Author Topic: The Splodes - Hydrokarma Update Out!  (Read 27925 times)

Offline Red

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Lol, I see what you're trying to do. xD

Blahblahblahblah 200$ discount.
Oh, and +1 aquaintance
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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Lol, you're only 50% right dude. Never predict what the poke is doing especially when it has anything to do with his master plan

*Checks if person on checkout is female*
*No matter what gender, quickly go back and ask*
"Hey, do you know any good films that girls like?"
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.
 

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Lol, you're only 50% right dude. Never predict what the poke is doing especially when it has anything to do with his master plan

*Checks if person on checkout is female*
*No matter what gender, quickly go back and ask*
"Hey, do you know any good films that girls like?"
Lol, alright.

He's a male, And answer:

"dunno mate, chicks usually like girly sort of things, ya know, like, romance comedy whatevers."
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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"Cool, do you like, stock the best selling one of those? Ya see, I've got a girl coming over, and I wanna show her a good time, with a good movie."
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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"Cool, do you like, stock the best selling one of those? Ya see, I've got a girl coming over, and I wanna show her a good time,
I'm sure...


with a good movie."
Oh, right, I knew that.

He recommends "Girly film the rom-com 2" on dvd for 8$
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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"It works for the SplPlayer Right?"
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"It works for the SplPlayer Right?"
Yup.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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"I'll take it!"
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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"I'll take it!"
Dat's -808$ then.

I'll take it off your inv.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Red

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$12632
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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*Searches for Garden centre*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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*Searches for Garden centre*
You find dreston gardens

Unfortunately it was recently messed up by juveniles, there are only a few nice flowers left.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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You find dreston gardens

Unfortunately it was recently messed up by juveniles, there are only a few nice flowers left.
Whoever said I was looking for flowers?
*Goes inside and searches for a shovel*
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Offline Red

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Whoever said I was looking for flowers?
*Goes inside and searches for a shovel*
Screw trying to predict you then. =P

You find a discarded shovel.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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Screw trying to predict you then. =P

You find a discarded shovel.
*Picks up shovel*
*Searches for a really large potato sack*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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*Picks up shovel*
*Searches for a really large potato sack*
I don't think I like where this is going...ಠ_ಠ

You find one...?
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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Why not little Red? [Insert crazy pinkie pie face here]
*Picks up*
*Searches for bag of fertiliser*
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Offline Red

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Why not little Red? [Insert crazy pinkie pie face here]
*Picks up*
*Searches for bag of fertiliser*
1 half empty bag of fertiliser.

Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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*Searches for a full bag*

Btw, where did you think this was going?
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Offline Red

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*Searches for a full bag*

Btw, where did you think this was going?
You find a full bag then.

I just have a feeling lol, with your traits being evil, ect.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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"EvalIndustries Inc. is a company devoted to the well-being and happiness of the people. We preform many acts of kindness for the people, as well as donating to many charities, and we need you to help keep this up! Hiring for the benefit of mankind today!

I'll take it!

STOMP IT UP, STOMP IT DOWN.
 

Offline Poke579

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I'll take it!
Ugh, mack, you might want to take a second look at its name lol, I me-
*See's macks traits*
Carry on.

You find a full bag then.

I just have a feeling lol, with your traits being evil, ect.
And that feeling is?
*Picks up bag of fertiliser*
*Takes all the items to the checkout*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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Ugh, mack, you might want to take a second look at its name lol, I me-
*See's macks traits*
Carry on.
And that feeling is?
*Picks up bag of fertiliser*
*Takes all the items to the checkout*
That'll beeeee.....

Eh, 50$
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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For a shovel, bag of fertiliser and potato sack?!
I'll take it lol.
*Heads for home*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

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$12372
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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*Empties bladder*
*Washes hands*
*Makes a bacon sandwich*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

Offline Red

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Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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*Goes outside*
*Searches for flower shop*
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No, not that witty, try again.
 

Offline Red

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You find "flowers for splodes" .

It's a flower shop.

yes.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

Offline Poke579

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What's with the "yes"
*Searches for flowers*
Imagine something witty.

No, not that witty, try again.