hit from one, they all come after you.
 

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There are many kids with wallets heading for the middle school. Watch out, as they're kind of like zombie pigmen from MC-- if you steal or hit from one, they all come after you.

*Sneaks up behind a kid and attempts to pickpocket him*

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You get his wallet with no difficulties. Continue pickpocketing kids, or go and see how much you got?
 

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You get his wallet with no difficulties. Continue pickpocketing kids, or go and see how much you got?

*Attempt to pickpocket another kid*

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You get away with it. Keep going or see how much you've earned?
 

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You get away with it. Keep going or see how much you've earned?

ONE MO' TIME.

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You get caught! Post "hide" before 8:50 and you won't be arrested or get in trouble.
 

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You get caught! Post "hide" before 8:50 and you won't be arrested or get in trouble.

*Hide*

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And he just barely escapes!

You've gotten $30 in total.
 

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And he just barely escapes!

You've gotten $30 in total.


*Goes to gun store*
*Buys Ceramic Knife*
I smell anarchy afoot!

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*Goes to gun store*
*Buys Ceramic Knife*
I smell anarchy afoot!

Added to your inventory. I've got to go for the night now, so I'll be back to narrate sometime tomorrow.
 

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In that case, time for safety.

*Goes home*
TOMORROW, PEOPLE DIE.
*Reads The Art of Arson*

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The Nest: Please click them!
 

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Asrenio learns quite a few things about how to set stuff on fire.
 

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Statsies pleases
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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Oh and Alone you need to add loads of items xD
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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I'll give you all your stats and update after school. xD